Sunday, 18 November 2012

The Road to Mandalay - The Reality: Myanmar/Burma Part 6

Bagan to Mandalay by Way of Mt Poppa, the Home of the Nats

Myanmar

Next morning we set out with Tin to drive to Mandalay. Mandalay is less than 200km northeast of Bagan, but it would take all day as we included a lengthy detour to Mt Popa

We travelled through lush green countryside on well-maintained roads which may not have been wide, but were more than ample for the minimal traffic. We passed people working in the fields, some ploughing with oxen, grazing cattle, each cow attended by its own personal egret, and overtook bullock carts.

A Roadside Village Enterprise

Hoping to snare passing tourists, several villages have set up small enterprises beside the road. We stopped at one and watched a man making peanut oil.

Grinding peanuts near Bagan

The ox plodded round and round with a resigned tread, the pestle ground and creaked in the mortar, and the oil dripped out, slowly but steadily.

Grinding peanuts near Bagan

As we watched man and ox, we were in turn watched by a small boy, his face smeared with thanakha as protection against the sun.

We were, in turn, watched by a small boy, his face smeared with thanakha...

Peanuts grew all around, we had seen the crop before but never realised what it was. Uprooted and ready for processing it is clear why the peanut is not a nut at all despite its name.

Recently uprooted peanuts

At this point a tour bus arrived. A large man with an even larger camera started distributing balloons to the assembled small children, hoping they would smile happily for his camera. This sort of behaviour is unwise and destructive, leading children to expect, and then demand gifts from passing foreigners, but at Myanmar’s current state of tourist development the children looked at the floppy brightly-coloured rubber with bemusement. The man did not get his picture.

The peanut grinder abandoned his ox and shinned up the nearest palm tree. Slicing the bottom from the flowers he hung earthenware containers beneath them to collect the sap and returned to earth with full containers from his previous climb.

Collecting palm sap

He delivered them to his fellow villagers who had set up a small factory and shop under a palm-leaf roof a few paces away.

Two things can be done with palm sap. Giving it a vigorous boil while stirring with equal vigour drives off the liquid leaving a brownish mush.

Boiling and stirring

This unrefined sugar is balled up by hand and made into sweets either on its own or mixed with coconut or tamarind. We tasted them, and they were lovely, the palm sugar giving a depth of flavour not just sweetness. We bought several bags, some went home as presents, others did not get so far.

Balling the residue into sweets

The other possibility is to pour it into large jars and let it ferment.

Fermenting toddy

The result, toddy, can be drunk as it is or distilled into a spirit which they were selling at 30% alcohol. I have previous with home distilled spirits (most recently rice ‘wine’ in Vietnam) and consider myself a connoisseur. This one was clean, gently flavoured and just a little too bland; perhaps better at 40%, I thought.

Distilling toddy

Snacks had been laid out in lacquerware bowls, and we helped ourselves to peanuts, beans, shredded ginger, and pounded sesame. In the centre was a tangle of leq-p’eq, fermented green tea leaves. It sounds unlikely, looks a mess, but is basic Burmese comfort food.

Snack with fermented tea leaves

Some local favourites remain local and you have to be a local to enjoy them; foods like Tibetan tsampa (a staple of pounded, roasted barley enhanced with yak butter to give it the flavour of rancid sawdust), Mongolian sun-dried cheese (the consistency of a potsherd and the taste of a herdsman’s socks) and good old Marmite. Others, like Egyptian kushari (a mixture of noodles, rice, lentils and caramelised onions with a spicy tomato sauce) and Vietnamese pho (noodle soup with chicken or beef) are immediately attractive.

Fermented tea sounds and looks like it should come in the first category, and we tasted it apprehensively. It was, though, delicious, a richly savoury accompaniment to the nuts and fried chick peas.

Leq-p’eq - fermented tea leaves centre stage

The bus party had now reached the handicraft and sweetie stall. There was a mild commotion as the stallholder declined to accept a proffered banknote. The French tourists, their guide and several Burmese villagers stared at the note in turn but seemed unable to work out what it was. I joined in and being able to read Cyrillic (as fluently as a primary school child) I was able to tell them that it was a 500 som note, worth about 15p in Uzbekistan and diddley squat anywhere else.

It had been given to a French tourist in change elsewhere, though how it came to be in Myanmar is a mystery. I had been unimpressed with the scam attempted on me in the restaurant the previous night, but here someone had passed a note that was the wrong shape (it was obviously squarer than kyat notes), the wrong colour (clearly different dyes had been used), on the wrong paper (it felt different) and written in the wrong alphabet. I was impressed by their cheek – and worried about the stupidity of the person who had accepted it.

