Monday, 19 November 2012

Mandalay and Amarapura: Myanmar/Burma Part 7

Mandalay and its Southern Suburb, both former Burmese Capitals

(For U Bein's Bridge, Amarapura's best known landmark, see next post)

Making Gold Leaf in Mandalay

Myanmar

As we had expected the mosque invited us for prayers at 5.30, but we declined – we never even got out of bed.

At the healthier time of 9.00, and after a leisurely breakfast, we met our local guide in the hotel lobby and set off for the gold pounding district. The gold leaf that adorns stupas and Buddhas across Myanmar is mostly made in the small workshops lining one street in southern Mandalay.

I am not sure what I expected to see, maybe rollers and steam hammers, but what I had not expected was two slight young men with seriously overdeveloped biceps flattening ingots with 15lb hammers. (Despite being independent since 1948, and cutting off all contact with the former colonial power, Myanmar still clings to imperial weights and measures.)

Pounding the gold leaf, King Galon workshop, Mandalay

The gold is rolled to modest thinness elsewhere. Here it is cut into squares, layered, placed in a leather pouch and pounded. After an hour, timed by a how long it takes a cup with a hole to sink in a water trough, the pounder takes a five minute break. The gold, now thinner and wider, is cut, re-layered and returned to the pouch. It takes seven hours of pounding to produce gold leaf 0.000005 inches thick.

The cutting and layering and the packing of the finished product into booklets requires delicacy and deftness and is carried out in the next room in complete silence – although accompanied by the sound of rhythmic thumping. A book of ten one inch squares costs about 2000 Kyat (£1.60), but we had a small patch stamped on the back of our hands, like a transfer, just for turning up to watch.

Separating the gold leaf and packing it into booklets, King Galon workshop, Mandalay

The Mahamuni Buddha and More Gold Leaf, Mandalay

We drove to the southern edge of the city through the stone cutters district, where Buddhas of all sizes and attitudes are carved in the street, to the Mahamuni Paya.

The Mahamuni Buddha is believed by some to be over 2000 years old and to be one of the five images made during the Buddha’s lifetime. He breathed on it and it instantly became a perfect likeness. It arrived in Mandalay in 1784, carted off from Dhanyawadi on the Bay of Bengal as war booty. Others say the original miraculously disappeared as the victorious Burmese army loaded it for transport and this is a fake.Whatever the truth (the 1784 date is reliable, at least) the Mahamuni Buddha is undoubtedly revered.

The Mahamuni Buddha, Mandalay

Those wishing to venerate the statue can enter railed off enclosures, monks at the front, men behind and women, including nuns, at the back.

Venerating the Mahamuni Buddha, Mandalay

If silent adoration is not enough, men may apply gold leaf to the body of the statue, but not the face. Over the years it has grown considerably (there are pictures alongside to prove it) and given the thickness of the gold leaf, this must represent thousands if not millions of applications. The face however, being a perfect likeness, is kept as it was when the Buddha breathed on it, and it is reverently washed at 4.00 every morning. We could have gone to see the early rising Buddhists do that, but the idle Muslims did not wake us until 5.30.

Only men may apply gold leaf. Though not a Buddhist and carrying no gold leaf, I climbed the steps to observe the process and nobody minded because I am a man. The deftness on show did not match the gold pounding workshop and many ended up gilding their fingers more than the statue.

Devotees gild the Mahamuni Buddha and their fingers, Mandalay

The Lonely Planet notes opposition to the ‘men only’ rule, quoting a local grandmother: ‘Lord Buddha never said anything like this, and I’d so much like to put gold leaf on the Buddha image myself!’ To which two cheers at most. It is not up to me to tell Buddhists how to practice Buddhism, but my rudimentary understanding suggests the Lord Buddha would be horrified by anybody, male or female, putting gold leaf on his image.

Lunchtime at Maha Ganayo Kyaung, Amarapura

Continuing south we reached Amarapura, once a separate city but now a suburb of Mandalay. For 70 years from 1784 it was Burma’s royal capital before King Mindon moved his palace up the road to Mandalay.

The Maha Ganayon Kyaung is a renowned centre of monastic study. Founded in 1914 it houses several thousand monks and novices and daily, at 11.30, they silently file into the dining hall for their one meal of the day. For some reason this has become a major tourist attraction.

Foreigners arrive by the bus-load, but there is something weird about several hundred people watching a thousand others eat their lunch. Feeding time at the zoo is one thing, but these are human beings and we found the experience uncomfortable. The Lonely Planet describes the spectacle as ‘worth avoiding’. I agree.

