Friday 16 November 2012

Bagan (1), Temples, Lacquerware and more Temples: Myanmar/Burma Part 4

The Bagan Plain, where a Medieval Empire Built 10,000 Temples, Monasteries and Stupas

Yangon to Nyaung U

Myanmar

Yangon Airport international terminal is a small but otherwise bog-standard airport terminal. The domestic terminal, however, is a step back to the seventies; no proper check-in desks, baggage tagged with ordinary luggage labels and hauled away by hand, and a waiting room rather than a departure lounge.

The ATR Turboprops of half a dozen airlines were all seemingly scheduled to leave at 6 am. Flights were called, literally, by a man standing at the only departure gate and shouting while his colleague paraded round with a placard on a pole.

We took three flights during our stay in Myanmar, and they all ran smoothly and on time – though not to the schedule we had been given before leaving home. At Mandalay we saw one flight boarding local passengers - it was to a region off-limits to foreigners - but all our flights were populated entirely by westerners, except for the occasional Buddhist monk who was treated with great reverence by both ground staff and cabin crew.

Wikepedia's picture of an Air Mandalay ATR-42 at Yangon Airport.
We took 3 flights, and Air Mandalay owns 3 aircraft so there is a 70% chance we travelled on this one

After our early departure, we reached Nyaung U before normal people had eaten breakfast. Nyaung U is the ‘capital’ of the Bagan region, a plain covered by temples and dotted with villages. The airport is tiny; no baggage carousels here, the ground staff wheel a trolley from the plane and through a garden and you just grab your bags.

Introduction to Bagan

We were met by Tin, a thin, friendly man in a long skirt. Yangon had been hot, but Bagan, Swe had warned us, would be hotter still and we should beware the strong sun. We arrived in a temperature of barely 20ยบ, with drizzle hanging in the air and low-level mist. New arrivals usually go straight to the Dhammayaziki Pagoda, climb onto the roof and enjoy a panorama of the Bagan plain. Tin suggested we leave that until tomorrow, and the weather gave us no choice but to agree. Here, though, is a photograph taken the next day, to give an idea of what Bagan is all about.

Bagan Plain from the Dhammayaziki Pagoda

Bagan was the capital of the Pagan Kingdom, later Empire, from the 9th to the 13th centuries. At the Empire’s zenith anybody who was anybody built a monastery, temple, or at least a stupa. Over 2,000 remain, but there may once have been as many as 10,000, suggesting that on average one was started every week for 200 years.

We drove to our hotel near Old Bagan’s Tharabar Gate. The city has long gone but inside the gate is the rebuilt royal palace; the foundations are genuine but the materials are modern and the design is pure speculation. It is routinely ignored by discerning guides and tourists. Hoping to kick-start a tourist industry in the 1990s, the military government also ‘repaired’ many of the temples, again using inappropriate materials and disregarding the original styles. Then they built a golf course. Expecting international approval they were roundly condemned as cultural vandals. Though much remains undamaged, the restorations have delayed Bagan’s accreditation as a UNESCO world heritage site.

Outside the gate is a luxury hotel, and a number of bamboo homes and restaurants, some looking more permanent than others.

The Tharabar Gate was the most luxurious – indeed, only luxurious – hotel we stayed in in Myanmar. It consists of comfortable bungalows in a lush tropical garden and we, for no particular reason, were upgraded. We had a sitting room and a bedroom, both with large screen televisions, a dressing room, a bathroom each, plus a shower room, which would have been ideal had the two of us ever have needed to take three showers simultaneously. Ironically it was our only hotel with a pool, and Bagan was the only place where it was too cool and rainy to swim.

The Hotel at the Tharabar Gate, Bagan

Shwezigon Pagoda

With 2000 temples to visit we did not stay long in the hotel. Letting Tin choose, we started at the Shwezigon Pagoda (not to be confused with Yangon’s Shwedagon Pagoda). Finished in 1102 in the reign of King Kyansittha it is a temple complex with golden stupas....

Golden stupa, Shwezigon Pagoda, Bagan

​...acres of tiled flooring - lethally slippery in the drizzle -

Shwezigon Pagoda, Bagan

...and all the usual statues and storytelling paintings of a Buddhist temple.

Scenes from the life of Buddha, Swezigon Pagoda, Bagan

Less usually there were also statues of all 37 Great Nats.