We let the bus depart, inspected the crops and photographed each other among some impressive gourds. Then it was back to the road.

Among the impressive gourds

A New Water Station

We rolled on through lush green countryside that looked strangely English, if you ignore the tropical vegetation.

The road to Mandalay  - looking strangely like rural England?

We passed a water station where a deep well had been fitted with diesel pumps to provide a plentiful supply of clean water. We are so used to water appearing at the turn of a tap that we forget how lucky we are. For the locals this is a big step forward, even if the water is ox-carted to their door rather than piped.

Filling up at the water station

Robe Giving Ceremony

A little further along, rounding a low bluff, we heard the sound of an amplified voice above us. ‘Robe giving ceremony,’ said Tin, telling the driver to stop.

The temple on a low bluff

We made our way up to the small temple from which the voice was coming. Inside a shed, albeit a shed with rich interior decorations, villager leaders were presenting a group of senior monks with new robes. November heralds the onset of winter – though not a ‘winter’ we would recognise – and monks are traditionally presented with new thicker robes to keep them warm.

Monks being presented with their winter robes

We poked our heads into the middle of their ceremony and instead of scowling at the intruders everybody smiled in welcome. Buddhists do this. Outside, volunteers were preparing to feed the whole village, building fires and filling vast pots with chopped vegetables and dismembered chickens. Everything looked fresh and wholesome and we would probably have been asked to lunch if we had lingered, but it was only ten o’clock and we had places to go.

Popa Village

The road rose into more hilly country. We paused at the large village of Popa to look round,....

The centre of Popa Village

....and photograph a butterfly.

A common sailor, neptis hyalis, (I think) Popa

Taung Kalat, a Sacred Volcanic Plug and Pilgrimage Centre

We descended into a valley, stopping on the way down to take a short walk for a panoramic view of Taung Kalat, a volcanic plug topped with a Buddhist temple. Mount Popa is an extinct volcano, the 1,518 m (4,980 ft)summit with its large broken caldera is a couple of kilomtres beyond the plug. Sometimes known as the home of the Nats (though traditionally only two of them live there) the frequently encountered description of Mt Popa as Myanmar’s Mt Olympus is strictly for tourists.

The home of the Nats, Mt Popa

Continuing into the valley we reached the settlement at the base of the volcanic plug. From here stairs set off up Taung Kalat. Opposite them is a room containing statues of all 37 Great Nats, remnants from pre-Buddhist Myanmar. When King Anawrahta introduced Buddhism in the 11th century there were only 36 Nats. Destroying their temples and banning animal sacrifices created fierce opposition so he added a 37th. Thagyamin was a Hindu deity cognate with Indra, who had paid homage to the Buddha. By declaring Thagyamin ‘King of the Nats’ he effectively subordinated the Nats to Buddha. Some senior Buddhists would like to see Nat worship downgraded if not abandoned, and Tin was distinctly sniffy ('good luck mascots for the uneducated') but they remain important in the lives of many ordinary people.

The Great Nats, Popa

After paying our respects to the Nats we set off up Taung Kalat - a climb of 225m and (allegedly) 777 steps. Passing between the plaster elephants guarding the entrance, we removed our shoes and began the ascent.

The entrance to the steps

At the lower level there were shrines, stalls and lots of monkeys. When it dawned on Tin that we intended to go right to the top, he found a bench and said he would wait.

It was not an arduous climb. We were shielded from the sun by a corrugated iron roof and the higher we got the stronger the refreshing breeze became. The steps were smooth – important when walking in bare feet – and we encountered many young men busy polishing them who seemed happy to take a small tip for their troubles. Generally the steps were shallow as they wound round the volcanic plug, but in a couple of more awkward sections there were metal companionways.

At the top was a standard Burmese temple with many gold painted stupas and statues. A week ago it would have amazed us, but we were now somewhat blasé.

Lynne at the temple on the top, Taung Kalat

Better than the temple should have been the views, back to the plain we had crossed,....

Looking back at the plain we had crossed, Mt Taung Kalat

.... down to the settlement and over the wooded hillsides, the site of every village being marked by a cluster of gold painted stupas. Unfortunately it was not a day of great visibility.

Surprisingly few had made the effort to walk to the top, and very few of those were foreigners, though this is, supposedly a popular half day trip from Bagan.