Lunch and Maha Ganayon Kyaung, Amarapura

Traditionally monks beg for their food, going from stall to stall in the market and placing their booty – a spoonful of rice here, a piece of fruit there – in a plain lacquerware bowl. Although they all carried their bowls, today’s meal - a hearty stew of meat and vegetables – had been provided by a donor. The younger ones also had a can of drink and a bag of crisps or nuts which they took away from the table. Monks are not supposed to eat after midday, but I recently saw the Dalai Lama admit to occasionally having a biscuit with his afternoon tea. If he gives in to temptation we should not judge the youngsters too harshly.

Carrying the traditional lacquer bowls, Maha Ganayon, Amarapura

Every male child is a ‘son of Buddha’ and as such must serve some time in a monastery. They usually do it in the school holidays as a sort of summer camp. Some come just once, others return year after year. At eighteen those who wish to may commit themselves to the monastic life.

We wandered off to see the food being prepared for the next day. Fish were being gutted and split and chicken dismembered for another sponsored meal. The workers are all volunteers, we were told, and they are allowed to take home the leftovers to feed their families. The people we saw looked well dressed and well fed, volunteering to gain merit, we thought, not scraps of food.

Preparing the next day's food, Maha Ganayon, Amarapura

Silk Weaving in Amarapura

Heading back north we paused to see some silk weaving – a sight we have been shown so often in so many places that we feign polite interest and move on as quickly as possible.

Weaving silk, Amarapura

Bagaya Kyaung, Amarapura

Bagaya Kyaung is a monastery built of teak in the early 19th century. It soon burned down, was rebuilt and then extensively repaired in 1910.

Bagaya Kaung, Amarapura

While waiting for the guide to buy tickets we became aware of two small boys, maybe 5 or 6 years old, watching us from some bushes. They picked a bright red flower from the bush and after much giggling and daring walked boldly up to us, presented it to Lynne and ran off. At a safe distance they turned to observe our reaction. We waved and they seemed very pleased with their bravery.

Lynne at Bagaya Kaung, Amarapura

The monastery itself was not that interesting and the 1910 repairs are clumsy, but there was some good carving. A huge building constructed entirely of teak was a novelty, though this was to be the first of many. There is, apparently, little to see in the main hall, but it was closed as the building had been badly rattled by an earthquake a couple of days earlier – we had read about it in the daily New Light of Myanmar on the flight up to Bagan.

Carvings, Bagaya Kaung, Amarapura

We left Amarapura without seeing its best sight, U Bein’s Bridge, but we would return tomorrow on our way to Saigang.

Wood Carvers, Mandalay

We stopped to visit some woodcarvers and spent a while looking round their shop and made a few purchases.

Woodcarvers, Mandalay

Shwe In Bin Kyaung, Mandalay

Shwe In Bin Kyaung is another teak monastery.

Shwe In Bin Kyaung, Mandalay

Built in 1895 for a pair of wealthy Chinese Jade merchants it is considered finer that Baga Kyaung, but apart from it being fully open, they tend to run together in the memory.

Inside Shwe In Bin Kyaung

Lunch in Mandalay

It was now approaching lunchtime and our guide fished out her phone to book a table. We asked about the restaurant - we had no input into choosing it – and were told it was very good, all the tour groups go there. That sounded exactly the place we wanted to avoid, so we suggested visiting a restaurant where local people eat. She seemed unimpressed with this idea, but we persisted and ended up in a Chinese/Thai restaurant in Central Mandalay.

It was pleasant enough and the staff were eager to please, but the rice and chicken were ordinary, and the bananas and sticky rice confection hardly more memorable. Whether or not it was a place where ‘local people eat’ is a moot point, the only other customers were another couple of foreigners.

Zegyo Market, Mandalay

We were returned to our hotel. We had been running out of cash and had twice asked our guide about somewhere to change money. She ignored us, but after the third request pointed out a bank a hundred metres from our hotel. We walked down there to discover the ‘bank’ was merely an advertisement over an entrance to the covered market.

Zegyo Market, Mandalay

We had a good look round Zegyo market the morning we left Mandalay but it seems appropriate to insert it into the narrative here.

Zegyo Market, Mandalay

The market sprawls over a couple of blocks. There are all the usual stalls and, in the morning a succession of monks and nuns begging for their daily sustenance.

