Wednesday 11 November 2015

Heading South from Vientiane: Part 5 of Thailand and Laos

From the City to the Remotest Countryside

Laos

Breakfast was enlivened by the presence of a huge black butterfly, not on the breakfast buffet – though stranger things are eaten in Laos – but fluttering round the room. I would tentatively identify it as a (fairly common) Great Mormon.

Vientiane to Paksan

If you have to drive through a capital city in the rush hour, then Pyongyang in North Korea would be a good choice as there is no traffic. Vientiane, relatively small and uncongested, might be second best, but it is a pleasanter place to be and by half past nine we were free of the city and bowling southwards along Route 13. This road will be a major feature of the coming week.

Overtaking manoeuvre on Route 13 south of Vientiane
The two tiny (out of focus) stupas on the dashboard will doubtless keep us safe

In the fields rice was being harvested. ‘In the old days,' Phim remarked 'it was done by hand, but now they use machines.’ Ten kilometres of flashing sickles later it was clear the old days were still with us.

Our day's journey from the city of Vientiane to the hamlet of Sala Hin Boun

Wat Phabat Phonsan

After an hour we reached Wat Phabat Phonsan (spelling varies). Having moved his capital to Vientiane from Luang Prabang in 1560 King Setthathirath needed to establish his authority in the south. Temple building was part of this process and he constructed Wat Phabat Phonsan on an existing sacred site.

Wat Phabat Phonsan

There is no evidence the Buddha ever visited Laos but devout Buddhists have managed to find his footprints all over the country and the Sim behind the unusual square stupa stands over such a footprint.

The Sim, Wat Phabat Phonsan

To Lynne’s intense irritation entry was forbidden to women, so I showed my solidarity by abandoning her at the door. As far as I know the Buddha was a man of normal size, so I was mildly surprised to see that, should his footprint have been filled with water, I could take a bath in it. The footprint has been mistreated over the years including being concreted over by the French, but when Phim’s grandparents were young, he told us, there really was a large ‘footprint’ here. The Lonely Planet suggests it was a depression formed by millennia of Mekong flood water, Phim suggested it might have been a fossilised dinosaur footprint.

Buddha's footprint, Wat Phabat Phonsan

The ‘footprint’ whatever it was, may have been destroyed by over-reverence, but the temple is redeemed by the paintings of the life of the Buddha covering the walls.

Painted interior, Wat Phabat Phonsan

We continued south parallel to and sometimes beside the Mekong, frequently crossing tributaries of varying sizes.

A tributary on its way to the Mekong

Villages announced themselves with a line of identical stalls selling identical produce; by the river they sold dried fish, elsewhere sugar cane.

A line of dried fish stalls along Route 13

Our eye was caught by a small temple with an outsize Naga Buddha. This popular image commemorates a time when the Buddha was meditating beneath a tree. A storm blew up and Mucalinda, the seven-headed King of the Serpents, came up from the roots of the tree to shield him from the rain.

Small temple, large statue beside Route 13

Paksan

Around coffee time, we reached a town and I suggested a stop. We left the main road, circumnavigated a large block and found nowhere appropriate. Returning to the highway we found we had turned off right beside a coffee shop, though it had been hidden by parked cars.

Coffee shop, Paksan, now hiding behind our minibus

Coffee was made in the traditional Lao style - filtered through a muslin bag and made thick and sweet by the addition of a liquid we thought was condensed milk, but later learned was an emulsion of palm sugar, coconut cream and various other ingredients sold in tins for this very purpose. You could stand the spoon in the resulting brew, but it was not unpalatable. Oddly to the western mind, they served a glass of green tea with the coffee, it worked well as a palate cleanser.

A cup of coffee and a glass of tea, Paksan

We asked Phim where we were. ‘Bolikhamxai,’ he said. My map has a province of that name, but not a town. I think we were in Paksan, Bolikhamxai’s small capital – not to be confused with the much larger Pakse 450km further south.

Back on the road we passed more rice fields and plantations of teak, rubber and palm oil trees. There were occasional stands of eucalyptus, but the demand for palm oil has out-stripped that for eucalyptus oil, so they are progressively being replaced.

Ban Ton Na Mae Market

We stopped at Ban Ton Na Mae market. Run by members of the Hmong ethnic minority, it was hardly busy, but one o’clock is late in the day for food markets.

Ban Na Ton Mae

The stalls were interesting…..

Ban Na Ton Market

…and shoppers included a Buddhist monk.