Looking down on the village from Taung Kalat

We counted the steps on the descent, 777 is the traditional number but every guide book gives a different precise figure. We got to 673 but I have little confidence in that, partly because we had a debate about which steps to include (all of them when you go down and then up on the split level at the top? What about the steps through the stalls by the entrance?) and partly because we were distracted.

Lynne descends one of the companionways

One section had been heavily colonised by monkeys. Clapping your hands and marching determindly forward seemed to be the approved technique, and it was largely successful except that one monkey leapt onto the head of an woman some way below us. My stereotyped expectation was that a tourist would scream, whereas a local would brush it off and aim a kick at its backside. Not so, the unfortunate local woman who was the victim did indeed scream and indulge in some mild panic. Fortunately there were a couple of nearby step polishers who came to her assistance. Apart from shock - and some loss of dignity – no harm was done.

We had come 60 km and has another 190 to go so it was time to be back on the road.

We skirted the hills for an hour so before stopping for lunch at a roadside restaurant. Despite being called ‘The Crown’, it had few similarities with a British pub. A wooden construction, it had a roof but only one wall which separated the diners from the kitchen, and provided somewhere to pin the inevitable poster of An Sang Suu Kyi.

It was packed with locals when we arrived but we found a table for four (the two of us, Tin and the driver) on the balcony. Outside half a dozen women stood with metal trays on their heads packed with chickens, plucked, trussed and ready for the oven. It seemed a strange place to hawk chickens but Tin said the village was famous for them though we saw no sales.

We had arrived a little late, by local standards, so the restaurant was emptying by the time our food arrived. As usual they brought the whole menu including pork, chicken, lentils, shredded cabbage, bean sprouts, tomatoes, chillies, caramelised onions, pickled lime, fried watercress and chicken soup. We also ordered two bottle of beer to share between the three of us who were not driving, but it was the driver who pointed out that tokens inside the crown corks offered prizes. Our first bottle won a free bottle, and our second 1000 Kyat off the meal. The third - the free bottle - was a loser, but we had to leave something for the other punters.

Lunch at 'The Crown', Me, Lynne and our helpful (if sadly nameless) driver

Shortly after lunch we reached the main road through the central plain from Yangon to Mandalay via Naypyidaw. Naypyidaw (pronounced nappy-door) was purpose built to be the new capital replacing Yangon in 2005. As we would soon discover, almost every city in Myanmar has been the capital at some stage.

We had the well-built four-lane duel-carriageway to ourselves and quickly finished the last and longest section of our journey.

With or without Kipling’s intervention, the very name 'Mandalay' conjures up images of the romantic and exotic. It is in fact a large sprawling city with dusty streets, tatty low rise buildings and sweaty people (maybe I am just speaking for myself, but it is a hot and humid place). We arrived at rush hour, which created some difficulties, but again we noticed how orderly Myanmar’s traffic is – at least by East Asian standards.

Zegyo street market takes up a huge chunk of central Mandalay. There is also a covered section and our hotel was above that, the entrance seemingly just a lift door in the middle of the market. The staff, though, were welcoming, the room clean, the bed comfortable and the shower functioning - what more could we want? We opened the curtains and found our room looked straight out on Mandalay’s central mosque. Clearly we would have no difficulty hearing the dawn call to prayer. Mandalay has a sizeable Muslim community, mainly Bengalis who were either brought here by the British raj or came here to exploit opportunities created by the raj. If we were woken early we only had ourselves to blame.

Mandalay Central Mosque from our bedroom window

We said goodbye to Tin and the driver who were heading straight back to Bagan, went for a stroll to orientate ourselves, took a shower and then it was time for dinner.

Having spotted nothing particularly attractive during our stroll, we consulted the Lonely Planet and decided to head for Nay a restaurant promising curry snacks and fresh chapattis. It had no sign - or even premises - setting out its roadside tables as darkness falls. Close to the address given in the guide book we came across a double row of tables on the pavement and at the end of it a large bearded man frying chapattis on a mobile cooker.

He seemed delighted to see us and showed us the contents of his huge pots. We chose mutton curry, a piece of chicken and, inevitably, some chapattis. His co-owner (smaller, no beard, some English) conducted us to the only free table and shortly a boy brought a pot of green tea. We turned over the cups on the table and sat drinking tea until the lad returned with the food. He was then joined by a younger child and the two of them stood and stared at us as we ate. After a while the smaller man (their father?) shooed them away, apologised and asked if we liked the food. We said that we did and he could not have been more pleased – and it was good, too.