Monks begging, Zegyo Market, Mandalay

The city centre and the edge of the market is marked by a clock tower built in 1909 to celebrate, somewhat belatedly, Queen Victoria’s Jubilee. It looked very British while we were there; back home, the photograph makes it appear very eastern. The area saw heavy fighting when the British retook Mandalay from the Japanese in 1945. The clock tower was used as an observation post by the Royal Berkshire Regiment and was lucky to survive.

The Clock Tower, Mandalay

Shwenandaw Kyaung, Mandalay

The guide returned in mid-afternoon and we set off round the royal palace. The wall and moat are impressive, but most of the interior is a Myanmar army base where foreigner’s eyes are unwelcome. Unlike the clock tower, the teak palaces burned down in 1945 though one has been recently rebuilt. It is perhaps a less fanciful reconstruction than the palace in Old Bagan, but it is still only a copy.

Nearby is the Shwenandaw Kyaung. Originally part of the royal apartments inside the wall, it was dismantled, moved and re-erected outside in 1878 by King Thibaw, the last King of Burma. His predecessor, King Mindon, had died in the building and his ghost was creating problems. It became a monastery in 1880.

Shwenandaw Kyaung, Mandalay

It is a beautiful teak building raised on stilts, but rather beset by crowds of tourists. Every tour comes here in late afternoon before progressing to Kuthodaw Paya and then up Mandalay Hill to watch the sunset.

Lynne & David at Shwenandaw Kyaung, Mandalay

Kuthodaw Pagoda and the World's Biggest Book, Mandalay

Kuthodaw Paya consists of a gilded stupa.....

Gilded Stupa, Kuthodaw Paya, Mandalay

.....surrounded by 729 ‘stone-inscription caves’.

Among the 'inscription caves', Kuthodaw Paya, Mandalay

Each contains a marble slab inscribed on each side with a page of the Pali Canon, the holy writings of Therevada Buddhism. Built on the orders of King Mindon, the canon was completed in 1868 and claims, with some justice, to be the world’s largest book.

Inscribed stone, Kuthodaw Paya, Mandalay

Around the stupa the ‘inscription caves’ are well tended, while those further away and less visited have a neglected air. The world’s biggest book is an interesting idea, but nobody could read it in this format – it is easier on a kindle.

The less read 'pages', Kuthodaw Paya, Mandalay

Mandalay Hill at Sunset

Mandalay Hill, a 240 metre protuberance to the north of the city, has been a site of pilgrimage for two centuries. A covered walkway climbs past various shrines, but we drove up the narrow road which winds its way round the hill. It ends just below the summit and escalators take you the rest of the way. On the road we passed several local joggers grinding their way up or lengthening their stride on the way down.

There is a temple at the top with the inevitable gilded stupa......

Temple on Mandalay Hill

...and a 'Wish-Fulfilling' Buddha, a concept I suspect the Buddha himself would have found somewhat alien.

'Wish-Fulfilling Buddha, Mandalay Hill

A small plaque commemorates the Ghurkas who fought their way up the hill in two days of hand-to-hand fighting in March 1945. It made the thought of merely jogging up the hill considerably less daunting.

Ghurka memorial, Mandalay Hill

We were part of a mass of foreigners thronging the summit, all to see the watch the sunset. We walked round the temple taking in the views of the distant hills before bagging one of the last remaining positions beside the rail. We could see across the city to the Irrawaddy, but the gathering clouds ensured that, yet again, no one was going to see the sunset.

Looking across Mandalay to the Irrawaddy River, Mandalay Hill

The escalator is one-way, but we descended in the goods’ lift, a privilege extended to those whose guide knows the right people.

Barak Obama in Mandalay

The lift operator was keen to tell us about President Obama’s visit, which had caused great excitement, though he only flew in, shook some hands, gave a 45 minute speech and flew out again. Giving support to Myanmar’s tentative moves towards democracy, he met the president and, of course, Ang San Suu Kyi. We later learned his speech was shown live on television, but without subtitles or simultaneous translation so the people saw him standing beside their president and speaking but could only find out what he said from the carefully controlled media. We also discovered that to accommodate his arrival and departure all flights into and out of Yangon had been rescheduled or cancelled – effectively cuppering all internal flights. We were fortunate it was not a day we were on the move.

That evening we walked up to the Shan area of town where we found a ‘beer station’, an establishment selling draught beer relatively cheaply. Although the room was open to the outside it was hot and sweaty, but we enjoyed the pork and noodles and a couple of cold, wet beers.