Monk buying his groceries, Ban Ton Na Mae

By the exit a girl was selling grubs. I suspect they were the same grubs we had tasted in Vientiane’s night market yesterday, but they looked less exotic (do I mean, alarming?) when cooked and presented on a saucer covered with cling film. They had been pleasant enough, but did not taste of much.

Grubs for sale, Ban Ton Non Mae

Onto Route 8 towards the Annamite Mountains

A few minutes down the road is the junction with Route 8, which winds its way east over the Annamite Mountains to Vietnam. We ate lunch in a basic roadside restaurant by the junction.

Roadside eatery, Junction of Route 13 and Route 8

It might have been simple but the beef and noodle soup was excellent.

Good noodle soup - and a chilli to nibble

Well fed, we followed Route 8 into the mountains pausing after 40 minutes where a wooden viewing platform had been constructed beside the road. The views were spectacular, to the south was a jumble of jagged mountains….

Jagged mountain to the south

….and by turning a little to the east we could look down onto a roughly circular plateau surrounded by cliffs with an opening at the far end. Sala Hin Boun, our destination for the day, was just through that gap.

To the east a plateau surrounded by cliffs

We descended towards Na Hin, the gateway to the plateau and a village with a small dam on the Hin Boun River and a large hydroelectric plant. A golf course nestled incongruously between the switchgear and the electricity company offices.

Bomb Boats

We could have started across the plateau, but it was only three o’clock and Phim had something he wanted to show us first. I was not sure what it was, but it sounded like ‘bombotes’.

We drove over the next ridge and descended to where a modern bridge crossed the Kadding River, one of the Mekong’s main tributaries in Laos. The driver pulled up just over the bridge and Phim led us down the bank to the water’s edge. Suddenly all was clear, we had heard bombotes correctly enough, but had never imagined there were such things as bomb boats.

Bomb boats on the Kadding River

Eighteen months before in Phonsavan in the north of the country, we had seen the damage caused by unexploded ordnance; American cluster bombs dropped in their millions during a war that was never declared and was hidden from Congress for half a decade. Forty years after hostilities ended these ‘bombies’, as the localsc all them, are still killing and maiming. Here people had found a way of beating swords into ploughshares, and you have to applaud that - though why it persuaded me to take up a Doctor Strangelove position I have no idea.

My Dr Strangelove moment by the Kadding River

We scrambled back up the bank to a dwelling above. The men were sleeping, the woman of the house was sitting at her loom in her underwear. Swiftly pulling on a top, she showed us how the pattern was dyed into the cloth before weaving, so she had to maintain a constant tension or the pattern in the finished article would drift out of focus. We bought a scarf, it seemed expected of us and it is a fair way of transferring money from the richer corners of the world to the poorer.

Weaving beside the Kadding River

To Sala Hin Boun

We returned to Na Hin and turned onto the plateau. We drove beside the canalised Hin Boun River through a village filled with guesthouses, though we could not quite see why.

The plateau beyond is a land of low intensity agriculture, mainly rice and cassava. The few dwellings dotted about never quite made up a village and the fields were surrounded by scrub. We approached the gap at the far end, slipped through and found more of the same.

Across the plateau to Sala Hin Boun

The entrance to the Auberge Sala Hin Boun was a little way beyond the gap. At the end of a short drive was a collection of wooden buildings on stilts, not all in the best condition, sitting among trees and unkempt grass. The place had an air of dereliction.

The owners were friendly though and showed us to a room in one of the wooden buildings. It was clean and comfortable enough, no fridge or air-conditioning but we are happy with a ceiling fan, particularly at night.

Lynne walks to our room, Sala Hin Boun

We had a balcony overlooking the Hin Boun River – which flows through the gap – and up to the cliffs behind.

The Hin Boun River from our balcony

As we were the only guests they asked us to order dinner immediately and we chose fried pork with vegetables and chicken in coconut milk. There was a drinks menu which suggested they had a full bar, but for the moment beer was what we wanted.

Beer on arrival, Sala Hin Boun

We drank our beer, settled in and had a stroll round. Later we thought we might have a pastis before dinner, but the request was met by a smile and a shake of the head. I gestured at the drinks menu and asked what they did have. ‘Beer,’ was the one word answer. We were beginning to realise the auberge had been set up with great ambition, but in this out of the way place the guests and the money had not come flooding in, and there was nothing left for further investment.

The beer was cold and the food was all right, but all chillies had been withheld - the received wisdom being that Europeans do not like chillies – so it was rather bland.

All chillies removed, Auberge Sala Hin Boun

After dinner we sat on the veranda outside our room and had a glass of ‘premium’ Lao Whisky, not a bad drink once you have banished all thoughts of scotch. There was nothing else to do except read, and that was hampered by the intermittent electricity supply.

