Sunday 18 November 2012

The Road to Mandalay - Kipling's Version: Myanmar/Burma, Interlude

A Poem of Empire with Woeful Geography

The next day we drove north from Bagan to Mandalay. Before, quite literally, taking the road to Mandalay, I am going to look at Kipling’s poem 'Mandalay'. Why? Because I like it (despite the geographical howlers) and that is good enough for me.

Rudyard Kipling

Rudyard Kipling in 1895
(Public Domain)

As the ‘Poet of Empire’ Kipling ought to be out of fashion, but he isn't. His novels are in print, his stories are desecrated by the Disney Corporation and If is regularly voted the ‘nation’s favourite poem.’ He may have been a colonialist, it was intellectually impossible for an Englishman (indeed any European) of his time not to have been, but his colonial attitudes were always tempered by humanity and his skill as a versifier is with out equal.

He was born in Bombay in 1865, but his parents had met in Burslem and while courting had enjoyed picnics beside Rudyard Lake. When awarded the Nobel Prize for Literature in 1907 he was (and remains) the youngest recipient of the prize, the first writing in English, and the only one to be named after a lake in Staffordshire.

Rudyard Lake, North Staffordshire

Sent home to be educated in England, he left school at 16 and returned to India, working as a journalist and writing prolifically. He came back to England in 1889, travelling the long way round. The first leg of his journey took him to Moulmein (now Mawlamyine). The brief stop-over was his sole experience of Burma; he never visited Mandalay. This may account for his geographical ignorance, but he should have taken a glance at a map when writing the poem (which he did in England in 1890). His excuse: ‘poetry should not be taken too literally,’ is not quite good enough.

'Mandalay' the Poem, and 'On the Road to Mandalay', the Song

Mandalay is as well-known as a song as a poem (albeit under a slightly different title with slightly fewer verses). The music was written in 1907 by American singer and composer Oley Speaks. I always liked the version sung by Alfred Marks, a comic actor and occasional bass who died in 1996, but can’t find it on YouTube. The best I could find is a splendid, if scratchy 1923 recording by the Anglo-American baritone Louis Graveure. The worst is by Frank Sinatra (so bad I won’t even link to it) where the clash of English and American cultures creates more dissonance than Kipling found in the clash of east and west.

And so to the poem, a lament by a discharged British soldier nostalgic for his Burmese days.

Mandalay

Verse 1

By the old Moulmein Pagoda, lookin' eastward to the sea
A glance at a map shows that at Moulmein you would look WESTWARD at the sea. Some printings have ‘looking lazy at the sea’ which Kipling has in the final verse, but not here.
There's a Burma girl a-settin', and I know she thinks o' me;
Frank Sinatra sings ‘Burma broad a-settin’, an expression rarely used in British English, certainly not by a 19th century British soldier, nor, indeed, by Kipling.
For the wind is in the palm-trees, and the temple-bells they say:
"Come you back, you British soldier; come you back to Mandalay!"
Burma was administered as part of British India from 1885-1948. Troops were billeted in Mandalay’s royal palace, renamed Fort Dufferin

Chorus

Come you back to Mandalay,
Where the old Flotilla lay;
Can't you 'ear their paddles chunkin' from Rangoon to Mandalay,
British troops were transported between Rangoon and Mandalay by the paddle steamers of the Irrawaddy Flotilla Company
On the road to Mandalay,
Where the flyin'-fishes play,
Not much. Rangoon to Mandalay is 700km, 680 of them on the Irrawaddy River. All 64 species of flying fish live only in the sea.
An' the dawn comes up like thunder outer China 'crost the Bay!
Did Kipling ever look at a map? Had he any idea where Burma was? The country’s entire coastline is on the Bay of Bengal. ‘An’ the evenin’ falls like thunder inter India ‘crost the Bay’ is not a good line, but at least it is accurate.