Myanmar, Land of Gold

Sunday, 18 November 2012

The Road to Mandalay - The Reality: Myanmar/Burma Part 6

Bagan to Mandalay by Way of Mt Poppa, the Home of the Nats

Myanmar

Next morning we set out with Tin to drive to Mandalay. Mandalay is less than 200km northeast of Bagan, but it would take all day as we included a lengthy detour to Mt Popa

We travelled through lush green countryside on well-maintained roads which may not have been wide, but were more than ample for the minimal traffic. We passed people working in the fields, some ploughing with oxen, grazing cattle, each cow attended by its own personal egret, and overtook bullock carts.

A Roadside Village Enterprise

Hoping to snare passing tourists, several villages have set up small enterprises beside the road. We stopped at one and watched a man making peanut oil.

Grinding peanuts near Bagan

The ox plodded round and round with a resigned tread, the pestle ground and creaked in the mortar, and the oil dripped out, slowly but steadily.

Grinding peanuts near Bagan

As we watched man and ox, we were in turn watched by a small boy, his face smeared with thanakha as protection against the sun.

We were, in turn, watched by a small boy, his face smeared with thanakha...

Peanuts grew all around, we had seen the crop before but never realised what it was. Uprooted and ready for processing it is clear why the peanut is not a nut at all despite its name.

Recently uprooted peanuts

At this point a tour bus arrived. A large man with an even larger camera started distributing balloons to the assembled small children, hoping they would smile happily for his camera. This sort of behaviour is unwise and destructive, leading children to expect, and then demand gifts from passing foreigners, but at Myanmar’s current state of tourist development the children looked at the floppy brightly-coloured rubber with bemusement. The man did not get his picture.

The peanut grinder abandoned his ox and shinned up the nearest palm tree. Slicing the bottom from the flowers he hung earthenware containers beneath them to collect the sap and returned to earth with full containers from his previous climb.

Collecting palm sap

He delivered them to his fellow villagers who had set up a small factory and shop under a palm-leaf roof a few paces away.

Two things can be done with palm sap. Giving it a vigorous boil while stirring with equal vigour drives off the liquid leaving a brownish mush.

Boiling and stirring

This unrefined sugar is balled up by hand and made into sweets either on its own or mixed with coconut or tamarind. We tasted them, and they were lovely, the palm sugar giving a depth of flavour not just sweetness. We bought several bags, some went home as presents, others did not get so far.

Balling the residue into sweets

The other possibility is to pour it into large jars and let it ferment.

Fermenting toddy

The result, toddy, can be drunk as it is or distilled into a spirit which they were selling at 30% alcohol. I have previous with home distilled spirits (most recently rice ‘wine’ in Vietnam) and consider myself a connoisseur. This one was clean, gently flavoured and just a little too bland; perhaps better at 40%, I thought.

Distilling toddy

Snacks had been laid out in lacquerware bowls, and we helped ourselves to peanuts, beans, shredded ginger, and pounded sesame. In the centre was a tangle of leq-p’eq, fermented green tea leaves. It sounds unlikely, looks a mess, but is basic Burmese comfort food.

Snack with fermented tea leaves

Some local favourites remain local and you have to be a local to enjoy them; foods like Tibetan tsampa (a staple of pounded, roasted barley enhanced with yak butter to give it the flavour of rancid sawdust), Mongolian sun-dried cheese (the consistency of a potsherd and the taste of a herdsman’s socks) and good old Marmite. Others, like Egyptian kushari (a mixture of noodles, rice, lentils and caramelised onions with a spicy tomato sauce) and Vietnamese pho (noodle soup with chicken or beef) are immediately attractive.

Fermented tea sounds and looks like it should come in the first category, and we tasted it apprehensively. It was, though, delicious, a richly savoury accompaniment to the nuts and fried chick peas.

Leq-p’eq - fermented tea leaves centre stage

The bus party had now reached the handicraft and sweetie stall. There was a mild commotion as the stallholder declined to accept a proffered banknote. The French tourists, their guide and several Burmese villagers stared at the note in turn but seemed unable to work out what it was. I joined in and being able to read Cyrillic (as fluently as a primary school child) I was able to tell them that it was a 500 som note, worth about 15p in Uzbekistan and diddley squat anywhere else.

