Tuesday 24 September 2019

To Alájar in Andalusia: Sierra de Aracena Iberian Pork Experience Part 1

Into Andalusia and the Heartland of the Iberian Black Pig

Faro to Alájar

For the last three years our first act after arriving in the Algarve has been to leave it, this year we took that idea one stage further and left Portugal entirely.

Spain
Andalusia
Alájar, 210 km from Faro in the Andalusian Sierra de Aracena, was an easy 2½ hour drive, first east along the Portuguese auto-estrada to the Guadiana bridge then along the Spanish autopista on the other side. Both were free running and (at least by M6 standards) relatively empty.

The bridge across the Guadiana between Portugal and Spain (photographed from Castro Marim, October 2015)

Turning north just beyond Huelva took us onto the similarly uncluttered N435 which for 80km climbed gently from the coastal plain to where green hills basked in warm autumn sunshine.

Alájar


Alájar and the green Sierra de Aracena in Autumn sunshine

Alájar
A minor road took us the few kilometers to the entrance to Alájar. So far, so simple. I had expected finding the Posada de San Marcos in a village of 700 inhabitants to be equally easy, but not so; the signposting was intermittent, the roads were maze-like, some were narrow, the rest were narrower and all were lined with whitewashed buildings - to the untutored eye every street looked the same. One narrow, twisting downhill alley I did not fancy reversing back up, came to a pinch point. We folded in the wing-mirrors of our Fiat Panda and inched forward, grateful for the guidance of a local who suddenly appeared from nowhere like a guardian angel. I had considered booking a larger car this year - more comfortable for the long drive, I thought. I am so glad I didn’t.

One of Alájar's wider streets

Finding a road wide enough to park in, we decided to search on foot, only to find we were almost outside our destination.

Lynne outside the Posada de San Marcos, Alájar

We were warmly welcomed by our host Ángel – we would meet hostess Lucy tomorrow - who succinctly explained the streets of Alájar, ‘the Romans or the Arabs of whoever built these roads did not think about cars.’

Alájar is not just a village of narrow roads. Life was hard here during the Franco years (1936-75); Andalusia had little love for the Generalisimo and was repaid with 55,000 semi-judicial killings in the late 1930s followed by years of repression. The villages of the Sierra Aracena were isolated, the roads to Huelva and Seville were poor and development minimal.

There is, though, a silver lining; because of earlier neglect Alájar is unspoilt, a ‘heritage village’ nestling in the green hills. It looks as though nothing has changed for decades, perhaps centuries; most buildings still have a ring in the wall where you can hitch your horse or donkey, but…

Hitching ring on an Alájar wall

…unspoilt does not mean unchanged. This is, after all 21st century Europe; these houses have hitching rings for horses, broadband for computers and every convenience in between. Alájar is no longer neglected, the houses are freshly whitewashed, the roads neatly cobbled, there is a public swimming pool and a newish school for students up to 13, their older siblings are bussed 10km to the small town of Aracena.

A quiet corner, Alájar

The Posada de San Marcos, Alájar

From outside the 19th century Posada de San Marcos looks an ordinary village house - except for the sign over the door - but as we would learn, unassuming doors in Alájar can conceal some surprising contents.

The rear of the Posada de San Marcos, Alájar

Reception and three guest rooms are on the ground floor, downstairs the breakfast room (and restaurant in inclement weather) occupies the old bodega and there are three more guest rooms. The lower ground floor exits to the garden, pool and al fresco restaurant.

Garden and swimming pool, Posada de San Marcos, Alájar

Ham and Sherry at the Posada de San Marcos

Vegetarians look away now. Most of the rest of this post is about ham. If you would rather read about fine vegetarian cuisine, try one of my Gujarat posts.

We had come to Alájar for an 'Iberian Pig Experience' and as soon as we were settled in and freshened up we were down in the bodega for a ham carving and sherry tasting. The Iberian Black Pig, a cross between the domestic pigs introduced by the Phoenicians and the local wild boar, lives the porcine equivalent of the life of Reilly rootling around in the sparse forests of cork and holm oak that cover this part of Spain and much of the Alentejo in Portugal. In the second autumn of their lives they fatten themselves on the acorns carpeting the forest floor after which they are, as Ángel put it, 'sacrificed' to produce the finest pork and ham known to humanity. We first encountered Iberian Black Pork in Évora in the Alentejo in 2016 and immediately realized we were eating something special, so when Responsible Travel told us of a Pig Encounter of the Third Kind in Alájar, we signed up immediately.