When we had finished the bill came to almost nothing and the genuine pleasure of the owners at having entertained some foreign diners made it feel strangely special. As we left the younger boy took away our plates while the older one wiped the table with a greasy rag. Then he tipped out our unfinished tea and replaced the cups upside-down on the table.

As we walked back through the dark, warm, night we wondered if we had been wise. There were, however, no repercussions and I would recommend Nay to anyone – just take some water and wash your teacups before putting them to your lips.

The Road to Mandalay - Kipling's Version: Myanmar/Burma, Interlude

A Poem of Empire with Woeful Geography

The next day we drove north from Bagan to Mandalay. Before, quite literally, taking the road to Mandalay, I am going to look at Kipling’s poem 'Mandalay'. Why? Because I like it (despite the geographical howlers) and that is good enough for me.

Rudyard Kipling

Rudyard Kipling in 1895
(Public Domain)

As the ‘Poet of Empire’ Kipling ought to be out of fashion, but he isn't. His novels are in print, his stories are desecrated by the Disney Corporation and If is regularly voted the ‘nation’s favourite poem.’ He may have been a colonialist, it was intellectually impossible for an Englishman (indeed any European) of his time not to have been, but his colonial attitudes were always tempered by humanity and his skill as a versifier is with out equal.

He was born in Bombay in 1865, but his parents had met in Burslem and while courting had enjoyed picnics beside Rudyard Lake. When awarded the Nobel Prize for Literature in 1907 he was (and remains) the youngest recipient of the prize, the first writing in English, and the only one to be named after a lake in Staffordshire.

Rudyard Lake, North Staffordshire

Sent home to be educated in England, he left school at 16 and returned to India, working as a journalist and writing prolifically. He came back to England in 1889, travelling the long way round. The first leg of his journey took him to Moulmein (now Mawlamyine). The brief stop-over was his sole experience of Burma; he never visited Mandalay. This may account for his geographical ignorance, but he should have taken a glance at a map when writing the poem (which he did in England in 1890). His excuse: ‘poetry should not be taken too literally,’ is not quite good enough.

'Mandalay' the Poem, and 'On the Road to Mandalay', the Song

Mandalay is as well-known as a song as a poem (albeit under a slightly different title with slightly fewer verses). The music was written in 1907 by American singer and composer Oley Speaks. I always liked the version sung by Alfred Marks, a comic actor and occasional bass who died in 1996, but can’t find it on YouTube. The best I could find is a splendid, if scratchy 1923 recording by the Anglo-American baritone Louis Graveure. The worst is by Frank Sinatra (so bad I won’t even link to it) where the clash of English and American cultures creates more dissonance than Kipling found in the clash of east and west.

And so to the poem, a lament by a discharged British soldier nostalgic for his Burmese days.

Mandalay

Verse 1

By the old Moulmein Pagoda, lookin' eastward to the sea
A glance at a map shows that at Moulmein you would look WESTWARD at the sea. Some printings have ‘looking lazy at the sea’ which Kipling has in the final verse, but not here.
There's a Burma girl a-settin', and I know she thinks o' me;
Frank Sinatra sings ‘Burma broad a-settin’, an expression rarely used in British English, certainly not by a 19th century British soldier, nor, indeed, by Kipling.
For the wind is in the palm-trees, and the temple-bells they say:
"Come you back, you British soldier; come you back to Mandalay!"
Burma was administered as part of British India from 1885-1948. Troops were billeted in Mandalay’s royal palace, renamed Fort Dufferin

Chorus

Come you back to Mandalay,
Where the old Flotilla lay;
Can't you 'ear their paddles chunkin' from Rangoon to Mandalay,
British troops were transported between Rangoon and Mandalay by the paddle steamers of the Irrawaddy Flotilla Company
On the road to Mandalay,
Where the flyin'-fishes play,
Not much. Rangoon to Mandalay is 700km, 680 of them on the Irrawaddy River. All 64 species of flying fish live only in the sea.
An' the dawn comes up like thunder outer China 'crost the Bay!
Did Kipling ever look at a map? Had he any idea where Burma was? The country’s entire coastline is on the Bay of Bengal. ‘An’ the evenin’ falls like thunder inter India ‘crost the Bay’ is not a good line, but at least it is accurate.