It had been given to a French tourist in change elsewhere, though how it came to be in Myanmar is a mystery. I had been unimpressed with the scam attempted on me in the restaurant the previous night, but here someone had passed a note that was the wrong shape (it was obviously squarer than kyat notes), the wrong colour (clearly different dyes had been used), on the wrong paper (it felt different) and written in the wrong alphabet. I was impressed by their cheek – and worried about the stupidity of the person who had accepted it.

We let the bus depart, inspected the crops and photographed each other among some impressive gourds. Then it was back to the road.

Among the impressive gourds

A New Water Station

We rolled on through lush green countryside that looked strangely English, if you ignore the tropical vegetation.

The road to Mandalay  - looking strangely like rural England?

We passed a water station where a deep well had been fitted with diesel pumps to provide a plentiful supply of clean water. We are so used to water appearing at the turn of a tap that we forget how lucky we are. For the locals this is a big step forward, even if the water is ox-carted to their door rather than piped.

Filling up at the water station

Robe Giving Ceremony

A little further along, rounding a low bluff, we heard the sound of an amplified voice above us. ‘Robe giving ceremony,’ said Tin, telling the driver to stop.

The temple on a low bluff

We made our way up to the small temple from which the voice was coming. Inside a shed, albeit a shed with rich interior decorations, villager leaders were presenting a group of senior monks with new robes. November heralds the onset of winter – though not a ‘winter’ we would recognise – and monks are traditionally presented with new thicker robes to keep them warm.

Monks being presented with their winter robes

We poked our heads into the middle of their ceremony and instead of scowling at the intruders everybody smiled in welcome. Buddhists do this. Outside, volunteers were preparing to feed the whole village, building fires and filling vast pots with chopped vegetables and dismembered chickens. Everything looked fresh and wholesome and we would probably have been asked to lunch if we had lingered, but it was only ten o’clock and we had places to go.

Popa Village

The road rose into more hilly country. We paused at the large village of Popa to look round,....

The centre of Popa Village

....and photograph a butterfly.

A common sailor, neptis hyalis, (I think) Popa

Taung Kalat, a Sacred Volcanic Plug and Pilgrimage Centre

We descended into a valley, stopping on the way down to take a short walk for a panoramic view of Taung Kalat, a volcanic plug topped with a Buddhist temple. Mount Popa is an extinct volcano, the 1,518 m (4,980 ft)summit with its large broken caldera is a couple of kilomtres beyond the plug. Sometimes known as the home of the Nats (though traditionally only two of them live there) the frequently encountered description of Mt Popa as Myanmar’s Mt Olympus is strictly for tourists.

The home of the Nats, Mt Popa

Continuing into the valley we reached the settlement at the base of the volcanic plug. From here stairs set off up Taung Kalat. Opposite them is a room containing statues of all 37 Great Nats, remnants from pre-Buddhist Myanmar. When King Anawrahta introduced Buddhism in the 11th century there were only 36 Nats. Destroying their temples and banning animal sacrifices created fierce opposition so he added a 37th. Thagyamin was a Hindu deity cognate with Indra, who had paid homage to the Buddha. By declaring Thagyamin ‘King of the Nats’ he effectively subordinated the Nats to Buddha. Some senior Buddhists would like to see Nat worship downgraded if not abandoned, and Tin was distinctly sniffy ('good luck mascots for the uneducated') but they remain important in the lives of many ordinary people.

The Great Nats, Popa

After paying our respects to the Nats we set off up Taung Kalat - a climb of 225m and (allegedly) 777 steps. Passing between the plaster elephants guarding the entrance, we removed our shoes and began the ascent.

The entrance to the steps

At the lower level there were shrines, stalls and lots of monkeys. When it dawned on Tin that we intended to go right to the top, he found a bench and said he would wait.

It was not an arduous climb. We were shielded from the sun by a corrugated iron roof and the higher we got the stronger the refreshing breeze became. The steps were smooth – important when walking in bare feet – and we encountered many young men busy polishing them who seemed happy to take a small tip for their troubles. Generally the steps were shallow as they wound round the volcanic plug, but in a couple of more awkward sections there were metal companionways.

At the top was a standard Burmese temple with many gold painted stupas and statues. A week ago it would have amazed us, but we were now somewhat blasé.

Lynne at the temple on the top, Taung Kalat

Better than the temple should have been the views, back to the plain we had crossed,....

Looking back at the plain we had crossed, Mt Taung Kalat

.... down to the settlement and over the wooded hillsides, the site of every village being marked by a cluster of gold painted stupas. Unfortunately it was not a day of great visibility.