The Road to Mandalay
A modern 'paddle steamer' cruising the Irrawaddy from Bagan to Mandalay

Verse 2

'Er petticoat was yaller an' 'er little cap was green,
An' 'er name was Supi-yaw-lat—jes' the same as Theebaw's Queen,
Thibaw Min,the last independent king of Upper Burma, was deposed by the British in 1878. He and Queen Supayalat left Mandalay and lived the rest of their lives in exile
An' I seed her first a-smokin' of a whackin' white cheroot,
Burmese cheroots are indeed white, of varying length but always thin. They are smoked in a cigarette holder like a bowl-less pipe which holds them in a vertical position. I do not recall seeing women smoking, but in 1889…?
An' a-wastin' Christian kisses on an 'eathen idol's foot:
What were Christian about her kisses? Beats me.
Bloomin' idol made o' mud—
Today Burmese Buddhas are carefully crafted, extravagantly decorated and often gilded. They are certainly not made o’ mud, and I doubt they were in 1889
What they called the Great Gawd Budd—
The Buddha never claimed to be god, nor to be a messenger from god. These are the words of a private soldier (I hope Kipling knew better) and, doubtless, many NATO troops in Afghanistan today are equally ignorant of the religion of the country in which they fight.
Plucky lot she cared for idols when I kissed 'er where she stud!
On the road to Mandalay, etc.

Manufacturing Burmese cheroots, Lake Inle

Chorus

When the mist was on the rice-fields an' the sun was droppin' slow,
She'd git her little banjo an' she'd sing "Kulla-lo-lo!"
Kulla-lo-lo – ‘hello, stranger’ What sort of girls did he meet in Burma?
With 'er arm upon my shoulder an' 'er cheek agin my cheek
We uster watch the steamers an' the hathis pilin' teak.
Hathi’ is Hindi for ‘elephant’ - not that Hindi is spoken in Burma
Elephints a-pilin' teak
In the sludgy, squdgy creek,
Where the silence 'ung that 'eavy you was 'arf afraid to speak!
I like this line, pity about the one before
On the road to Mandalay, etc.

Sludgy, squdgy creek?, Lake Inle

Verse 4

But that's all shove be'ind me—long ago an' fur away,
An' there ain't no 'buses runnin' from the Bank to Mandalay;
But there is now an Airbus from Heathrow (change at Bangkok and Rangoon)
An' I'm learnin' 'ere in London what the ten-year soldier tells:
"If you've 'eard the East a-callin', you won't never 'eed naught else."
No! you won't 'eed nothin' else
But them spicy garlic smells,
An' the sunshine an' the palm-trees an' the tinkly temple-bells;
On the road to Mandalay, etc.

Verse 5

I am sick o' wastin' leather on these gritty pavin' stones,
An' the blasted Henglish drizzle wakes the fever in my bones;
And the arthritis in my knuckles
Tho' I walks with fifty 'ousemaids outer Chelsea to the Strand,
An' they talks a lot o' lovin', but wot do they understand?
There’s a feminist argument here about power and relationships which I shan’t go into. And then there’s the racism aspect and….no, I can’t be bothered
Beefy face an' grubby 'and—
Law! wot do they understand?
I've a neater, sweeter maiden in a cleaner, greener land!
Burma is very green, and so is England, but perhaps not the bit between Chelsea and the Strand.
In 1890, with factory chimneys, coal fires and steam trains the London air was hardly breathable and everything – building, trees and people (if they stood still long enough) was covered with a film of soot.
In 2013 London is relatively clean; Burma is covered in litter – the curse of the plastic bag.

On the road to Mandalay, etc.

Green Burma, Inwa, near Mandalay

Verse 6

Ship me somewheres east of Suez, where the best is like the worst,
Sounds good, but the more I think about this line, the less it means
Where there aren't no Ten Commandments an' a man can raise a thirst;
He certainly can. Myanmar Beer is not one of the world’s great brews, but it hits a spot.
For the temple-bells are callin', and it's there that I would be—
By the old Moulmein Pagoda, looking lazy at the sea.
Yep, you can look lazy, you just can’t look east
On the road to Mandalay,
Where the old Flotilla lay,
With our sick beneath the awnings when we went to Mandalay!
Despite his woeful geography, Kipling remains a class act. After 56 lines setting up Burma as paradise, he subverts the whole idea in six words
Oh the road to Mandalay,
Where the flyin'-fishes play,
An' the dawn comes up like thunder outer China 'crost the Bay!
Nope. That still can’t happen no matter how often it’s repeated

Saturday 17 November 2012

Bagan (2), Yet more Temples and a Drift down the Irrawaddy: Myanmar/Burma Part 5

A Market, A Village, The Tharabar Gate, Great Nats, the Mighty Irrawaddy - and a Couple of Temples

Myanmar

Early to bed, early to rise is the Myanmar way, and even being in a luxury hotel could not prevent us hearing the ‘get up and go’ music from the nearby village at 5.30.