The Road to Mandalay
A modern 'paddle steamer' cruising the Irrawaddy from Bagan to Mandalay

Verse 2

'Er petticoat was yaller an' 'er little cap was green,
An' 'er name was Supi-yaw-lat—jes' the same as Theebaw's Queen,
Thibaw Min,the last independent king of Upper Burma, was deposed by the British in 1878. He and Queen Supayalat left Mandalay and lived the rest of their lives in exile
An' I seed her first a-smokin' of a whackin' white cheroot,
Burmese cheroots are indeed white, of varying length but always thin. They are smoked in a cigarette holder like a bowl-less pipe which holds them in a vertical position. I do not recall seeing women smoking, but in 1889…?
An' a-wastin' Christian kisses on an 'eathen idol's foot:
What were Christian about her kisses? Beats me.
Bloomin' idol made o' mud—
Today Burmese Buddhas are carefully crafted, extravagantly decorated and often gilded. They are certainly not made o’ mud, and I doubt they were in 1889
What they called the Great Gawd Budd—
The Buddha never claimed to be god, nor to be a messenger from god. These are the words of a private soldier (I hope Kipling knew better) and, doubtless, many NATO troops in Afghanistan today are equally ignorant of the religion of the country in which they fight.
Plucky lot she cared for idols when I kissed 'er where she stud!
On the road to Mandalay, etc.

Manufacturing Burmese cheroots, Lake Inle

Chorus

When the mist was on the rice-fields an' the sun was droppin' slow,
She'd git her little banjo an' she'd sing "Kulla-lo-lo!"
Kulla-lo-lo – ‘hello, stranger’ What sort of girls did he meet in Burma?
With 'er arm upon my shoulder an' 'er cheek agin my cheek
We uster watch the steamers an' the hathis pilin' teak.
Hathi’ is Hindi for ‘elephant’ - not that Hindi is spoken in Burma
Elephints a-pilin' teak
In the sludgy, squdgy creek,
Where the silence 'ung that 'eavy you was 'arf afraid to speak!
I like this line, pity about the one before
On the road to Mandalay, etc.

Sludgy, squdgy creek?, Lake Inle

Verse 4

But that's all shove be'ind me—long ago an' fur away,
An' there ain't no 'buses runnin' from the Bank to Mandalay;
But there is now an Airbus from Heathrow (change at Bangkok and Rangoon)
An' I'm learnin' 'ere in London what the ten-year soldier tells:
"If you've 'eard the East a-callin', you won't never 'eed naught else."
No! you won't 'eed nothin' else
But them spicy garlic smells,
An' the sunshine an' the palm-trees an' the tinkly temple-bells;
On the road to Mandalay, etc.

Verse 5

I am sick o' wastin' leather on these gritty pavin' stones,
An' the blasted Henglish drizzle wakes the fever in my bones;
And the arthritis in my knuckles
Tho' I walks with fifty 'ousemaids outer Chelsea to the Strand,
An' they talks a lot o' lovin', but wot do they understand?
There’s a feminist argument here about power and relationships which I shan’t go into. And then there’s the racism aspect and….no, I can’t be bothered
Beefy face an' grubby 'and—
Law! wot do they understand?
I've a neater, sweeter maiden in a cleaner, greener land!
Burma is very green, and so is England, but perhaps not the bit between Chelsea and the Strand.
In 1890, with factory chimneys, coal fires and steam trains the London air was hardly breathable and everything – building, trees and people (if they stood still long enough) was covered with a film of soot.
In 2013 London is relatively clean; Burma is covered in litter – the curse of the plastic bag.

On the road to Mandalay, etc.

Green Burma, Inwa, near Mandalay

Verse 6

Ship me somewheres east of Suez, where the best is like the worst,
Sounds good, but the more I think about this line, the less it means
Where there aren't no Ten Commandments an' a man can raise a thirst;
He certainly can. Myanmar Beer is not one of the world’s great brews, but it hits a spot.
For the temple-bells are callin', and it's there that I would be—
By the old Moulmein Pagoda, looking lazy at the sea.
Yep, you can look lazy, you just can’t look east
On the road to Mandalay,
Where the old Flotilla lay,
With our sick beneath the awnings when we went to Mandalay!
Despite his woeful geography, Kipling remains a class act. After 56 lines setting up Burma as paradise, he subverts the whole idea in six words
Oh the road to Mandalay,
Where the flyin'-fishes play,
An' the dawn comes up like thunder outer China 'crost the Bay!
Nope. That still can’t happen no matter how often it’s repeated

Saturday, 17 November 2012

Bagan (2), Yet more Temples and a Drift down the Irrawaddy: Myanmar/Burma Part 5

A Market, A Village, The Tharabar Gate, Great Nats, the Mighty Irrawaddy - and a Couple of Temples

Myanmar

Early to bed, early to rise is the Myanmar way, and even being in a luxury hotel could not prevent us hearing the ‘get up and go’ music from the nearby village at 5.30.