The Great Nats embody the spirits of places and things, or of people who died tragically long ago. Nat worship, the local pre-Buddhist religion, has been incorporated into Burmese Buddhism just like Christianity co-opted pagan Roman festivals. Tin described the Nats as being good luck mascots for the uneducated. People offer them flowers and rice to ensure good fortune, but they do that to the statues of Buddha, too, and I strongly suspect the Great Teacher would have disapproved.

Two of the Great Nats, Shwezigon Pagoda, Bagan

Gubyaukgyi and Htilominlo Temples

We continued to the Gubyaukgyi (Cave Buddha) Temple. More typical of Bagan’s smaller temples, this 13th century, Indian style construction, has a roughly rectangular central pillar and a room on each side containing an image of the Buddha. It also retains some impressive frescoes of the life of Buddha – though most were looted by a 19th century German archaeologist.

Gubyaukyi Temple, Bagan

The nearby Htilominlo Temple is larger. The Empire reached its height during the reign of King Sithu II (1174-1211) when laws were first codified and Burmese began to replace Mon and Pyu as the official language and script. Sithu had five sons, and chose his successor by lining them up in the sun, planting an umbrella in front of them and waiting until it leaned towards one or the other. And so Htilominlo became king and built his temple on the very spot where he was chosen. Tin believes there may well be truth in the legend but very much doubts that the umbrella was allowed to tilt at random.

Htilominlo Temple, Bagan

he general populace, if not the ruling class, were less cynical and were pleased to have a king chosen by god. Htilominlo concerned himself little with ruling, leaving that to his technocrats, but was the last of the great temple builders. His reign was long (1211 to 1234) peaceful , prosperous and something of a golden age, but it also marked the start of the terminal decline of the Pagan Empire. Unlike his forebears he did not expand the empire, but he did continue their practice of donating tax free land to religious establishments. The tax base steadily eroded, and by the middle of the 13th century his successors could no longer afford to pay their army or retain the loyalty of their courtiers. The Empire started to collapse from within, and when the Mongols turned up in 1287, it was all over for the Pagan Empire.

Seated Buddha, Htilominlo Temple, Bagan

His temple, though, is very pretty, the central pillar surrounded by four statues of the Buddha connected by corridors.

Connecting corridors, Htilominlo Temple, Bagan

Outside there are the predictable lines of stalls. At one the stallholder was selling his own exquisite sand paintings. Not unreasonably, he wanted quite a lot of money for them, but the problem with Myanmar is that there are no ATMs; you must guess how much money you will need for the trip and bring it all with you. Running out is not an option, so making substantial impulse purchases in the first week seemed unwise. Tourism is in its infancy in Myanmar and the atmosphere is generally relaxed, but some hawkers and even some stallholders are beginning to resort to the aggressive selling that mars so many major tourist sites.

Lacquerware

That was enough temples for the morning, and as lacquerware is the major local product, we went to see it being made. It is mostly a cottage industry but we visited a small factory, though not a factory in the usual sense, there are no walls, just a roof to keep the sun off – not that there was any.

Making the article in Bamboo, Lacquerware factory, Bagan

Everything is done by hand from the very simple tasks – even the lathes are rotated manually - to the most complex and highly skilled. They start by making vessels from bamboo; these are then coated with lacquer – the sap of the varnish tree (melanorrhoea usitatissima) which grows wild in local forests – mixed with turpentine. Lacquer is brown when first tapped but turns black on contact with air and brushed onto the bamboo frame it forms a hard shiny coating. Drying can be done artificially, but for the top quality, as in this factory, they let it dry naturally for a week. Another coat is applied and then dried and this is repeated up to seven times.

Smearing on the lacquer, Lacquerware factory, Bagan

Patterns are scratched on – by hand - and colours can be added, also by hand, processes requiring extraordinary levels of skill.

Scratching on the pattern, Lacquerware factory, Bagan

The resulting articles are beautiful and practical, and given the time and skill involved in their manufacture, remarkably cheap. We bought this tooth-pick holder for 10 US dollars – all we need now is to find some toothpicks. Other lacquerware articles would find their way home as gifts.

A pleasing lacquerware toothpick box, containing exactly no toothpicks

A Local Lunch

It was now lunchtime and Tin asked what we wanted to eat. In an area with many tourists a variety of styles was available, but ‘local’ seemed the obvious choice. We went to a restaurant, another building with a roof but no walls, outside the Tharabar Gate. Typically, Myanmar restaurants do not have menus, for a flat fee (in this case 3000 Kyat each - £2.50) they bring you every dish they have.