The Market, New Bagan

Tin and his driver arrived at 9 and we set off to visit a market near New Bagan. ‘No tourists here,’ Tin said, and he was right; we were as much a curiosity to the shoppers and stallholders as they were to us. It was a simple affair - people had brought small quantities of fruit, vegetables, ginger, chillies and eggs to trade - but it seemed cleaner and better organised than the markets we had seen in Dala. A large sound system dominated the centre and Buddhist monks bombarded the shoppers with a never-ending sermon and requests for donations.

Market, New Bagan

Dhammayaziki Pagoda

If it was not Bagan’s warmest and brightest day, at least the mist and threat of rain had gone today so we made our postponed visit to Dhammayaziki Pagoda.

The Dhammayaziki Pagoda, Bagan

The main attraction is the steps and walkways giving access to the roof at the base of the gilded stupa. But for the weather it should have been our first port of call after arriving but now, having already been on our horse and cart ride and seen how temples and stupas are strewn about fields and villages, we were prepared for what we saw. For the new arrival the view must be stunning, for us it was merely breath-taking.

The Bagan Plain from the Dhammayaziki Pagoda

Several other things caught my eye at Dhammayaziki, among them the terra cotta tiles around the base. A number of temples have these, usually showing scenes from the Jataka, the previous incarnations of the Buddha.

Terra Cotta scene from the Jataka, Dhammayaziki Pagoda, Bagan

I was also interested in these earthenware water pots [later, in Sagaing we would see them being made.] Although mundane and crudely fashioned, we had observed in Yangon that they play an important role providing water, cooled by evaporation through the earthenware, to anyone who needs it. We had seen something very similar when living in Khartoum in 1987. It is a public spirited aid to life in a hot climate – even if Bagan was not living up to its billing.

Water pots, Dhammayaziki Pagoda, Bagan

Sitting near the entrance was a Kayan woman, a member of a small ethnic minority whose ancestral land lies along the Thai/Myanmar border. Sitting with some locals, she was wearing the traditional neck rings that apparently elongate the neck - though they actually depress the collar bone. I vividly remember a late 50s/early 60s television documentary about the ‘giraffe-necked women’, but I thought this tradition had died out. It seemed rude to stare and even ruder to stick a camera in her face, though now I wish I had a photograph.

Abeyadana, Manhua and Nanpaya Temples

We left Dhammayaziki and got stuck into our daily quota of temples in the strip between Old and New Bagan.

Abeyadana is named after the queen of King Kyansittha. She brought him food when he was hiding here from a rival and he later built the temple in her honour. It is early 12th century and the zedi on top is Ceylonese in style.

Abeyadana Temple, Bagan

The nearby Manhua Temple was built in 1067 by a Mon king of that name. He had been imprisoned, either here or in Mandalay - stories vary - and to celebrate his release he built several large Buddhas and constructed the temple to house them. It is very cramped and you have to push past the statues into the corridors. This may be in memory of his imprisonment – or perhaps they just built the temple too small.

Seated Buddha, Manhua Temple, Bagan

Nanpaya sounds like it should be in Cornwall, but is actually a short walk from Manhua.

Nanpaya Temple, Bagan

Probably built in the middle of the 12th century it would appear to be a Hindu temple, possibly serving Bagan’s resident Indian community.


Hindu images, Nanpaya Temple, Bagan

Myinkaba Village

‘Do you want to see another temple, or shall we walk round the village?’ Tin asked. How many temples can you see in a morning? We opted for a stroll through Myinkaba.

The houses were flimsy, some on wooden stilts others with a concrete base, they consisted of a wooden framework with walls of decoratively woven rattan. Lightweight construction makes sense in an earthquake area, and the walls are only required to keep out the rain. The poor weather we had experienced was as cool as Bagan ever gets, and even so I had not once donned a pullover.

Rattan houses, Myinkaba

There were few people in the streets, but the village was a hive of activity. A cart trundling by was the only traffic noise but we could hear people talking, children laughing, someone hammering, and even a woman pounding herbs in the yard outside her house. Tin invited us to go in and watch. We felt we were intruding, but she seemed happy enough.

Myinkaba

The main business of Myinkaba is lacquerware, and here it really is a cottage industry. People sit outside their houses making the bamboo templates, smearing on lacquer or scratching out the patterns. Layers of quick drying glue are used as a base rather than the multiple layers of lacquer we had seen in the factory. The resulting articles are of lower quality, but the decoration was to the same high standard so only an expert eye could spot the difference.