Premium Lao Whisky, Sala Hin Boun

With or without electricity there was minimal light pollution and no cloud cover so taking a torch we strolled down the drive to where the trees stopped, switched off the light and looked up at the stars. It is a rare privilege to see a sky like that; millions upon millions of brightly twinkling stars and the Milky Way smeared across the sky like a spillage in the celestial dairy.

It is easy to understand how unimportant you are in the great expanse of the universe. It also made me think of the ancient Greeks sitting round the embers of their fires with too much wine inside them, telling each other stories of the constellations and placing their heroes among the heavens.

Thailand and Laos

Tuesday 10 November 2015

Return to Vientiane, Cooking and Eating: Part 4 of Thailand and Laos

Cooking with Nook and a Tuk-tuk Safari that Wasn't

09/11/2015

Re-acquainting Ourselves with Vientiane: Noodles, Pastis and Barbecued Fish

Vientiane is a twenty minute drive from the Friendship Bridge.

To Vientiane from the Friendship Bridge

The Lao people are closely related to the Thai; their languages are similar, indeed the Thai spoken across the bridge in Isan is closer to the language spoken in Vientiane than to the Bangkok dialect. To the untutored eye the alphabets look the same too, though there are, apparently, differences. 'Laos is just like Thailand,' Ake had said, 'forty years ago.' He may well be right. The most obvious difference, apart from driving on the other side of the road, is the disparity in wealth; the average Thai is four or five times better off than their Lao counterpart.

After settling into our hotel we strolled towards the river in search of a late lunch, pausing en route at an ATM to become instant millionaires (£1 buys 13,000 kip). It felt good to be back in Vientiane, a low key, low rise capital city whose relaxed, friendliness more than compensates for its lack of metropolitan excitement and sophistication. We did not have to go far to find a noodle shop to satisfy our hunger.

We wandered back via a temple and past Makphet, a restaurant we visited in 2014, which trains former street children to work in the hospitality industry. We were sad to see that it had closed. [update: good news, it has only moved]

One of the odd pleasures of Laos, once a French colony, is that pastis is readily available and very reasonably priced. Our plan for the evening was to drink a pastis aperitif in our hotel before walking to a barbecue restaurant we had visited before.

Barbecue restaurant 2014, Vientiane - it looked no different in 2015

The hotel had no pastis. Thwarted, we unsuccessfully tried several upmarket bars before returning in desperation to the hotel where we stayed last time. That solved the problem and left us with a very short walk to the restaurant. Like last year we chose a large fish, though this time teamed with pork ribs, chips - you need a change from rice occasionally – and, inevitably, Beer Lao. The country's only brewery was founded by French colonialists, improved by Czechs after the revolution and is now owned by Chang beers of Thailand. It produces one of the best beers in South East Asia (though that does not set the bar very high!).

Barbecue Restaurant, Vientiane
Dining in the same restaurant 2114. It looked very similar this time, but we ate pork instead of theduck on the plate to the right

On the way back we walked through the centre of Vientiane’s social scene.

Vientiane's coolest social centre

10/11/2015

A Cooking Lesson with Nook

To the Market with Nook

After breakfast Phim arrived and introduced us to Nook, our teacher for the morning’s cooking lesson. We climbed into her personal tuk-tuk and headed for the central market. As the market starts at 3am and continues until lunch time it was in full swing when we arrived.

Nook's personal tuk-tuks and driver

We parked by a rice stall. It is remarkable how many different varieties there are; sticky rice (startlingly white) and ordinary rice (ivory in colour) are the main categories, but within each there is a host of different varieties and grades differentiated by colour or grain lengths.

Rice outside Vientiane Market

We looked at the vegetables...

Vientiane Vegetable Market

....including aubergines which come in a surprising range of sizes and colours...

Aubergines, Vientiane Market

....a variety of mushrooms...

Mushrooms, Vientiane Market

...and some very fresh meat.

Meat Market, Vientiane

At one stall a woman was chopping the tops off tender coconuts. In India or Sri Lanka you buy a coconut and drink the contents, but here the coconut water is decanted into jugs and you buy a measure poured into a plastic bag and served with a straw. Phim said the woman machete-d up to three hundred coconuts a day, which means a lot of indestructible plastic bags, mostly destined to become litter. We disposed of ours carefully.