As a prelude to the ham Ángel cut slices of lomo and morcón. Lomo is a cured cylinder of loin. Common English usage has rather lowered the loins from where they started, but pig butchery clings to an earlier definition. The loin is the muscle along the ridge of the backbone and in Iberian pigs, who spend they lives clambering up and down their hilly forest homes the loin, like the ham, is particularly well developed. The flavour is subtle, complex and utterly delicious. Morcón is a chorizo made from the loin off-cuts marinaded in paprika, garlic, salt and other spices. Lynne appreciated this, too, but I found something in the spicing dried out my mouth in a way I might have found alarming had I not had a glass of sherry to fall back on.

Lomo (nearer the camera) and morcón from the Iberian Black Pig

Jerez wines are produced in and around the city of that name near the Andalusian coast. 'Sherry' is an anglicisation of Jerez and means 'Jerez wine'.

The UK has a long and not always glorious history of sherry drinking, most of it medium sweet Amontillado, the traditional tipple of maiden aunts and long-suffering vicars - and if that did not ruin the reverend's Christmas there was always the real sweeties like Harvey's Bristol Cream (my late mother-in-law's favourite). Because she liked it, she assumed every discerning drinker craved it and often gave us a bottle at Christmas. It is fine, if you like that sort of thing, but we always passed it on to the church bazaar as a raffle prize.

Dry Fino was regarded as the sophisticated drinkers' sherry. As a rule of thumb, the sweeter the sherry the darker the hue so Croft Original, the colour of Fino with the stickiness of cream sherry, was created in 1966 for those who wished to look sophisticated but weren't.

Sometimes I think I am Britain’s last Fino sherry drinker, but that must be an illusion, it remains readily available in every supermarket. The sherry drinkers of Andalusia appreciate a good Fino and Ángel poured us an excellent example, a wine with the virtue of freshness, a quality that can be lost by loitering on a supermarket shelf. Its elegant flavour lingered delightfully - and dealt admirably with my dry mouth.

Carving ham is a craft and Ángel has been known to travel as far as the Basque country to demonstrate his skills. For an artisan, having the right tools is essential. First there were the knives, one large and broad bladed to deal with the skin, one small, pointed and wickedly sharp to work round the bones and one long and flexible to cut the slices, there were tweezers to pick up the cut ham and a steel so the knives could be sharpened every time they were used. And then there was the jamonero, the stand that held the afternoon’s most important guest, the ham itself.

The knives are ready, the ham sits in the jamonero, all is ready
Ángel makes a final point before starting to carve.

It was time for another sherry. Manzanilla is a Fino made in Sanlúcar de Barrameda 10km from Jerez. Grown right on the coast, Manzanilla ‘is blessed with a slightly salty tang, which is held to come from the sea’ (World Wine Atlas). I had previously regarded it as a way of paying a little more for an ordinary Fino, but I had never tasted them side by side before. Yes, it was salty, light, fragrant, bone-dry and lovely.

Jamon Iberico ready for carving, Posada de San Marcos, Alájar

As we sipped Ángel cut the ham, a shoulder, smaller than the rear legs which can be up to 8Kg, but of the same quality. Each slice was wafer thin and he always started where the previous slice ended.

Ángel slices the jam

The slices were red, glistening and almost transparent. Chocolate has the unusual quality of being a solid at room temperature, but liquid at body temperature, i.e it literally melts in your mouth - so too the fat of Jamón Iberico. Ángel suggested we held a slice in the mouth, pressed gently upwards with the tongue and waited. It was not a long wait, as the fat melts the mouth is filled with flavour, the essence of all good things porky. Such ham is necessarily expensive, a good quality 7.5Kg jamón on the bone can cost €500 locally, close to double that in the export market. But unless you own a restaurant you would not want a 7.5Kg ham; a 100g pre-sliced pack costs £20+. Fortunately, it is very rich, and so very full of flavour, you don’t need much.

Jamón Iberico, ready for tasting

The last sherry was a Manzanilla aged by Ángel himself. The precious liquid trickled out of his little barrel, a tad darker than it once had been and quite different on the palate. Richer and more complex than the young wine, it was reminiscent of Palo Cortado – my favourite type of sherry - though technically it is different. A fine end to the tasting.