Lacquer worker, Myinkaba

The Gubyaukgyi Temple and the Myazedi Stone

But we had not finished with temples! Myinkaba’s Gubyaukgyi temple (not to be confused with yesterday’s different Gubyaukgyi Temple) is at the end of the village. Next door is the Myazedi (Emerald Stupa – but actually gilded) and in front of that is the Myazedi stone.

Gubyaukgyi Temple, Myinkaba

The stone has the same inscription on each side, but in four different languages. Burmese remains the local tongue, Mon is still spoken by a million people in Mon State to the south, Pali is the ancient liturgical language of Buddhism, and although a dead language it has been widely studied, but the fourth side is written in Pyu, the vernacular language of central Myanmar in the first millennium AD. It was from this stone that the long extinct Pyu language was deciphered in the 19th century. Perhaps I am weird, but I find this strangely exciting.

The Mayazedi Stone, Myinkaba

It was not, however, the excitement that caused me to break the arm of my sunglasses, the same ‘genuine’ Ray-bans I had bought 8 months earlier in Saigon, it was mere carelessness. I was ever so slightly devastated.

The Last of the Temples

Lunchtime was approaching but we had to see one more temple before being allowed to eat. It was another Hindu temple with panels depicting the Hindu gods, but its best feature was the view out of the window…..

View through the Window

…and from the door. Gawdawpalin is the largest temple in Bagan and one of the last built, but earthquake damage means it is currently off-limits (and we really wanted to see another temple!)

The Gawdawpalin Temple, Bagan

The Best Myanmar Food in Bagan

And now we could eat. Tin said we should eat the best Myanmar food in Bagan and perhaps we did; it was certainly good – and there were no other foreigners in the restaurant.

The deal here was different, they brought out all their dishes, but we only paid for what we ate. Resisting the temptation to taste miniscule amounts from every plate, we decided what to eat, and left the rest. Yesterday I found myself wondering what happened to the food we sent back, here it was obvious, it was served up to the next customer.

There were 25 dishes including pork, lamb, beef, chicken, tiger prawns, beansprouts, curried vegetables, pickled vegetables, lentils and rice. Our feast cost 12,000 Kyats (about £10) and half of that was for a couple of bottles of beer. Tin enjoyed his beer, given its cost relative to local salaries, it must have been a rare treat.

Lynne holds forth over a small lunch for three

Tharabar Gate and Great Nats

We returned to the hotel for a little down time in what should have been the heat of the day and then strolled out to the Tharabar Gate.

As we reached the dusty open area outside the hotel we were besieged by children, some scooting over to us on bikes, others running to catch them up. They were all keen to ask us where we came from, tell us where we were (which we already knew) and offer their services as guides, which we declined.

The younger ones attempted to sell us postcard sized examples of their own artwork for 1000 Kyat each (80p). This had seemed cute the first time, but as we had been approached by children at every temple, each with half a dozen such pictures protected by clear plastic sheets and attached to a piece of string by clothes pegs, it was obviously not a freelance operation. They may or may not have been their own drawings, but there was certainly an organisation behind it, using the children effectively as beggars and probably taking most of the money. Worse, Tin had told us that parents were taking their children out of school to do this. Two or three sales a week would be enough to make a significant difference to a poor family’s income. Ethical tourism presents a multitude of problems.

Lynne and the Old Bagan Wall

Gently shooing the children away we made our way to the gate. A wall built between the 10th and 12th centuries once surrounded Old Bagan, and the longest existing stretch is either side of the Tharabar Gate, which is now just a gap in the wall as there is nothing for it to be a gate to.

Tharabar Gate, Old Bagan

A venerable monk sat on a bench near the gate, and many passers-by stopped to talk to him. An old woman brought some flowers for the gate’s guardian Nats who inhabit niches either side of the entrance.

A monk holds court by the Tharabar Gate, Old Bagan

Lord Handsome and Lady Golden Face were brother and sister. A rival of Lord Handsome suggested reconciliation and married Lady Golden Face, but his true motive was to lure Lord Handsome out of hiding. He captured him and burnt him at the stake. Lady Golden Face jumped in the fire and only her face survived the all-consuming flames. Who better to guard the gates to the city?