We had chicken, pork, mutton, dried fish, pickled vegetable, fermented sesame seeds, fresh salad and much more. The meat dishes – known as ‘curries’ though they are very lightly, if at all, spiced – are covered with a film of oil, which makes them a touch greasy. That apart, we enjoyed the huge range of flavours, some familiar, some new. Even with the help of Tin we could not get close to eating half the food brought to us and we wondered what happened to it after we left.

Lunch near the Tharabar Gate, Bagan

Ananda Temple

By the time we had finished it was two hours since we had seen a temple. Something had to be done.

The nearby Ananda Temple, named after Buddha’s cousin, is contemporary with the Shwezigon pagoda.

Ananda Temple, Bagan

It is cruciform in shape with several terraces leading up to a ‘corn cob’ stupa. Damaged in the 1975 earthquake it has been restored and the stupa was re-gilded in 1990 to celebrate its 900th anniversary.

Serious Buddha, Ananda Temple, Bagan

Its four entrances face the major compass points and in each is a different standing Buddha. One of them, Tin pointed out, looks serious from a distance, but smiles (or, rather, smirks) from close to. The Buddhas are joined by corridors and can be shut off from the entrance halls by enormous teak doors, thus forming an inner sanctuary.

Smirking Buddha, Ananda Temple, Bagan

A Horse-Drawn Trundle across the Plain

After Ananda we said goodbye to Tin, but not before he had organised a horse and cart to take us for a prolonged trundle through the Bagan plan.

A trundle across the Bagan Plain

Wherever we looked, little temples and stupas were dotted across every field. It would have been a wonderful ride but for two small problems.

Temples and Stupas dotted across every field, Bagan

Firstly, I am allergic to horses.

It is all right for Lynne....

I thought I would be all right if I did not touch the beast, but seated on the cart beside the driver I soon discovered that was optimistic. My eyes start to itch and swell, and before long it felt like they were full of grains of sand. Despite applications of anti-histamine and eye-drops they did not return to normal for 48 hours.

...but this is as close to a horse as I should get

Secondly, the drizzle that had threatened in the morning came back as rain. At the back under cover Lynne was sheltered, but I was soaked. Tin had observed that the crops, largely sorghum and maize, were behind this year as there had been too little rain during the wet season. Sadly neither they nor I were helped by this dry season deluge.

Through a village in the rain, Bagan Plain

On almost any other day – and with any other allergy - itwould have been a delightful trip, but I was glad when it ended and I could shower and treat my eyes.

We pass a friendly local, Bagan Plain

Dinner in the Bamboo Encampment

In the evening we ventured into the bamboo encampment beyond the hotel. Most of the restaurants, we discovered, were lunch time only but a Rough Guide recommended vegetarian restaurant with the unlikely name of ‘Be Kind to Animals, the Moon’ had a few customers. We ventured into the courtyard of the bamboo shack opposite, where only one table was occupied.

We soon realised the table was occupied by the waiters, two boys in their early teens who rose as soon as we arrived and presented us with menus. Reassured that there were adults in the kitchen behind the bamboo screen, we ordered noodles with chicken (Lynne) and pork (me) at 1600 Kyats each - a light meal, we thought. First they brought us Chinese tea and crunchy sesame and peanut balls, then the dishes we had ordered, then soup, which turned up halfway through the main course in the usual Southeast Asian way, and when we thought we had eaten more than we could manage, they brought us bananas in syrup. It was as fine a meal as you can buy for £1.30 anywhere in the world.

Even without the puffy eyes I am probably not the person you most wanted to see, on a bed strewn with petals - but here I am

We arrived back in our luxury hotel in time to see our room sprayed with insect repellent and our bed turned down and strewn with petals. Then they brought a box of bite sized sandwiches, a basket of fruit and a bottle of complimentary wine (cheap Italian Merlot, since you asked, but gratefully received). Outside, the locals settled down for the night in their bamboo shacks. I wish I could enjoy luxury without guilt, but I felt my streaming eyes were, in some way, a penance.

Myanmar, Land of Gold

Thursday 15 November 2012

Across the Yangon River to Dala: Myanmar/Burma Part 3

A Semi-Rural Township on Yangon's Doorstep

Over the River


Myanmar
We were up early and at the Pansodan Ferry terminal before 8.30. It was already hot and our wander round the impromptu street market lasted just long enough to notice the huge piles of quails' eggs before the heat drove us into the shade of the terminal building.