Surprisingly few had made the effort to walk to the top, and very few of those were foreigners, though this is, supposedly a popular half day trip from Bagan.

Looking down on the village from Taung Kalat

We counted the steps on the descent, 777 is the traditional number but every guide book gives a different precise figure. We got to 673 but I have little confidence in that, partly because we had a debate about which steps to include (all of them when you go down and then up on the split level at the top? What about the steps through the stalls by the entrance?) and partly because we were distracted.

Lynne descends one of the companionways

One section had been heavily colonised by monkeys. Clapping your hands and marching determindly forward seemed to be the approved technique, and it was largely successful except that one monkey leapt onto the head of an woman some way below us. My stereotyped expectation was that a tourist would scream, whereas a local would brush it off and aim a kick at its backside. Not so, the unfortunate local woman who was the victim did indeed scream and indulge in some mild panic. Fortunately there were a couple of nearby step polishers who came to her assistance. Apart from shock - and some loss of dignity – no harm was done.

We had come 60 km and has another 190 to go so it was time to be back on the road.

We skirted the hills for an hour so before stopping for lunch at a roadside restaurant. Despite being called ‘The Crown’, it had few similarities with a British pub. A wooden construction, it had a roof but only one wall which separated the diners from the kitchen, and provided somewhere to pin the inevitable poster of An Sang Suu Kyi.

It was packed with locals when we arrived but we found a table for four (the two of us, Tin and the driver) on the balcony. Outside half a dozen women stood with metal trays on their heads packed with chickens, plucked, trussed and ready for the oven. It seemed a strange place to hawk chickens but Tin said the village was famous for them though we saw no sales.

We had arrived a little late, by local standards, so the restaurant was emptying by the time our food arrived. As usual they brought the whole menu including pork, chicken, lentils, shredded cabbage, bean sprouts, tomatoes, chillies, caramelised onions, pickled lime, fried watercress and chicken soup. We also ordered two bottle of beer to share between the three of us who were not driving, but it was the driver who pointed out that tokens inside the crown corks offered prizes. Our first bottle won a free bottle, and our second 1000 Kyat off the meal. The third - the free bottle - was a loser, but we had to leave something for the other punters.

Lunch at 'The Crown', Me, Lynne and our helpful (if sadly nameless) driver

Shortly after lunch we reached the main road through the central plain from Yangon to Mandalay via Naypyidaw. Naypyidaw (pronounced nappy-door) was purpose built to be the new capital replacing Yangon in 2005. As we would soon discover, almost every city in Myanmar has been the capital at some stage.

We had the well-built four-lane duel-carriageway to ourselves and quickly finished the last and longest section of our journey.

With or without Kipling’s intervention, the very name 'Mandalay' conjures up images of the romantic and exotic. It is in fact a large sprawling city with dusty streets, tatty low rise buildings and sweaty people (maybe I am just speaking for myself, but it is a hot and humid place). We arrived at rush hour, which created some difficulties, but again we noticed how orderly Myanmar’s traffic is – at least by East Asian standards.

Zegyo street market takes up a huge chunk of central Mandalay. There is also a covered section and our hotel was above that, the entrance seemingly just a lift door in the middle of the market. The staff, though, were welcoming, the room clean, the bed comfortable and the shower functioning - what more could we want? We opened the curtains and found our room looked straight out on Mandalay’s central mosque. Clearly we would have no difficulty hearing the dawn call to prayer. Mandalay has a sizeable Muslim community, mainly Bengalis who were either brought here by the British raj or came here to exploit opportunities created by the raj. If we were woken early we only had ourselves to blame.

Mandalay Central Mosque from our bedroom window

We said goodbye to Tin and the driver who were heading straight back to Bagan, went for a stroll to orientate ourselves, took a shower and then it was time for dinner.

Having spotted nothing particularly attractive during our stroll, we consulted the Lonely Planet and decided to head for Nay a restaurant promising curry snacks and fresh chapattis. It had no sign - or even premises - setting out its roadside tables as darkness falls. Close to the address given in the guide book we came across a double row of tables on the pavement and at the end of it a large bearded man frying chapattis on a mobile cooker.

He seemed delighted to see us and showed us the contents of his huge pots. We chose mutton curry, a piece of chicken and, inevitably, some chapattis. His co-owner (smaller, no beard, some English) conducted us to the only free table and shortly a boy brought a pot of green tea. We turned over the cups on the table and sat drinking tea until the lad returned with the food. He was then joined by a younger child and the two of them stood and stared at us as we ate. After a while the smaller man (their father?) shooed them away, apologised and asked if we liked the food. We said that we did and he could not have been more pleased – and it was good, too.