Lord Handsome in his niche by the Tharabar Gate, Old Bagan

A Little Trip on the Mighty Irrawaddy

Tin returned in late afternoon and we drove down to the river. The Irrawaddy, 2000km long and the original Road to Mandalay, is formed in northern Myanmar by the confluence of two smaller rivers and flows through the heart of the country. At Bagan its huge width and gentle flow make it look more like a lake than a river.

We arrived at an open area where a dozen boats were moored, their prows resting on the muddy shingle. Again we were besieged by children selling trinkets, ‘artwork’ and general tat. Again we shooed them away and followed Tin down to one of the boats.

The boatman cast off and set about heaving us off the shingle. He put his back into the job, but the boat stubbornly refused to move.

The boatman put his back into it

I was photographing the boatman so could not see the problem, but Lynne spotted it, as did the lad on the adjacent boat. He hopped over to our boat, untied the rope attaching our boat to his and hopped back. Suddenly we shot out into the channel, the boatman on the roof entirely unaware of why his strenuous efforts had suddenly been rewarded with success.

We slide out into the Irrawaddy

We pottered upstream rounding sandbanks and passing houses and temples. A rugged range of hills patrolled the western horizon.

I stood at the bow, surveyed the scene and decided I should claim all this land for my Queen and Country. Then I realised that had been done before and it had not proved a good idea. Instead, I stood with my arms out in the gentle breeze like Kate Winslet on the bow of the Titanic - though without shouting ‘I’m flying, I’m flying.’

At the bow, but no longer doing an extraordinarily poor imitation Kate Winslet

Our boat was, of course, much smaller than the Titanic and the chances of meeting an iceberg in the Irrawaddy are much the same as anyone confusing me with Kate Winslet, so I gave up such childishness and joined Lynne and Tin. They were having a grown-up discussion about the saintliness of Aung San Suu Kyi - always the first topic of conversation in Myanmar - the likely effects of the dams being built upriver, life under the military regime and the problems of corruption. Tin said he owned a car, unusual in Myanmar, which had once belonged to an army officer. ‘Now,’ he said ‘whenever I approach a road block I am waved through and saluted, and I no longer have to stop at toll gates.’

Lynne and Tin having a grown-up conversation

After a while the boatman turned off the engine and we drifted. The plan had been to watch the sun set over the distant hills, but although the weather was improving and the clouds had cracked enough to allow streaks of red and orange to leak through, we were never going to see a sunset.

The sun sets unseen over the Irrawaddy

Still, it was peaceful bobbing about on the huge river, floating gently downstream. We hardly seemed to be moving so I was surprised how quickly we returned to our starting point. We had seen few boats out on the river, but as we ran up onto the beach there seemed a sudden rush to catch the last of the light, ferries set out to cross the river while boats carrying sacks of food or earthenware pots chugged past.

Dinner, A Puppet Show and a Poor Attempt at a Scam

In the evening we walked to one of the Rough Guide’s recommended restaurants. The impression given by the guide was that it would be basic, but tourism in Myanmar moves an apace. In a substantial bamboo building there were tables with white table clothes, a small army of waiters and a stage for a puppet show.

Faced with a full menu and a full bar, we decided to start with a gin and tonic. Two good slugs of Mandalay gin arrived along with a can labelled ‘soda water’. We pointed this out to the waiter and said we wanted tonic. The waiter looked mystified but we persisted so he fetched the manager. ‘It is tonic water,’ he said. We looked at him, looked at the words ‘soda water’ on the can and remained unconvinced. He opened the can, ‘If it is not tonic water you do not pay.’ It was, despite the label, tonic water.

The food was expensive - by local standards - and not particularly good. Warned that my Thai red curry would be ‘spicy’ I was disappointed to find it on the bland side of mild. The puppet show was amusing and full of energy, but difficult to see, partly because it was at the other end of the restaurant, and partly because our view was blocked by the waiters, who all stopped work to watch. It was not as bad as trying to get served in a Cairo restaurant with a big screen showing a vital Egypt v Algeria World Cup qualifier, but the waiters certainly seemed to enjoy the show.

Our bill came to 14,000 Kyats and I counted out 14 bank notes into the folder. The waiter snapped it shut and wandered off, only to return moments later apologising and saying there had been ‘some sort of error’, the bill had been 14,000 but I had only paid 9. I opened the folder, picked up the 9 bank notes, counted them out, then picked up the bill and ‘found’ the other five hiding underneath. It was an inept attempt at a scam and the waiter looked so embarrassed I almost felt sorry for him, but he lost his tip along with his dignity.