The ferry ride to Dala was very brief but the boat, when it arrived, was surprisingly large. Several hundred people disembarked and we were part of a similar sized crowd waiting to board. The lower deck was full of people carrying heavy loads or pushing bicycles so we climbed to the upper deck. Here we found stacks of the small plastic stools that are only seen in infant schools at home. At their best they are flimsy but many were broken and held together with metal staples. I selected a couple of relatively intact stools, gave one to Lynne and carefully lowered my bulk on to the other. I have previous with cheap plastic chairs.

The crowd disembarks, Pansodan Jetty, Yangon

The Yangon River is a tidal estuary and has no natural connection with the Irrawaddy Delta (although it is linked by the 35km long Twante canal) and there is not a lot of river upstream. The fast flow was, I presume, largely tidal.

The river is deep enough for coasters to dock at Yangon, the ship nearest the camera being from Haiphong in northern Vietnam – not a huge distance as the crow flies, but a long sea voyage away round the southern tip of the Malayan peninsula.

Coasters docked at Yangon

Dala is directly opposite the ferry terminal so although we ended up less than a kilometre from our starting point the current required us first to chug upstream and then be carried downstream as we turned to make the crossing.

Dala, Trishaws and Two Contrasting Markets

We disembarked into a scene of chaos. People pushing bicycles and bearing burdens threaded themselves between motorbike taxis and trishaws, while minibus drivers stood on the edge of the crowd shouting out their destinations.

We walked a little way up the road until Swe lighted on three likely looking trishaw peddlers. After a brief negotiation we climbed into the seats, at least Swe and Lynne did, but the trishaws were poorly designed for the more generously built and I did not fit. My peddler laughed and folded down the back cushion. With two cushions below me, my backside was above the sidebars and the problem was solved – though it was not a particularly comfortable solution. Still, I was more comfortable than the poor sod doing the peddling.

Lardy-arsed foreigner almost fits on trishaw, Dala Township, Yangon

Although not actually in the delta country the land was still low lying with an abundance of drainage canals and ponds. Houses and shops were approached by footbridges, some over fishponds, others over waterways clogged with weeds.

Shop, Dala Township, Yangon

My peddler had little to say, but Lynne’s chatted away in a language he seemed to believe was English, pausing every so often to lean over the other side of his bike and spit a thin stream of red betel nut juice onto the road. Passing a building bearing the scarlet banner of the National League for Democracy even my taciturn peddler could not resist pointing and saying ‘Aung Sang Suu Kyi’ with the reverent tone that all Burmese seem to adopt when pronouncing her name.

Lynne proceeds in comfort, Dala Township, Yangon

We turned off the main road and followed a smaller and less well surfaced road, stopping where a crowd was milling around outside a market. ‘That,’ said Lynne’s peddler, pointing to a large and well-built house set back from the road ‘is the house of the man who owns these trishaws.’ I knew that rickshaw men were generally among the poorest of urban dwellers, but it had not previously occurred to me that they did not even own the battered bicycles they pilot for a living.

We wandered over to the market entrance. A policeman, or perhaps just a security guard, accosted Swe. ‘You may,’ Swe translated, ‘photograph market produce, but not any of the people.’ We shrugged and entered.

The crowd outside the market, Dala Township, Yangon

It was a small market, dirty and crowded, the produce laid out on rickety wooden tables. Lynne raised her camera at some decorously arranged betel leaves and immediately the security man was upon us. ‘No photograph!’ he shouted though whether because the image would steal the leaves’ souls or because betel leaves were the government’s secret weapon in the war against the northern insurgents we never discovered. The security man followed us, hovering on our shoulders past vegetables, fish and meat. Maybe nobody had told him about recent liberalisations, but he was clearly a man who relished his job – being angry is a vocation for some people. He amused us, bless him, even if we have no photographs to prove it.

Back on the trishaws we were peddled to the intersection marking the centre of Dala Township which, although administratively part of Yangon, is actually a series of straggling villages. The ‘town centre’ is no more than a rural crossroads with a tatty wooden tower.

Turning right we soon arrived at another market, where there was no irritating security man, indeed no security man at all. The market was larger and even busier, but nobody minded if we photographed the betel leaves......

Betel leaves, Dala Township, Yangon

....the herbs and vegetables.....

Herbs and vegetables, Dala Township, Yangon

......the dried fish.....