When we had finished the bill came to almost nothing and the genuine pleasure of the owners at having entertained some foreign diners made it feel strangely special. As we left the younger boy took away our plates while the older one wiped the table with a greasy rag. Then he tipped out our unfinished tea and replaced the cups upside-down on the table.

As we walked back through the dark, warm, night we wondered if we had been wise. There were, however, no repercussions and I would recommend Nay to anyone – just take some water and wash your teacups before putting them to your lips.

The Road to Mandalay - Kipling's Version: Myanmar/Burma, Interlude

A Poem of Empire with Woeful Geography

The next day we drove north from Bagan to Mandalay. Before, quite literally, taking the road to Mandalay, I am going to look at Kipling’s poem 'Mandalay'. Why? Because I like it (despite the geographical howlers) and that is good enough for me.

Rudyard Kipling

Rudyard Kipling in 1895
(Public Domain)

As the ‘Poet of Empire’ Kipling ought to be out of fashion, but he isn't. His novels are in print, his stories are desecrated by the Disney Corporation and If is regularly voted the ‘nation’s favourite poem.’ He may have been a colonialist, it was intellectually impossible for an Englishman (indeed any European) of his time not to have been, but his colonial attitudes were always tempered by humanity and his skill as a versifier is with out equal.

He was born in Bombay in 1865, but his parents had met in Burslem and while courting had enjoyed picnics beside Rudyard Lake. When awarded the Nobel Prize for Literature in 1907 he was (and remains) the youngest recipient of the prize, the first writing in English, and the only one to be named after a lake in Staffordshire.

Rudyard Lake, North Staffordshire

Sent home to be educated in England, he left school at 16 and returned to India, working as a journalist and writing prolifically. He came back to England in 1889, travelling the long way round. The first leg of his journey took him to Moulmein (now Mawlamyine). The brief stop-over was his sole experience of Burma; he never visited Mandalay. This may account for his geographical ignorance, but he should have taken a glance at a map when writing the poem (which he did in England in 1890). His excuse: ‘poetry should not be taken too literally,’ is not quite good enough.

'Mandalay' the Poem, and 'On the Road to Mandalay', the Song

Mandalay is as well-known as a song as a poem (albeit under a slightly different title with slightly fewer verses). The music was written in 1907 by American singer and composer Oley Speaks. I always liked the version sung by Alfred Marks, a comic actor and occasional bass who died in 1996, but can’t find it on YouTube. The best I could find is a splendid, if scratchy 1923 recording by the Anglo-American baritone Louis Graveure. The worst is by Frank Sinatra (so bad I won’t even link to it) where the clash of English and American cultures creates more dissonance than Kipling found in the clash of east and west.

And so to the poem, a lament by a discharged British soldier nostalgic for his Burmese days.

Mandalay

Verse 1

By the old Moulmein Pagoda, lookin' eastward to the sea
A glance at a map shows that at Moulmein you would look WESTWARD at the sea. Some printings have ‘looking lazy at the sea’ which Kipling has in the final verse, but not here.
There's a Burma girl a-settin', and I know she thinks o' me;
Frank Sinatra sings ‘Burma broad a-settin’, an expression rarely used in British English, certainly not by a 19th century British soldier, nor, indeed, by Kipling.
For the wind is in the palm-trees, and the temple-bells they say:
"Come you back, you British soldier; come you back to Mandalay!"
Burma was administered as part of British India from 1885-1948. Troops were billeted in Mandalay’s royal palace, renamed Fort Dufferin

Chorus

Come you back to Mandalay,
Where the old Flotilla lay;
Can't you 'ear their paddles chunkin' from Rangoon to Mandalay,
British troops were transported between Rangoon and Mandalay by the paddle steamers of the Irrawaddy Flotilla Company
On the road to Mandalay,
Where the flyin'-fishes play,
Not much. Rangoon to Mandalay is 700km, 680 of them on the Irrawaddy River. All 64 species of flying fish live only in the sea.
An' the dawn comes up like thunder outer China 'crost the Bay!
Did Kipling ever look at a map? Had he any idea where Burma was? The country’s entire coastline is on the Bay of Bengal. ‘An’ the evenin’ falls like thunder inter India ‘crost the Bay’ is not a good line, but at least it is accurate.