The Market, New Bagan

Tin and his driver arrived at 9 and we set off to visit a market near New Bagan. ‘No tourists here,’ Tin said, and he was right; we were as much a curiosity to the shoppers and stallholders as they were to us. It was a simple affair - people had brought small quantities of fruit, vegetables, ginger, chillies and eggs to trade - but it seemed cleaner and better organised than the markets we had seen in Dala. A large sound system dominated the centre and Buddhist monks bombarded the shoppers with a never-ending sermon and requests for donations.

Market, New Bagan

Dhammayaziki Pagoda

If it was not Bagan’s warmest and brightest day, at least the mist and threat of rain had gone today so we made our postponed visit to Dhammayaziki Pagoda.

The Dhammayaziki Pagoda, Bagan

The main attraction is the steps and walkways giving access to the roof at the base of the gilded stupa. But for the weather it should have been our first port of call after arriving but now, having already been on our horse and cart ride and seen how temples and stupas are strewn about fields and villages, we were prepared for what we saw. For the new arrival the view must be stunning, for us it was merely breath-taking.

The Bagan Plain from the Dhammayaziki Pagoda

Several other things caught my eye at Dhammayaziki, among them the terra cotta tiles around the base. A number of temples have these, usually showing scenes from the Jataka, the previous incarnations of the Buddha.

Terra Cotta scene from the Jataka, Dhammayaziki Pagoda, Bagan

I was also interested in these earthenware water pots [later, in Sagaing we would see them being made.] Although mundane and crudely fashioned, we had observed in Yangon that they play an important role providing water, cooled by evaporation through the earthenware, to anyone who needs it. We had seen something very similar when living in Khartoum in 1987. It is a public spirited aid to life in a hot climate – even if Bagan was not living up to its billing.

Water pots, Dhammayaziki Pagoda, Bagan

Sitting near the entrance was a Kayan woman, a member of a small ethnic minority whose ancestral land lies along the Thai/Myanmar border. Sitting with some locals, she was wearing the traditional neck rings that apparently elongate the neck - though they actually depress the collar bone. I vividly remember a late 50s/early 60s television documentary about the ‘giraffe-necked women’, but I thought this tradition had died out. It seemed rude to stare and even ruder to stick a camera in her face, though now I wish I had a photograph.

Abeyadana, Manhua and Nanpaya Temples

We left Dhammayaziki and got stuck into our daily quota of temples in the strip between Old and New Bagan.

Abeyadana is named after the queen of King Kyansittha. She brought him food when he was hiding here from a rival and he later built the temple in her honour. It is early 12th century and the zedi on top is Ceylonese in style.

Abeyadana Temple, Bagan

The nearby Manhua Temple was built in 1067 by a Mon king of that name. He had been imprisoned, either here or in Mandalay - stories vary - and to celebrate his release he built several large Buddhas and constructed the temple to house them. It is very cramped and you have to push past the statues into the corridors. This may be in memory of his imprisonment – or perhaps they just built the temple too small.

Seated Buddha, Manhua Temple, Bagan

Nanpaya sounds like it should be in Cornwall, but is actually a short walk from Manhua.

Nanpaya Temple, Bagan

Probably built in the middle of the 12th century it would appear to be a Hindu temple, possibly serving Bagan’s resident Indian community.


Hindu images, Nanpaya Temple, Bagan

Myinkaba Village

‘Do you want to see another temple, or shall we walk round the village?’ Tin asked. How many temples can you see in a morning? We opted for a stroll through Myinkaba.

The houses were flimsy, some on wooden stilts others with a concrete base, they consisted of a wooden framework with walls of decoratively woven rattan. Lightweight construction makes sense in an earthquake area, and the walls are only required to keep out the rain. The poor weather we had experienced was as cool as Bagan ever gets, and even so I had not once donned a pullover.

Rattan houses, Myinkaba

There were few people in the streets, but the village was a hive of activity. A cart trundling by was the only traffic noise but we could hear people talking, children laughing, someone hammering, and even a woman pounding herbs in the yard outside her house. Tin invited us to go in and watch. We felt we were intruding, but she seemed happy enough.

Myinkaba

The main business of Myinkaba is lacquerware, and here it really is a cottage industry. People sit outside their houses making the bamboo templates, smearing on lacquer or scratching out the patterns. Layers of quick drying glue are used as a base rather than the multiple layers of lacquer we had seen in the factory. The resulting articles are of lower quality, but the decoration was to the same high standard so only an expert eye could spot the difference.