Dried fish, chilli, Dala Township, Yangon

.......or the thanakha logs.

Thanakha, Dala Township, Yangon

Thanakha is rubbed on a moistened abrasive stone to produce a clear oily liquid which women and girls smear onto their cheeks. To avoid a Crime Against Masculinity I could only put it on the back of my hand. It disappeared for a while, but then dried to leave the smooth ochre coloured swirls that can be seen on the faces of many local women. It does not look very pleasing but feels good and is supposed to nourish the skin and provide protection against the strong sun.

By the entrance I came across a stall selling an unfamiliar fruit - ‘Custard apples,’ Shwe told me. I bought a couple for a few pence. Green and roughly spherical they split open to reveal brown seeds surrounded by whitish pulp. They may not have looked much like apples, but the flesh did taste remarkably like custard and was very pleasant, though a lot of spitting out of pips was necessary. They have since arrived in our local Morrisons. We have not bought one fearing that, like much tropical fruit bought in England, it would be under-ripe and overpriced – a single custard apple costs considerably more than a kilo would in Myanmar

Lynne eats a custard apple, Dala Township, Yangon

Moe Goak: Carring for the Orphans of Cyclone Nargis

Continuing down the road, a pond lined with statues of the Buddha indicated that we had reached Moe Goak Monastry. The monastery runs an orphanage and a school and when the monks and novices go out begging, as they do every morning, they beg for food not just for themselves but for the children in their care.

The entrance to Moe Goak Monastery, Dala Township, Yangon

In April 2008 Cyclone Nargis cut a swathe across the Irrawaddy delta leaving at least 138,000 dead - the government stopped counting at this figure. The initial response by the then very secretive regime was seriously inadequate and they stubbornly refused international aid for over a week. As the authorities failed, Buddhists monasteries stepped in to provide most of the local relief efforts; the majority of those cared for at Moe Goak were orphaned by Cyclone Nargis.

We removed our shoes and walked (very carefully) over the rough concrete and gravel to the school block. It was not lesson time, but several children had jobs to do and were brushing the classroom floor, others played with toy cars and several small girls dedicated themselves to watching us. I am unsure if the school serves the village as well as the orphanage, or whether all the children were orphans, but they behaved like normal happy seven year olds.

There are no chairs - the children kneel on the floor (that is the Burmese way) and what appear to be benches are actually their desks. Several of the girls had thanakha on their cheeks and on the white board was an English lesson: “Where is the apple? The apple is on the plate….”

Classroom, Moe Goak Monastery, Dala Township, Yangon

The teacher arrived and after a few words with her we went off for our interview with the abbot.

A man in his late fifties in terracotta coloured robes, he was kneeling on the teak floor of his office, books stacked in piles behind him. Swe knelt down in obeisance, but we settled for a small bow with our hands together. Invited to sit, we folded our stiff western bodies down onto the hard floor.

After we had been provided with peanuts and water he wanted to know where we come from. Everyone from England is presumed to live in London, but we do not and, not expecting him to know Swynnerton (pop 600) or even Stafford, we mentioned places like Birmingham and Manchester. It is, of course, impossible to say ‘Manchester’ anywhere in the Far East without somebody, even the abbot of a monastery, adding ‘United’. As we have observed before, Manchester United have fans everywhere (except, of course, Manchester). We discussed Aung San Suu Kyi’s recent visit to England and he spoke of her with a combination of warmth and reverence. Then he turned and pulled a newspaper off a pile of books opening it at a full page photograph of Barak Obama who was due to visit in the next few days. If Aung San Suu Kyi is ‘The Lady’ and represents the hope for Myanmar, Barak Obama represents hope for the rest of the world.

When we had finished Swe made a pre-arranged donation on our behalf. Having been impressed by the abbot and his monastery we doubled it. ‘You don’t have to do that.” Swe said, but he seemed pleased. It was not a huge sum; a little money goes a long way in Myanmar, particularly when applied to the right place.

Peddling Across Dala

We were peddled back across Dala. Some of the road was new and smooth...

Following Swe on a smooth road, Dala Township, Yangon

....but in other places the metalled surface was broken up or non-existent and peddling was difficult despite the flat terrain. The houses were rural in character, some of them simply made of bamboo. Lynne’s peddler pointed out some new water pumps in one village; despite being surrounded by ponds and canals, a supply of clean drinking water was a new and welcome addition.