Curing a ham takes three years and even after they have been started, they keep well and do not need refrigeration, merely covering with a cloth and placing somewhere cool and dry. Before putting his ham away Ángel carved some fat from the outside and packed it over the cut surface to keep it moist and fresh.

Dinner at the Posada de San Marcos, Alájar

Dinner, Ángel told us would be at outside at 7.30; to us a perfectly reasonable time for dinner, for most Spaniards 3 hours too early. ‘The temperature drops sharply when the sun goes down,’ Ángel explained, ‘so if you want to eat outside…..’ He could have added that as all six rooms were occupied by north Europeans it made sense to eat at north European times.

The dinner had been prepared by Ángel’s wife Lucy, the other half of the San Marcos team. Lucy may have started life in Bolton, but she is very much an adopted Andalusian and swaps back and forth between English and Spanish with the same dexterity that Ángel swaps between Spanish and English.

A salad of lettuce, roasted peppers and shards of an impressive local goat’s cheese was followed by Iberian Pork cheeks in a chocolate sauce and a home-made cheese cake. All was washed down with the house red, a (fairly) local organic tempranillo, a juicy lightweight perfect for gulping rather than sipping.

Iberian pork cheeks in chocolate sauce with rice and broccoli 

It was an excellent meal. We have enjoyed pigs’ cheeks in Portugal (in Mértola and Beja) stewed in red wine but the choclate sauce was a new idea. I had expected it to resemble a Mexican mole, but although it was thick and glossy there was no Mexican spicing. In a mole the sauce is more important than the meat (seeOaxaca, Cooking a Mole) but here the meat remained the centrepiece – and so it should with pork of this quality. It was hardly Cadbury’s Dairy Milk, but no chocolate can be as bitter as Mexican chocolate and there was a sweetness to the sauce I could have done without – but no doubt it pleased others.

As we had been up since 03.45, an early night seemed appropriate, before more porky delights tomorrow.

Iberian Pork

Saturday 7 September 2019

Puzzlewood and The Kymin: Forest of Dean Part 3

An Unusual Wood and a Gentleman's Picnic House Above the River Wye

Puzzlewood


Gloucestershire
Forest of Dean
We had intended to visit Puzzlewood yesterday, but missed the sign and went on to the Clearwell Caves. That could have been that, but we were in no particular rush to get home today, and when we talked to our daughter last night, she brought up Puzzlewood and strongly recommended we go. So we did.

The owners are developing Puzzlewood as a family attraction, but we felt we could ignore the play area and the farm animals, though I could not resist a photo of a chicken – a silkie, I believe, originally a native of China.

A silkie at Puzzlewood

The wood itself is a remarkable landscape; a confusion of boulders, trees and twisted roots, covered with a rain-forest thick layer of moss. We followed the forest paths, which divided and then looped back on themselves and then divided again.

Puzzlewood

Navigation was a minor puzzle and there are no maps but the fields on the far side are only 300m away, and if we walked further than that to get there, we were usually going in the right direction.

Puzzlewood and a 'rickety bridge'

There are fairy doors, and rickety bridges (though more firmly constructed than they are made to look)  and places to pause and access the Puzzlewood app – provided your phone (unlike ours) has the right operating system - but what makes the landscape unique to the Forest of Dean and unusual even within it are the scowles.

Scowle, Puzzlewood

Scowles are labyrinthine defiles several metres deep, though in many places the sides have been eroded into discrete blocks of stone.

An eroded scowle

Long thought to be the remnants of iron-age open-cast iron ore extraction, geologist now believe them to be natural features, though enlarged and exploited by mining activity.

A Gloucester County Council archaeological information sheet entitled The Scowles of the Forest of Dean suggests the present view is that they originated as a natural underground cave system which formed in the Carboniferous Limestones of the Forest of Dean many millions of years ago. Uplift and erosion eventually caused this cave system to become exposed at the surface. The exposed caves were rich in iron ore were easy pickings for the earliest miners and their work and further erosion produced the landscape we see today.

Lynne plods up through another scowle

Our daughter had been right, Puzzlewood is well worth a visit and we spent over an hour wandering round in the wood. Returning to the café we drank cappuccinos (cappuccini?) beneath a sizeable sword. Looking closer, I learned that it was made of Valyrian steel and was formerly the property of Eddard Stark.