Coffee in a Village Within the City

We left the market and after a short short tuk-tuk ride we disembarked where a dark alley led off the main road. Following Nook and Phim down the alley we entered what felt like a village, a peaceful oasis in the centre of the city. Part of the alley had been roofed over to create a café. The concrete wall had been painted with a scene of trees, a river and a distant town while flowering plants, gourds, bird’s nests and rattan balls hung from the ceiling as decorations. We had cooking to do, and lunch to make and eat, but it was early yet and there could be nowhere pleasanter to while away a little time.

A 'village' in central Vientiane

I like Lao coffee; it is dark and powerful, if lacking the chocolatey undertones of its Vietnamese counterpart. Nook prevailed on me, against my better judgement, to try a chilled coffee with coconut. She talked it up as something wonderful, and I have to admit she was right. Lynne had Lao coffee with the traditional condensed milk, which is fine if a little sweet.

Coffee in a village like atmosphere, Vientiane
(Lynne, Phim, Nook and a man in yellow shirt and shorts)

To Nook's Home in Nook's Tuk-tuk but Without Nook

After coffee Phim left, saying he would see us in the evening. Back in Nook’s tuk-tuk we passed the French Embassy, the Ministry of Health and other official buildings and then at some traffic lights she surprised us by hopping out with a cheery 'see you later.'

The excellent iced coconut coffee is in no way responsible for the demonic expression

We continued north along Fa Ngum Road, past our previousnight’s restaurant and at the end u-turned south onto the larger road beside the river. We realised we were being driven round the houses for some reason, but after so much travelling in air-conditioned cars it was pleasant bowling along with the wind in our hair.

We reached the main road heading back towards the Friendship Bridge and on the edge of town swung right onto an unsurfaced road. For a while we bumped along through the woods beside the river passing a few fishermen while pleasant looking dwellings lurked in the shade of the trees.

Bumping along beside the Mekong, Vientiane

Eventually we reached a side road, turned into it and stopped outside the first house. We banged on the gate which was opened by Nook, who led us in to the large shaded garden in front of her house. Slowly it dawned on us that the elaborate drive round had been to give her time to go home and get organized.

Cooking at Nook's

A work bench was laid out on one side of the garden, steamers stood over hot charcoal on the other and in between a table was laid ready for the lunch we were about to cook.

The next hour or two involved a great deal of chopping and pounding.

Lynne chops under Nook's tutelage

Nook was a pleasant and engaging guide through the world of Lao flavours as we first constructed Mok Pa, slabs of fish trussed up in a banana leaves with chopped chillies, spring onions, holy basil, lime leaves, fish sauce and a little pre-prepared sticky rice.

It was to be accompanied by two dips, Jeow Mak Kewa - golf ball sized aubergines pounded with chillies, fish sauce, garlic and spring onions – and Jeow Mak Lin – tomatoes with chillies, garlic, fish sauce and lime juice. We also made Tam Mak Houng, the green papaya salad that is becoming the theme of this trip. Nook julienned the unripe papaya by striking it repeatedly with a knife, then turning the blade round and simply slicing off long, thin spaghetti-like strips. She did not suggest we have a go, so I suspect it was harder than it looked. We mixed the papaya with chopped tomatoes, lime juice, garlic, chillies and fish sauce.

 Jeow Mak Kewa  - when I pound it, it stays pounded

We also made Laap Gai, one of Laos’ ubiquitous meat salads. Nook provided pre-cooked minced chicken which we mixed with banana flowers, onion, galangal, mint, lime leaves and fish sauce finally sprinkling it with rice flour and moistened it with stock.

We negotiated over some ingredients. Lynne dislikes coriander so we left it out, though it should have been in almost every dish. Nook knew that westerners do not like chillies but felt she must include one or two or the meal would not be Lao. We are chilli lovers (surely not as unusual as she seemed to think) and suggested putting in more. We compromised; Nook looked sceptical but we felt we had erred on the side of caution - we could have looked foolish if we had overdone it.

We popped our fish on the steamer to join the sticky rice which had been there some time and chatted with Nook about her cookery school and her aims and ambitions. She had recently returned home after spending six weeks with her fiancé who lives in Malvern, so we also talked about her culinary experiences in the English West Midlands.

Nook and her steamers, Vientiane

Then we sat down to our lunch, eating the fish with our fingers and making balls of the sticky rice to mop up the dips. It was excellent, though a couple more chillies would not have gone amiss. At the end Nook produced a dessert Khao Niaow Mak Moong, mango with sticky rice, sugar and condensed milk which rounded the meal off nicely.

Eating the luch we cooked, Vientiane 

Lunch over we said goodbye and tuk-tuked back to our hotel.