Lacquer worker, Myinkaba

The Gubyaukgyi Temple and the Myazedi Stone

But we had not finished with temples! Myinkaba’s Gubyaukgyi temple (not to be confused with yesterday’s different Gubyaukgyi Temple) is at the end of the village. Next door is the Myazedi (Emerald Stupa – but actually gilded) and in front of that is the Myazedi stone.

Gubyaukgyi Temple, Myinkaba

The stone has the same inscription on each side, but in four different languages. Burmese remains the local tongue, Mon is still spoken by a million people in Mon State to the south, Pali is the ancient liturgical language of Buddhism, and although a dead language it has been widely studied, but the fourth side is written in Pyu, the vernacular language of central Myanmar in the first millennium AD. It was from this stone that the long extinct Pyu language was deciphered in the 19th century. Perhaps I am weird, but I find this strangely exciting.

The Mayazedi Stone, Myinkaba

It was not, however, the excitement that caused me to break the arm of my sunglasses, the same ‘genuine’ Ray-bans I had bought 8 months earlier in Saigon, it was mere carelessness. I was ever so slightly devastated.

The Last of the Temples

Lunchtime was approaching but we had to see one more temple before being allowed to eat. It was another Hindu temple with panels depicting the Hindu gods, but its best feature was the view out of the window…..

View through the Window

…and from the door. Gawdawpalin is the largest temple in Bagan and one of the last built, but earthquake damage means it is currently off-limits (and we really wanted to see another temple!)

The Gawdawpalin Temple, Bagan

The Best Myanmar Food in Bagan

And now we could eat. Tin said we should eat the best Myanmar food in Bagan and perhaps we did; it was certainly good – and there were no other foreigners in the restaurant.

The deal here was different, they brought out all their dishes, but we only paid for what we ate. Resisting the temptation to taste miniscule amounts from every plate, we decided what to eat, and left the rest. Yesterday I found myself wondering what happened to the food we sent back, here it was obvious, it was served up to the next customer.

There were 25 dishes including pork, lamb, beef, chicken, tiger prawns, beansprouts, curried vegetables, pickled vegetables, lentils and rice. Our feast cost 12,000 Kyats (about £10) and half of that was for a couple of bottles of beer. Tin enjoyed his beer, given its cost relative to local salaries, it must have been a rare treat.

Lynne holds forth over a small lunch for three

Tharabar Gate and Great Nats

We returned to the hotel for a little down time in what should have been the heat of the day and then strolled out to the Tharabar Gate.

As we reached the dusty open area outside the hotel we were besieged by children, some scooting over to us on bikes, others running to catch them up. They were all keen to ask us where we came from, tell us where we were (which we already knew) and offer their services as guides, which we declined.

The younger ones attempted to sell us postcard sized examples of their own artwork for 1000 Kyat each (80p). This had seemed cute the first time, but as we had been approached by children at every temple, each with half a dozen such pictures protected by clear plastic sheets and attached to a piece of string by clothes pegs, it was obviously not a freelance operation. They may or may not have been their own drawings, but there was certainly an organisation behind it, using the children effectively as beggars and probably taking most of the money. Worse, Tin had told us that parents were taking their children out of school to do this. Two or three sales a week would be enough to make a significant difference to a poor family’s income. Ethical tourism presents a multitude of problems.

Lynne and the Old Bagan Wall

Gently shooing the children away we made our way to the gate. A wall built between the 10th and 12th centuries once surrounded Old Bagan, and the longest existing stretch is either side of the Tharabar Gate, which is now just a gap in the wall as there is nothing for it to be a gate to.

Tharabar Gate, Old Bagan

A venerable monk sat on a bench near the gate, and many passers-by stopped to talk to him. An old woman brought some flowers for the gate’s guardian Nats who inhabit niches either side of the entrance.

A monk holds court by the Tharabar Gate, Old Bagan

Lord Handsome and Lady Golden Face were brother and sister. A rival of Lord Handsome suggested reconciliation and married Lady Golden Face, but his true motive was to lure Lord Handsome out of hiding. He captured him and burnt him at the stake. Lady Golden Face jumped in the fire and only her face survived the all-consuming flames. Who better to guard the gates to the city?

Lord Handsome in his niche by the Tharabar Gate, Old Bagan

A Little Trip on the Mighty Irrawaddy

Tin returned in late afternoon and we drove down to the river. The Irrawaddy, 2000km long and the original Road to Mandalay, is formed in northern Myanmar by the confluence of two smaller rivers and flows through the heart of the country. At Bagan its huge width and gentle flow make it look more like a lake than a river.