The Valyrian steel sword known as Ice wielded by Eddard Stark (allegedly)

I am not aware of Puzzlewood being a location in Game of Thrones, but it does feature in Star Wars: The Force Awakens, four separate episodes of Dr Who, two episodes of Merlin and the BBC’s 2016 adaptation of A Midsummer Night's Dream. JRR Tolkien was a frequent visitor and used the wood as a template for some of Middle Earth’s Forests, and maybe Harry Potter’s ‘Forbidden Forest’ is also a relative.

The Kymin


Monmouthshire
It was time to leave the Forest of Dean so we headed west towards Monmouth which lies beside the River Wye and – more importantly to us – the A40.

We were still a mile or two short of Monmouth when we passed a Croeso i Gymru sign; we had entered our ancestral homeland but were still east of the Wye. I had always believed the border ran along the River Monnow to its confluence with the Wye and then down the Wye to the coast, but not so - for reasons known only to long dead cartographers there is a fun-sized chunk of Wales on the wrong side of the Wye opposite Monmouth.

Always a welcome sight to the exile

Having left the Forest of Dean, in political fact if not quite in spirit, we turned off the main road, following the National Trust signs to The Kymin. The road, narrow with the occassional hairpin, climbed steadily from the Wye Valley to a viewpoint 250m above the river.

In the late 18th /early 19th centuries "the principal Gentlemen of Monmouth and its vicinity" formed the Monmouth Picnic Club or Kymin Club (from the Welsh Cae y Maen – Field of Stones) "for the purpose of dining together, and spending the day in a social and friendly manner". Everyone enjoys a picnic in good weather, but the Monmouthshire weather gods are a fickle bunch, so Philip Meakins Hardwick suggested building a roundhouse for "security from the inclemency of the weather". The members, headed by the Duke of Beaufort and 8 MPs paid subscriptions and building started in 1794.

The Kymin

The Kymin, as it became known, had kitchens on the ground-floor and a banqueting room above. The view is spectacular and the banqueting room was – and still is - equipped with a telescope. In time the club ran out of steam and eventually the building became a dwelling. That ceased in the early 20th century when the roundhouse was restored and duly found its way into the care of the National Trust.

Banqueting Room, The Kymin

The view is variously said to encompass nine or ten counties. Monmouth is a long way down beside the river and a great deal of effort would be required to drag a picnic/banquet all this way. I doubt that troubled the members, they had servants for that sort of thing and all they had to do was trot up on their nags – a little more effort than my driving up, but they could park closer to the house.

Monmouth and the Wye Valley from the Kymin

The Naval Temple

In 1800, to commemorate the second anniversary of Nelson’s victory at the Battle of the Nile and in recognition of the victories of fifteen other Royal Navy Admirals, the Kymin Club built The Naval Temple.

Tne Naval Temple, The Kymin

This was the early days of tourism; the Wye Valley was prime tourist country and Nelson himself came floating down the river with Lady Hamilton and her husband Sir William Hamilton (as a prize gooseberry). Nelson was greeted by a cannonade and the band of the Monmouthshire Militia playing See, the Conquering Hero Comes (they don’t do that for tourists these days, or was it just me?). During his brief stay in Monmouth, Nelson breakfasted at the roundhouse and visited the Naval Temple of which he said "it was the only monument of its kind erected to the Royal Navy in the Kingdom," which was diplomatic. Others have been more forthright, ‘In very bad taste,’ said antiquarian, archaeologist and artist Sir Richard Colt Hoare in 1803 while architectural historian John Newman has described it as ‘hard to come to terms with.’ And this retired maths teacher and artistic ignoramus agrees with Hoare and Newman - and no doubt he will find that a great relief.

Naval Temple, The Kymin

[Afterthought: November 2019] Being in Wales all the signs were bilingual. It might be worth mentioning that Welsh was the main language of the Forest of Dean until the 9th century, ‘scowles’ probably deriving from the Welsh ‘ysgil’ meaning ‘a recess’. If the English electorate support Boris Johnson’s plan to break up the United Kingdom, then Wales will probably cling on to England like Montenegro clung to Serbia, but in the end it will go. And then maybe we will want our forest back.

And so we left the Kymin and headed home.

Forest of Dean

Friday 6 September 2019

Coleford and Around: Forest of Dean Part 2

A Cave, a History Walk and a Sculpture Trail

Gloucestershire
Forest of Dean

The small town of Coleford (pop 8,500), three miles west of the Speech House, is the administrative centre for the Forest of Dean District. After breakfast we drove into Coleford and then a couple of miles south to the Clearwell Caves.