As we walked back to the hotel, I was assailed by feelings of guilt; it is, after all, a rich man’s duty to be ripped off by the desperately poor, but they have to do it with a little more skill than that!

Myanmar, Land of Gold

Friday 16 November 2012

Bagan (1), Temples, Lacquerware and more Temples: Myanmar/Burma Part 4

The Bagan Plain, where a Medieval Empire Built 10,000 Temples, Monasteries and Stupas

Yangon to Nyaung U

Myanmar

Yangon Airport international terminal is a small but otherwise bog-standard airport terminal. The domestic terminal, however, is a step back to the seventies; no proper check-in desks, baggage tagged with ordinary luggage labels and hauled away by hand, and a waiting room rather than a departure lounge.

The ATR Turboprops of half a dozen airlines were all seemingly scheduled to leave at 6 am. Flights were called, literally, by a man standing at the only departure gate and shouting while his colleague paraded round with a placard on a pole.

We took three flights during our stay in Myanmar, and they all ran smoothly and on time – though not to the schedule we had been given before leaving home. At Mandalay we saw one flight boarding local passengers - it was to a region off-limits to foreigners - but all our flights were populated entirely by westerners, except for the occasional Buddhist monk who was treated with great reverence by both ground staff and cabin crew.

Wikepedia's picture of an Air Mandalay ATR-42 at Yangon Airport.
We took 3 flights, and Air Mandalay owns 3 aircraft so there is a 70% chance we travelled on this one

After our early departure, we reached Nyaung U before normal people had eaten breakfast. Nyaung U is the ‘capital’ of the Bagan region, a plain covered by temples and dotted with villages. The airport is tiny; no baggage carousels here, the ground staff wheel a trolley from the plane and through a garden and you just grab your bags.

Introduction to Bagan

We were met by Tin, a thin, friendly man in a long skirt. Yangon had been hot, but Bagan, Swe had warned us, would be hotter still and we should beware the strong sun. We arrived in a temperature of barely 20º, with drizzle hanging in the air and low-level mist. New arrivals usually go straight to the Dhammayaziki Pagoda, climb onto the roof and enjoy a panorama of the Bagan plain. Tin suggested we leave that until tomorrow, and the weather gave us no choice but to agree. Here, though, is a photograph taken the next day, to give an idea of what Bagan is all about.

Bagan Plain from the Dhammayaziki Pagoda

Bagan was the capital of the Pagan Kingdom, later Empire, from the 9th to the 13th centuries. At the Empire’s zenith anybody who was anybody built a monastery, temple, or at least a stupa. Over 2,000 remain, but there may once have been as many as 10,000, suggesting that on average one was started every week for 200 years.

We drove to our hotel near Old Bagan’s Tharabar Gate. The city has long gone but inside the gate is the rebuilt royal palace; the foundations are genuine but the materials are modern and the design is pure speculation. It is routinely ignored by discerning guides and tourists. Hoping to kick-start a tourist industry in the 1990s, the military government also ‘repaired’ many of the temples, again using inappropriate materials and disregarding the original styles. Then they built a golf course. Expecting international approval they were roundly condemned as cultural vandals. Though much remains undamaged, the restorations have delayed Bagan’s accreditation as a UNESCO world heritage site.

Outside the gate is a luxury hotel, and a number of bamboo homes and restaurants, some looking more permanent than others.

The Tharabar Gate was the most luxurious – indeed, only luxurious – hotel we stayed in in Myanmar. It consists of comfortable bungalows in a lush tropical garden and we, for no particular reason, were upgraded. We had a sitting room and a bedroom, both with large screen televisions, a dressing room, a bathroom each, plus a shower room, which would have been ideal had the two of us ever have needed to take three showers simultaneously. Ironically it was our only hotel with a pool, and Bagan was the only place where it was too cool and rainy to swim.

The Hotel at the Tharabar Gate, Bagan

Shwezigon Pagoda

With 2000 temples to visit we did not stay long in the hotel. Letting Tin choose, we started at the Shwezigon Pagoda (not to be confused with Yangon’s Shwedagon Pagoda). Finished in 1102 in the reign of King Kyansittha it is a temple complex with golden stupas....

Golden stupa, Shwezigon Pagoda, Bagan

​...acres of tiled flooring - lethally slippery in the drizzle -

Shwezigon Pagoda, Bagan

...and all the usual statues and storytelling paintings of a Buddhist temple.