We arrived at an open area where a dozen boats were moored, their prows resting on the muddy shingle. Again we were besieged by children selling trinkets, ‘artwork’ and general tat. Again we shooed them away and followed Tin down to one of the boats.

The boatman cast off and set about heaving us off the shingle. He put his back into the job, but the boat stubbornly refused to move.

The boatman put his back into it

I was photographing the boatman so could not see the problem, but Lynne spotted it, as did the lad on the adjacent boat. He hopped over to our boat, untied the rope attaching our boat to his and hopped back. Suddenly we shot out into the channel, the boatman on the roof entirely unaware of why his strenuous efforts had suddenly been rewarded with success.

We slide out into the Irrawaddy

We pottered upstream rounding sandbanks and passing houses and temples. A rugged range of hills patrolled the western horizon.

I stood at the bow, surveyed the scene and decided I should claim all this land for my Queen and Country. Then I realised that had been done before and it had not proved a good idea. Instead, I stood with my arms out in the gentle breeze like Kate Winslet on the bow of the Titanic - though without shouting ‘I’m flying, I’m flying.’

At the bow, but no longer doing an extraordinarily poor imitation Kate Winslet

Our boat was, of course, much smaller than the Titanic and the chances of meeting an iceberg in the Irrawaddy are much the same as anyone confusing me with Kate Winslet, so I gave up such childishness and joined Lynne and Tin. They were having a grown-up discussion about the saintliness of Aung San Suu Kyi - always the first topic of conversation in Myanmar - the likely effects of the dams being built upriver, life under the military regime and the problems of corruption. Tin said he owned a car, unusual in Myanmar, which had once belonged to an army officer. ‘Now,’ he said ‘whenever I approach a road block I am waved through and saluted, and I no longer have to stop at toll gates.’

Lynne and Tin having a grown-up conversation

After a while the boatman turned off the engine and we drifted. The plan had been to watch the sun set over the distant hills, but although the weather was improving and the clouds had cracked enough to allow streaks of red and orange to leak through, we were never going to see a sunset.

The sun sets unseen over the Irrawaddy

Still, it was peaceful bobbing about on the huge river, floating gently downstream. We hardly seemed to be moving so I was surprised how quickly we returned to our starting point. We had seen few boats out on the river, but as we ran up onto the beach there seemed a sudden rush to catch the last of the light, ferries set out to cross the river while boats carrying sacks of food or earthenware pots chugged past.

Dinner, A Puppet Show and a Poor Attempt at a Scam

In the evening we walked to one of the Rough Guide’s recommended restaurants. The impression given by the guide was that it would be basic, but tourism in Myanmar moves an apace. In a substantial bamboo building there were tables with white table clothes, a small army of waiters and a stage for a puppet show.

Faced with a full menu and a full bar, we decided to start with a gin and tonic. Two good slugs of Mandalay gin arrived along with a can labelled ‘soda water’. We pointed this out to the waiter and said we wanted tonic. The waiter looked mystified but we persisted so he fetched the manager. ‘It is tonic water,’ he said. We looked at him, looked at the words ‘soda water’ on the can and remained unconvinced. He opened the can, ‘If it is not tonic water you do not pay.’ It was, despite the label, tonic water.

The food was expensive - by local standards - and not particularly good. Warned that my Thai red curry would be ‘spicy’ I was disappointed to find it on the bland side of mild. The puppet show was amusing and full of energy, but difficult to see, partly because it was at the other end of the restaurant, and partly because our view was blocked by the waiters, who all stopped work to watch. It was not as bad as trying to get served in a Cairo restaurant with a big screen showing a vital Egypt v Algeria World Cup qualifier, but the waiters certainly seemed to enjoy the show.

Our bill came to 14,000 Kyats and I counted out 14 bank notes into the folder. The waiter snapped it shut and wandered off, only to return moments later apologising and saying there had been ‘some sort of error’, the bill had been 14,000 but I had only paid 9. I opened the folder, picked up the 9 bank notes, counted them out, then picked up the bill and ‘found’ the other five hiding underneath. It was an inept attempt at a scam and the waiter looked so embarrassed I almost felt sorry for him, but he lost his tip along with his dignity.

As we walked back to the hotel, I was assailed by feelings of guilt; it is, after all, a rich man’s duty to be ripped off by the desperately poor, but they have to do it with a little more skill than that!

Myanmar, Land of Gold