A Little Shopping and a Massage

We went straight out in search of postcards (extraordinarily cheap) and stamps (eye wateringly expensive). We also bought a bottle of ‘premium Lao whisky’ as our Thai rum was half finished and we were heading into rural parts where luxuries like shops might be hard to come by.

Almost every street in Vientiane has a massage parlour. The city has its seamier side but these establishments are not part of it, their purpose is merely to ease the pain in sore feet, aching backs and stiff necks, the massage often taking place in open shop fronts. As I had a long standing neck and shoulder problem I dropped in to one such place while Lynne walked back to the hotel.

Unlike Ayervedic massages you are not expected to undress so I lay down fully clothed and was subjected to robust, occasionally painful, manipulation of the relevant areas. The strong-handed young lady swapped from one side of me to the other by putting her hands flat on my back and hopping across. Under her weight I felt my lowest ribs grind into the hard surface below. She cured my shoulder and neck [update: no recurrence months later] but the bruised ribs caused problems for the next week.

Not Really a Tuk-tuk Safari

In the evening Phim was supposed to take us on what our British tour company had dubbed a ‘tuk-tuk safari’, but when he turned up with a driver and a minibus, we realised the evening was not going to be quite as billed. 'Tuk-tuks don't run after dark,' Phim said by way of explanation.

Vientiane Night Market: Grubs and Grasshoppers

We drove to the night market near Patouxi, Vientiane’s Arc de Triomphe. We expected to dine there, but that again proved wide of the mark. There were plenty of stalls and plenty of food but there was nowhere to sit. Phim explained that locals do not actually eat here, they picked up a take-away on the way home from work.

Patouxi by day, photographed in 2014

We walked through the market and saw all sorts of meals, many ready packaged to be carried home. Much of it looked appetizing, though some of it came from parts of animals even I, a lover of liver, kidneys, chickens feet and pig’s intestines, would prefer to eschew. One stall had saucers full of grubs and small fried grasshoppers. We tried both, the grubs had a pleasant texture but little flavour, the grasshoppers provided a nice salty crunch and we bought some as a beer snack

Lynne and a bag of grasshoppers in the night market, Vientiane

Finding the Right Restaurant

'Now we find a restaurant for dinner, ' said Phim. According to the script after eating at the night market we would be taken to ‘the team's favourite beer garden’, but when I mentioned beer gardens to Phim he said ‘they're very noisy and crowded,’ a clear suggestion that they were unsuitable for elderly Europeans. We could have felt offended, but we were happy enough to avoid the loud out-of-tune karaoke that is so unaccountably popular throughout South East Asia.

We drove into a part of town we did not know; it was not an area packed with restaurants and neither Phim nor the driver seemed to have a definite plan.

'There,' said the driver when we happened upon a well-lit open sided building with a bar and plenty of empty tables. We were looking for something typically Lao and this did not seem right; the only other customers were a pair of European girls. The menu was not right either, it was written in English and all the food was Japanese.

We were leaving when the proprietor appeared. 'Not what you were looking for?’ he asked, his look and accent clearly American. 'Sorry,’ we said, a little embarrassed to be walking out of what on another occasion might have been a perfectly good restaurant.

‘The driver said he saw some foreigners there and thought that might be good for you,’ Phim explained as we set off again. Clearly nobody had explained the concept of the evening to the driver. Nearby we found a small local restaurant, the owner’s family still finishing their dinner at one of the outside tables. It seemed quiet until we realised there was a separate air-conditioned room full of teenagers. The karaoke started up as we sat down, but outside it was not overloud – nor over-tuneful.

We ordered some beer and set about eating our grasshoppers. Phim stacked the beer bottles on the tray beside the table and the patron brought a jug of ice. Despite the (not entirely justified) British reputation for drinking warm beer, in a hot climate I like my lager to be cold, indeed very cold, but I would never, ever, put ice in it. I have never even seen Americans who scoop ridiculous quantities of ice into soft drinks, put ice in their beer; Coca-Cola in their Jack Daniels, yes, but not ice in their beer. The Lao, who are in every other way an admirable and civilized people, put ice in the beer. Oh, the horror.

Eating grasshoppers with chop sticks, Vientiane

Phim ordered barbecued chicken and yet another green papaya salad (not as good as the one we made earlier) and we ate, drank beer and chatted. We soon discovered the down side to snacking on grasshoppers; little legs and wings work their way into places you don't want them, between your teeth, into the crevice between cheek and gum and even under your tongue. They are irritating and surprisingly difficult to remove.

It was not the evening we had expected, but sinking a few beers with the guide who would be with us for the rest of the week was a pleasant experience and allowed us to get to know each other.