Clearwell Caves, Coleford

Clearwell Caves are a natural cave system greatly enlarged by mining. The Forest of Dean sits upon a basin of carboniferous shale and sandstone underlain by older carboniferous limestone. In the middle of the forest, coal seams run through the shales and sandstones while the limestone outcrops around the rim of the basin are rich in iron ore.

Coal was mined in the Dean before the Romans arrived while ochre mining is believed to have started 7,000 years ago in the middle stone age, though the earliest tools on display at Clearwell are late stone age, around 4,500 years old. In recent years small scale ochre production has resumed for the art market.

Clearwell Caves Ochre

The section of caves open to the casual visitor are the upper workings….

Abandoned upper workings, Clearwell Caves

…with occasional glimpses into the depths.

A glimpse into th depths, Clearwell Caves

Large scale mining finished in 1945. Owner Ray Wright explored the caves in depth (he was a founding member of the Royal Forest of Dean Caving Club) and opened Clearwell to visitors in 1968. When he died in 2015, his son Jonathan took over. Ray was one of the four Forest of Dean Verderers (see previous post) and for 30 years secretary of the Royal Forest of Dean Freeminers' Association, a post now held by Jonathan.

In the Dean, mining and quarrying have been carried out exclusively by Freeminers for a thousand years. In modern(ish) legal terms, the Forest of Dean (Mines Act) of 1838 says “All male persons born or hereafter to be born and abiding within the Hundred of St Briavels [roughly the same area as the modern Forest of Dean District], of the age of twenty one years and upwards, who shall have worked a year and a day in a coal or iron mine within the said Hundred of St Briavels, shall be deemed and taken to be Free Miners." A Freeminer can register a claim and is then free to work it, although certain royalties must be paid to the Crown. In 2010 Elaine Morman was the first woman to apply to become a Freeminer and it was decided – not without resistance – that the word 'male' in the act should now be interpreted as 'male and female'.

Redundant mini-railway, Clearwell Caves

The King protected the miners in his Royal Forest, and in return miners volunteered to aid him should a besieged castle need undermining. The system has kept mining small scale, despite 18th century attempts by the Crawshay and Prothero families to expand their empires from the industrial valleys of South Wales. Underhand tactics were employed – including the disappearing of Mine Law Court records from the Speech House, but in the end little changed, though the Verderers gained some fine carved oak chairs from the Crawshays (see previous post).

Clearwell is the sole surviving iron mine, but freeminers still operate six small collieries and eight quarries. Once granted the title of ‘freeminer’ it is kept for life, and as no specific record is kept of freeminer’s deaths it is uncertain how many there are, but there are thought to be around 150 living freeminers, some active others not.

In several caverns the ghostly, silent shadows of working miners now long gone were projected onto walls.

Following the old galleries, Clearwell Caves

Home to a large colony of horseshoe bats, the Caves have been designated a Site of Special Scientific Interest and there is an attempt in one area to give humans a better understanding of echo-location (I don’t think we were up to it!) Elsewhere electronic magic revives some of the denizens of the deep who once thrived here; some are scarier than others.

Former resident of the area, Clearwell Caves

The mining years are remembered with some nostalgia, but several displays reminded us that children once laboured in these mines (only in 1843 did it become illegal for under-tens to work below ground) and the weights they were expected to carry up rickety ladders damaged developing bones.

Coleford: A Walk Through History

Returning to Coleford we dropped into the Tourist Information Office and picked up a Coleford ‘Walk Through History’ booklet.

Stop 1, the Whitecliff Ironworks eluded us, Stop 2 was the railway bridge. The highlights of Coleford are not Premier League, if the Taj Mahal and the Pyramids are Manchester City and Liverpool, then Coleford Railway Bridge is, well, Coleford Town Reserves (North Gloucestershire Association, Division Three). The bridge was built in 1883 for the Coleford Branch of the Great Western Railway, which linked to the Severn and Wye Railway, making Coleford a transport hub, of sorts. Both lines were dismantled long ago.

Coleford railway bridge and the Baptist Chrch beyond

Stop 3 is the Baptist Church which can be seen through the railway bridge in the above photo. Nonconformism has always been strong in the Dean and the first Baptist Church was built in 1799. This French Romanesque pastiche dates from 1858 and is an imposing building if a little out of place among the 19th century cottages.