The Road to Mandalay
A modern 'paddle steamer' cruising the Irrawaddy from Bagan to Mandalay

Verse 2

'Er petticoat was yaller an' 'er little cap was green,
An' 'er name was Supi-yaw-lat—jes' the same as Theebaw's Queen,
Thibaw Min,the last independent king of Upper Burma, was deposed by the British in 1878. He and Queen Supayalat left Mandalay and lived the rest of their lives in exile
An' I seed her first a-smokin' of a whackin' white cheroot,
Burmese cheroots are indeed white, of varying length but always thin. They are smoked in a cigarette holder like a bowl-less pipe which holds them in a vertical position. I do not recall seeing women smoking, but in 1889…?
An' a-wastin' Christian kisses on an 'eathen idol's foot:
What were Christian about her kisses? Beats me.
Bloomin' idol made o' mud—
Today Burmese Buddhas are carefully crafted, extravagantly decorated and often gilded. They are certainly not made o’ mud, and I doubt they were in 1889
What they called the Great Gawd Budd—
The Buddha never claimed to be god, nor to be a messenger from god. These are the words of a private soldier (I hope Kipling knew better) and, doubtless, many NATO troops in Afghanistan today are equally ignorant of the religion of the country in which they fight.
Plucky lot she cared for idols when I kissed 'er where she stud!
On the road to Mandalay, etc.

Manufacturing Burmese cheroots, Lake Inle

Chorus

When the mist was on the rice-fields an' the sun was droppin' slow,
She'd git her little banjo an' she'd sing "Kulla-lo-lo!"
Kulla-lo-lo – ‘hello, stranger’ What sort of girls did he meet in Burma?
With 'er arm upon my shoulder an' 'er cheek agin my cheek
We uster watch the steamers an' the hathis pilin' teak.
Hathi’ is Hindi for ‘elephant’ - not that Hindi is spoken in Burma
Elephints a-pilin' teak
In the sludgy, squdgy creek,
Where the silence 'ung that 'eavy you was 'arf afraid to speak!
I like this line, pity about the one before
On the road to Mandalay, etc.

Sludgy, squdgy creek?, Lake Inle

Verse 4

But that's all shove be'ind me—long ago an' fur away,
An' there ain't no 'buses runnin' from the Bank to Mandalay;
But there is now an Airbus from Heathrow (change at Bangkok and Rangoon)
An' I'm learnin' 'ere in London what the ten-year soldier tells:
"If you've 'eard the East a-callin', you won't never 'eed naught else."
No! you won't 'eed nothin' else
But them spicy garlic smells,
An' the sunshine an' the palm-trees an' the tinkly temple-bells;
On the road to Mandalay, etc.

Verse 5

I am sick o' wastin' leather on these gritty pavin' stones,
An' the blasted Henglish drizzle wakes the fever in my bones;
And the arthritis in my knuckles
Tho' I walks with fifty 'ousemaids outer Chelsea to the Strand,
An' they talks a lot o' lovin', but wot do they understand?
There’s a feminist argument here about power and relationships which I shan’t go into. And then there’s the racism aspect and….no, I can’t be bothered
Beefy face an' grubby 'and—
Law! wot do they understand?
I've a neater, sweeter maiden in a cleaner, greener land!
Burma is very green, and so is England, but perhaps not the bit between Chelsea and the Strand.
In 1890, with factory chimneys, coal fires and steam trains the London air was hardly breathable and everything – building, trees and people (if they stood still long enough) was covered with a film of soot.
In 2013 London is relatively clean; Burma is covered in litter – the curse of the plastic bag.

On the road to Mandalay, etc.

Green Burma, Inwa, near Mandalay

Verse 6

Ship me somewheres east of Suez, where the best is like the worst,
Sounds good, but the more I think about this line, the less it means
Where there aren't no Ten Commandments an' a man can raise a thirst;
He certainly can. Myanmar Beer is not one of the world’s great brews, but it hits a spot.
For the temple-bells are callin', and it's there that I would be—
By the old Moulmein Pagoda, looking lazy at the sea.
Yep, you can look lazy, you just can’t look east
On the road to Mandalay,
Where the old Flotilla lay,
With our sick beneath the awnings when we went to Mandalay!
Despite his woeful geography, Kipling remains a class act. After 56 lines setting up Burma as paradise, he subverts the whole idea in six words
Oh the road to Mandalay,
Where the flyin'-fishes play,
An' the dawn comes up like thunder outer China 'crost the Bay!
Nope. That still can’t happen no matter how often it’s repeated