Scenes from the life of Buddha, Swezigon Pagoda, Bagan

Less usually there were also statues of all 37 Great Nats.

The Great Nats embody the spirits of places and things, or of people who died tragically long ago. Nat worship, the local pre-Buddhist religion, has been incorporated into Burmese Buddhism just like Christianity co-opted pagan Roman festivals. Tin described the Nats as being good luck mascots for the uneducated. People offer them flowers and rice to ensure good fortune, but they do that to the statues of Buddha, too, and I strongly suspect the Great Teacher would have disapproved.

Two of the Great Nats, Shwezigon Pagoda, Bagan

Gubyaukgyi and Htilominlo Temples

We continued to the Gubyaukgyi (Cave Buddha) Temple. More typical of Bagan’s smaller temples, this 13th century, Indian style construction, has a roughly rectangular central pillar and a room on each side containing an image of the Buddha. It also retains some impressive frescoes of the life of Buddha – though most were looted by a 19th century German archaeologist.

Gubyaukyi Temple, Bagan

The nearby Htilominlo Temple is larger. The Empire reached its height during the reign of King Sithu II (1174-1211) when laws were first codified and Burmese began to replace Mon and Pyu as the official language and script. Sithu had five sons, and chose his successor by lining them up in the sun, planting an umbrella in front of them and waiting until it leaned towards one or the other. And so Htilominlo became king and built his temple on the very spot where he was chosen. Tin believes there may well be truth in the legend but very much doubts that the umbrella was allowed to tilt at random.

Htilominlo Temple, Bagan

he general populace, if not the ruling class, were less cynical and were pleased to have a king chosen by god. Htilominlo concerned himself little with ruling, leaving that to his technocrats, but was the last of the great temple builders. His reign was long (1211 to 1234) peaceful , prosperous and something of a golden age, but it also marked the start of the terminal decline of the Pagan Empire. Unlike his forebears he did not expand the empire, but he did continue their practice of donating tax free land to religious establishments. The tax base steadily eroded, and by the middle of the 13th century his successors could no longer afford to pay their army or retain the loyalty of their courtiers. The Empire started to collapse from within, and when the Mongols turned up in 1287, it was all over for the Pagan Empire.

Seated Buddha, Htilominlo Temple, Bagan

His temple, though, is very pretty, the central pillar surrounded by four statues of the Buddha connected by corridors.

Connecting corridors, Htilominlo Temple, Bagan

Outside there are the predictable lines of stalls. At one the stallholder was selling his own exquisite sand paintings. Not unreasonably, he wanted quite a lot of money for them, but the problem with Myanmar is that there are no ATMs; you must guess how much money you will need for the trip and bring it all with you. Running out is not an option, so making substantial impulse purchases in the first week seemed unwise. Tourism is in its infancy in Myanmar and the atmosphere is generally relaxed, but some hawkers and even some stallholders are beginning to resort to the aggressive selling that mars so many major tourist sites.

Lacquerware

That was enough temples for the morning, and as lacquerware is the major local product, we went to see it being made. It is mostly a cottage industry but we visited a small factory, though not a factory in the usual sense, there are no walls, just a roof to keep the sun off – not that there was any.

Making the article in Bamboo, Lacquerware factory, Bagan

Everything is done by hand from the very simple tasks – even the lathes are rotated manually - to the most complex and highly skilled. They start by making vessels from bamboo; these are then coated with lacquer – the sap of the varnish tree (melanorrhoea usitatissima) which grows wild in local forests – mixed with turpentine. Lacquer is brown when first tapped but turns black on contact with air and brushed onto the bamboo frame it forms a hard shiny coating. Drying can be done artificially, but for the top quality, as in this factory, they let it dry naturally for a week. Another coat is applied and then dried and this is repeated up to seven times.

Smearing on the lacquer, Lacquerware factory, Bagan

Patterns are scratched on – by hand - and colours can be added, also by hand, processes requiring extraordinary levels of skill.

Scratching on the pattern, Lacquerware factory, Bagan

The resulting articles are beautiful and practical, and given the time and skill involved in their manufacture, remarkably cheap. We bought this tooth-pick holder for 10 US dollars – all we need now is to find some toothpicks. Other lacquerware articles would find their way home as gifts.