So far, so underwhelming, but looking closer we found something to wonder at. Why does a stone lion stand on a small plinth on this otherwise workaday railway bridge?

Lion on the railway bridge, Coleford

Climbing Bowen Hill, we found the parish church of St John the Evangelist (or John the Baptist according to the Town Guide). Built in 1880 to replace a previous 19th century church in Market Square, it is currently closed to visitors and in danger of demolition.

St John the Evangelist, Coleford

The Market Square and the Civil War Battle of Coleford

Continuing to the end of the road and turning towards the market square we encountered the remains of its predecessor. An octagonal church built in 1820, it had become too small for the growing town, and was demolished and replaced by St John’s – though they left the clock tower. A church without a tower is unremarkable, a church tower without a church is maybe unique. It looks odd.

Market Square, Coleford

The next stop on the tour was the Old White Hart Inn, which can be seen on the right above, and full face below. Built in the 17th century, it is one of the oldest surviving buildings around the Market Square – and looks in dire need of some help.

Old White Hart, Coleford

I was beginning to feel sorry for Coleford, so I was pleased to see the Angel Inn, also on the Market Square, looked cared for and welcoming. Coleford’s premier coaching inn has occupied this site since the start of the 17th century, though the current building is only 200 years old.

The Angel Inn, Coleford

Across the end of the street is the handsome Bank House, built around 1768 and now housing the office of the Deputy Gaveller of the Royal Forest. Part of the ancient governance of the Forest, the Deputy Gaveller registers freeminers and collects royalties for the Crown. The once even more important role of Gaveller has been taken over by the Forestry Commission, who also have their local offices in Bank House.

Bank House, Coleford

The Kings Head on the corner may be over 300 years old, but it is another building in desperate need of attention. The scaffold suggests help is on its way, and not before time. Legend has it that during the Battle of Coleford (1643) a Roundhead soldier in the King’s Head shot and killed a Royalist officer in the Market Square, near where the tower now stands. Hitting a target at 120m with a 17th century musket required either great skill, immense good luck (or bad lack, depending on point of view) or never happened.

The King's Head, Coleford

A plaque near the clock tower placed by the Sealed Knot re-enactment group commemorates the Battle of Coleford, a minor Civil War engagement.

Battle of Coleford memorial plaque, Coleford Market Square

Early in 1643 Welsh Royalists raised an army of some 2,000 and under the command of Colonel John Lawley (or Lawdly) set off to support the king at Gloucester. Their way was blocked by the strongly Parliamentarian Forest of Dean and on approaching Coleford (which then had a population of around 500) they encountered barricades in the streets.

Troops on both sides were largely inexperienced and casualties were few, but the foresters among the defenders were good shots and Lawley and his two most experienced officers were killed. Eventually the Royalists superior numbers prevailed and the defenders melted into the forest.

Continuing their march, the army was destroyed a month later at the Battle of Highnam.

It was lunchtime and in The Baguette Shop on the Market Square we found two women cheerfully constructing sandwiches to order at a very reasonable price.

The Mushets, Father and Son

Refreshed by a sandwich and a pot of tea we reached the entrance to the Co-op which is marked by a wrought iron gate and a mural by Tom Cousins honouring the Mushets, father and son. David Mushet was a metallurgist and something of an obsessive, which spoilt his relationships with business partners and family. Born in Scotland in 1772 he arrived in Coleford in 1808 as manager of the Whitecliff ironworks – the one we had been unable to find at the start of this walk. He greatly improved the production methods and quality of Forest of Dean iron and steel, work continued by his son Robert after his death in 1847. Between them they were largely responsable for Coleford’s rapid growth and prosperity in the 19th century.

Tom Cousin's Mushet mural, Coleford

A little further up the High Street is the Drill Hall built in 1906 for training militia volunteers. In 1909 Colour Sergeant Richard Reeves started giving magic lantern shows and in 1910 he and a business partner converted the building into the Electric Cinema, and a cinema it has been, albeit with a name change, ever since.

Studio cinema, operating in Coleford since 1910

The last stop on our walk was the relatively modest house of the Mushets, now a hotel.