Rural dwellings, Dala Township, Yangon

We passed St Michael’s church(6% of the population self-identify as Christians) …..

St Michael's Church, Dala Township, Yangon

….and dropped in on the wholesale fish market, but it was a little late in the day and there were few fish and even fewer people.

Fish market, Dala Township, Yangon

The Shwe Sayan Pagoda

Eventually we reached Shwe Sayan Pagoda at the other end of the township. The pagoda is a place of bright colours, greens, blues and, of course, gold (some gold leaf but more gold paint), a place of stupas, spires and shrines, a place of geometric shapes over which organic forms loom or sometimes writhe.

The entrance to Shwe Sayan Pagoda, Dala Township, Yangon

A place of brilliant light, it feels like a fantasy land, but a fantasy founded in faith and reflecting a sincerely held view of the world, not some slick commercial Disneyland.

Shwe Sayan Pagoda, Dala Township, Yangon

Shwe Sayan's Remarkable Long Dead Monk

The prize exhibit is a monk who died 150 years ago. He clearly attained Nirvana as his body has not decayed, though we must take that on trust as he is covered in gold leaf. Ten years ago he opened one of his eyes to warn about a coming cyclone. The photographic evidence of this remarkable event is displayed beside the gold-swathed corpse. Call me an old cynic if you must, but the photographs were not wholly convincing.

The gold covered corpse, Shwe Sayan Pagoda, Dala Township, Yangon

There was a commotion as we were leaving and we had to step aside as the abbot returned from hospital. This required four people to carry the stretcher (three of them our trishaw pilots), one to carry the stand for his drip, another to carry his oxygen cylinder and a couple more to supervise. Our men returned clearly pleased, even honoured, to have been allowed to help such a holy man.

We returned to the ferry terminal and Swe paid off our peddlers. We tipped them 1000 Kyat each (80p), the recommended amount, but it seemed a paltry sum for so much hard work under an unrelenting sun. They, however, seemed pleased with the rewards of their morning’s endeavours.

Back to Yangon

Back over the river we drove to the city hall, …

City Hall, Yangon

…. which along with the rather forlorn independence monument, marks the traditional centre of Yangon. It was the rallying point for the pro-democracy demonstrations in 1988 and 2007.

Independence Monument, Yangon

The Monument and City Hall sit opposite the Sule Pagoda. Despite occupying a traffic island, Sule is of great antiquity; legend says it was built during the lifetime of the Buddha and enshrines one of his hairs. Over the years the pagoda has been rebuilt many times and in several diferent styles.The current octagonal stupa is in the style of the Mon people who live along the coast to the south. The stupa is surrounded by stalls, which is not unusual in Myanmar, but made it feel more commercial than spiritual. Despite its antiquity it lacked the magic of Shwedagon, or the exuberance of the relatively humble Shwe Sayan.

Octagonal Stupa, Sule Pagoda, Yangon

Yangon's Chinatown

We hid while the sun was at its hottest and then made the short journey to the packed grid of streets that form Yangon’s Chinatown. The street market sold flowers.....

Flower stall, Chinatown, Yangon

....and fruit and vegetables in great profusion and of high quality.

Fruit stall, Chinatown Yangon, (with custard apples nearest the camera)

The side streets were packed with Chinese food stalls and we stopped for a snack. We choose some skewers of tofu and mutton which were taken away to be cooked while we drank dark ABC beer, served on draught. Modelled on Guinness but rather lighter (in weight, not colour) it was refreshingly bitter and this was the only time we drank any brew other than Myanmar Beer.

A snack and a glass of black beer, Chinatown, Yangon

I consider myself an adventurous eater, but I have a blind spot. I cannot face eating insects, so although there were stalls piled high with fried grasshoppers, I did not indulge.[Update: I have snce become reconciled with grasshoppers, at least small ones. I would still ne wary of these whacking great locusts.]

Fried grasshoppers, Chinatown, Yangon

That evening Lynne at last gave way to the symptoms she had brought with her from home and retired to bed early. I went out and bought my dinner from a barrow; meat balls and little bits and pieces of this and that. It cost me pence and the knowledge that I was eating the least prized bits of the least valued animals was offset by watching it fry in a wok-full of boiling oil, a process guaranteed (I hoped) to see off all unwanted germs. The cold chilli dipping sauce, carried back in a small plastic bag, may have been more of a risk, but it all tasted fine when washed down with a can of beer in front of the telly.

With an early morning flight next day, I too retired early.