A pleasing lacquerware toothpick box, containing exactly no toothpicks

A Local Lunch

It was now lunchtime and Tin asked what we wanted to eat. In an area with many tourists a variety of styles was available, but ‘local’ seemed the obvious choice. We went to a restaurant, another building with a roof but no walls, outside the Tharabar Gate. Typically, Myanmar restaurants do not have menus, for a flat fee (in this case 3000 Kyat each - £2.50) they bring you every dish they have.

We had chicken, pork, mutton, dried fish, pickled vegetable, fermented sesame seeds, fresh salad and much more. The meat dishes – known as ‘curries’ though they are very lightly, if at all, spiced – are covered with a film of oil, which makes them a touch greasy. That apart, we enjoyed the huge range of flavours, some familiar, some new. Even with the help of Tin we could not get close to eating half the food brought to us and we wondered what happened to it after we left.

Lunch near the Tharabar Gate, Bagan

Ananda Temple

By the time we had finished it was two hours since we had seen a temple. Something had to be done.

The nearby Ananda Temple, named after Buddha’s cousin, is contemporary with the Shwezigon pagoda.

Ananda Temple, Bagan

It is cruciform in shape with several terraces leading up to a ‘corn cob’ stupa. Damaged in the 1975 earthquake it has been restored and the stupa was re-gilded in 1990 to celebrate its 900th anniversary.

Serious Buddha, Ananda Temple, Bagan

Its four entrances face the major compass points and in each is a different standing Buddha. One of them, Tin pointed out, looks serious from a distance, but smiles (or, rather, smirks) from close to. The Buddhas are joined by corridors and can be shut off from the entrance halls by enormous teak doors, thus forming an inner sanctuary.

Smirking Buddha, Ananda Temple, Bagan

A Horse-Drawn Trundle across the Plain

After Ananda we said goodbye to Tin, but not before he had organised a horse and cart to take us for a prolonged trundle through the Bagan plan.

A trundle across the Bagan Plain

Wherever we looked, little temples and stupas were dotted across every field. It would have been a wonderful ride but for two small problems.

Temples and Stupas dotted across every field, Bagan

Firstly, I am allergic to horses.

It is all right for Lynne....

I thought I would be all right if I did not touch the beast, but seated on the cart beside the driver I soon discovered that was optimistic. My eyes start to itch and swell, and before long it felt like they were full of grains of sand. Despite applications of anti-histamine and eye-drops they did not return to normal for 48 hours.

...but this is as close to a horse as I should get

Secondly, the drizzle that had threatened in the morning came back as rain. At the back under cover Lynne was sheltered, but I was soaked. Tin had observed that the crops, largely sorghum and maize, were behind this year as there had been too little rain during the wet season. Sadly neither they nor I were helped by this dry season deluge.

Through a village in the rain, Bagan Plain

On almost any other day – and with any other allergy - itwould have been a delightful trip, but I was glad when it ended and I could shower and treat my eyes.

We pass a friendly local, Bagan Plain

Dinner in the Bamboo Encampment

In the evening we ventured into the bamboo encampment beyond the hotel. Most of the restaurants, we discovered, were lunch time only but a Rough Guide recommended vegetarian restaurant with the unlikely name of ‘Be Kind to Animals, the Moon’ had a few customers. We ventured into the courtyard of the bamboo shack opposite, where only one table was occupied.

We soon realised the table was occupied by the waiters, two boys in their early teens who rose as soon as we arrived and presented us with menus. Reassured that there were adults in the kitchen behind the bamboo screen, we ordered noodles with chicken (Lynne) and pork (me) at 1600 Kyats each - a light meal, we thought. First they brought us Chinese tea and crunchy sesame and peanut balls, then the dishes we had ordered, then soup, which turned up halfway through the main course in the usual Southeast Asian way, and when we thought we had eaten more than we could manage, they brought us bananas in syrup. It was as fine a meal as you can buy for £1.30 anywhere in the world.

Even without the puffy eyes I am probably not the person you most wanted to see, on a bed strewn with petals - but here I am

We arrived back in our luxury hotel in time to see our room sprayed with insect repellent and our bed turned down and strewn with petals. Then they brought a box of bite sized sandwiches, a basket of fruit and a bottle of complimentary wine (cheap Italian Merlot, since you asked, but gratefully received). Outside, the locals settled down for the night in their bamboo shacks. I wish I could enjoy luxury without guilt, but I felt my streaming eyes were, in some way, a penance.

Myanmar, Land of Gold