The home of David and later Robert Mushet, Coleford

But the days of iron, coal and the Mushets have gone and with them Coleford’s prosperity. Four or five of the buildings on the town’s official ‘Walk through History’ are redundant, threatened with demolition or in poor repair and that speaks volumes. There is an industrial estate south of the town where SPP Pumps Ltd, Britain's leading pump manufacturer, employs 300 people, but the largest employer is the Japanese conglomerate Suntory, whose factory produces all the country’s Ribena and Lucozade - brands whose heyday was during my childhood in the 1950s.

There is plenty to see around the Forest of Dean and Coleford is trying to reinvent itself as a tourist centre but there is a way to go yet. On the positive side, we liked the cheerful panache of The Baguette Shop, we liked the hanging baskets round the Market Square and the private displays elsewhere, and we liked the way that twice on our wanderings we were stopped by locals just to chat and give us extra information. Coleford is a town whose heart is in the right place, so there must be hope.

Coleford looking floral and cheerful

The Forest of Dean Sculpture Trail

Heading back towards Speech House we stopped at the Beechenhurst Visitor Centre for a walk in the woods and a look at the sculptures. Visitors have been somewhat dismissive of the sculptures on Trip Advisor, but as reviewers are rarely qualified art critics we approached it with open minds.

The Forest of Dean

The paths were well maintained and gently graded, which suited our footwear, but the sculptures were not easy to find. We were intentionally short-cutting the full 4½ mile trail so perhaps we were missing them.

Further into the Forest of Dean

But then we found one…

We've found a sculpture, Forest of Dean

…. then another….

And this must be another sculpture

And then they came thick and fast. Neither of us have arty qualifications either, but we were also unimpressed. If you cannot tell a work of art from a pile of stuff left over from earlier activity, is it a work of art? That sounds like an A level essay I have no intention of writing.

This was labelled as a sculpture, but is it just a pile of stones?

Then, in defiance of the benign local weather forecast, it started to rain. We sheltered as best we could from the downpour, then completed what had been a very pleasant walk despite the uninspiring artworks and dampness.

Attempting to shelter from the rain, Forest of Dean

Wild boar were hunted to extinction in this country in the 18th century but in recent decades boars have re-established themselves in the wild after accidental (or deliberate) releases from farms. The Forest of Dean boar population (around 1,500) is the largest in England, so we were disappointed not to see one - they are not dangerous, unless you do something stupid. We did, though, see the damage they cause rooting in the undergrowth.

A Fine Dinner at the Speech House Hotel

To celebrate Lynne’s birthday we had a reservation at the Speech House fine dining restaurant, which can be the Verderers Room, where we had breakfast, or the smaller Carolean depending on number of bookings.

Calling yourself a ‘fine dining’ restaurant is a hostage to fortune, particularly if you lack a cluster of AA Rosettes or a Michelin star to back it up. Head chef Gareth Jenkins has been at the Speech House less than a year and bagged the hotel’s first ever AA Rosette in August, so there are clearly ambitions here.

We skipped starters, it is the only way we have a hope of managing a dessert these days - getting older is a bugger. Lynne chose hake with onions, chive oil, baby potatoes and cream. She dislikes her fish ‘messed about’ but her definition of ‘messed about’ seems strangely variable. I would have expected the creamy sauce to be ‘messing about’ but apparently it was not; the hake was perfect, the sauce fine and the chive oil set it off nicely. She was pleased with her choice.

Lynne and her hake, Speech House Hotel

I went for chicken and mash – which hardly sounds like a fine dining dish, nor something I might normally select, but….the chicken was good quality and perfectly cooked, the mashed potato was extraordinarily smooth yet retained enough texture not to be a purée and had been gently smoked. Overdone, smoking takes over the whole dish, underdone and it might as well have never happened, but here the balance was spot on. The leeks were good, the pea purée had an intensified pea flavour, the sauce was glossy and deep and the match sticks of green apple supplied just the right acidity. It was a clever and satisfying plate of food from humble ingredients.

A rather superior chicken and mash

The wine list was less brilliant but a bottle of Rioja Blanco went down well and we did manage dessert, chocolate ganache and a banana confection. [update: the autumn menu now (Nov 19) on the Speech House website is a little more ambitious. They are going in the right direction, I would quite like to return.]



Other 1 AA Rosette meal9
The Speech House, Forest of Dean Gloucestershire (2019)
The Hotel du Vin, Cheltenham, Gloucestershire (2019)
The Hotel du Vin, Stratford-upon-Avon. Warwickshire (2022)
The Dukes Head, Kings Lynn, Norfolk (2022)