Tuesday, 11 November 2025

The Algarve (10): Carvoeiro

Carvoeiro, a Fond Farewell

How We Got There and Why We Stayed


Portugal
We have recently returned from our 35th visit to Portugal. 31 of those visits have included the Algarve, and of those 20 have featured Carvoeiro, indeed we have visited Carvoeiro every year since 2005 - except 2020, the baleful year of COVID.

My father retired in 1980 and bought a house on a golf course in Val de Lobo, a house that hosted many of our earlier visits to the region. By 1995 my parents found moving back and forth to Portugal several times a year had become increasingly wearisome, and they sold the house.

A younger me and the house in Val do Lobo (April 1992)

My father died in September 1999 so from 2000-03 we took my mother back to Val de Lobo during October half-term (one of the advantages of being teachers).

Unfortunately my mother's health deteriorated and from 2004 Lynne and I came to Portugal on our own. We tried a rural alternative, but it was not ideal, and arrived in Carvoeiro for the first time in 2005. Since then, we have returned every year (almost). We did not stay because we were afraid of going elsewhere, during those years our travels took us from 100oW (Mexico City) to 127oE (Kaesong, North Korea) and from 65°N (Stykkishólm, Iceland) down to 2oN (Malacca, Malaysia) – shame we never quite made the southern hemisphere. But that was travelling, and we also wanted a holiday, somewhere to relax that was warm, familiar and not too far from home. The Algarve was all those things, and Carvoeiro retained some of the atmosphere of the fishing village it once was, yet had all the facilities we could want. Knowing the area well, there was nowhere we needed to explore; we could visit where we liked when we liked - or simply not bother.

The Algarve (Carvoeiro underlined) and its position in the Iberian Peninsula (inset)
Val do Lobo is on the coast a little northwest of Faro, the regional capital

I started blogging in 2010 and have since published 10 Algarve posts (see end) and 8 more on the Alentejo – the region to the north – from visits preceding our Algarve fortnights. The only previous Carvoeiro post - The Boxes of Carvoeiro (2016) – celebrated a plot between local artists and the electricity company to brighten up the town’s streets. It is now time for a proper Carvoeiro post.

Carvoeiro
Carvoeiro grew around its beach where the fishing boats were based. This post is largely about that area, though later developments are spreading east and west 

Vilas do Mar

From 2005 to 2022 we stayed at No.1 Vilas do Mar. Vilas do Mar is a two-storey block of 10 apartments in the delightfully named Rua Cerro dos Pios (Little Hill of Birdsong), a short loop off the cliff-top road. It is an ugly building (hence no photograph) in a road lined with bougainvillea-clad, white-washed villas. The apartment was spacious and well equipped, though the walls were paper-thin. Fortunately, we very rarely had upstairs neighbours, but when we did, we heard every step they took and much more.

The Little Hill of Birdsong, Carvoeiro 2012

The block was end-on to the road with a pool at the back and a small garden at the front. The pool was communal, but the garden belonged to No.1. While other residents had only a balcony or small patio, we had space to relax in the sunshine and enjoy lunch and dinner al fresco.

Lunch in the garden, Vilas do Mar, 2007

Until 2008 we spent the last week of October (autumn half term) there, then we retired and our single week became a fortnight. After some experimentation, we settled on the first two weeks of October when the summer crowds have gone, but the summer weather lingers; unbroken sunshine can be enjoyed most days, with temperatures typically a perfect 26°.

We also got to know our landlords. Malcolm and Tessa divided their time between Essex and their other Carvoeiro property and we had dinner together once or twice on every trip.

Lynne with Tessa and Malcolm, Restaurante A Vela, Carvoeiro, 2012

The Boardwalk and Algar Seco

In the early days we used to walk on the cliff tops. In 2014 we arrived to find a new boardwalk across the cliffs. Although initially annoyed, I soon accepted that lizards, birds and other denizens of the brush would be better off without us tramping through their habitat - and the boardwalk provided better views along the coast.

On the Boardwalk. (2025)

Heading east takes you to A Bonica and Algar Seco. The soft sandstone cliffs are battered by the sea and (occasional) rain into fantastical shapes,

A Boneca and Algar Seco (2025)

At the bottom of the first flight of steps a right turn used to take visitors down to a café, now partly buried by a cliff fall a couple of years ago. Walking across the café terrace brings you to A Boneca,..

A Boneca (2025)

... a rocky pillar with an entrance.

Entrance to A Boneca (2025)

Once through the landward entrance there is the option of a seaward exit...

Seaward exit, A Boneca (2025)

...you would be well advised not to take it, unless you wish to sleep with the fishes.

Outside the seaward exit, A Boneca (2025)

At the bottom of the first flight of steps a left turn descends to Algar Seco where a hole in the cliff allows water to rush in and swirl out with more or less drama depending on the tide and the height of the waves. At low tide on a calm day, it is just an empty pool.

Algar Seco on a calm day at low tide (2025), The man with the backpack
would have been in difficulties otherwise

The Largo and the Beach

Walking west brings you to a headland above the beach. New this year (2025), is a statue of a fisherman. He is, presumably, wondering what happened to his village, while beside him, I am wondering how to make myself look even older than I am. Unlike the fisherman I appear to have cracked the problem.

The fisherman, Carvoeiro (2025)

Some buildings have different uses, but the descent to the Largo (Square) has changed little since 2014, it remains a steep 38m (120ft) descent.

Down to the Largo (2014)

The Largo has also changed little. Although called a ‘square’ it feels triangular with the entrance from the town being a truncated apex. The side we descended has long been dominated by O Barco.

The Largo and O Barco (2025)

The three café/restaurants on the other side have all changed hands, Xamor is our current favourite watering hole.

Lynne outside Xamor in the other side of the Largo (2025)

We can often be found there at beer o’clock, though sometimes we have a cup of tea and a biscuit on our balcony instead.

Beer o'clock (2025)

The base of the Largo opens onto the beach. When we first visited in 1982 my memory suggests traditional fishing boats were pulled up here (Carvoeiro has never had a harbour). There are still boats, and a winch to haul them up from the waves, but they would not be recognised by the man on the headland. These boats catch only tourists, taking them along the coast and into the many caves in the cliffs.

Carvoiero beach (2021)

Moving to Monte Dourado

When we first met in 2008, Malcolm and Tessa were much the age we are now. They enjoyed a full life in Carvoeiro, Tessa with the church and her book club, while Malcolm swam and played tennis. Well into his 90s he was a regular at Carvoeiro Tennis Club and claimed he was hitting the ball as well as ever – on the rare occasions he could get to it.

But age, as I am learning, comes with problems. When they felt the time had come to sell No.1 Vilas do Mar, we had ample warning that 2022 would be our last visit. They put us in touch with the owners of a property near theirs in the Monte Dourado development, we walked round to take a look and booked it when we returned home.

Monte Dourado is the same height as Vilas do Mar, but Vilas do Mar sits on a clifftop plateau, while Monte Dourado has little flat land around it. Going out on foot means descending, probably climbing another hill, followed by a second descent and climb. Unfortunately, our 2023 accommodation required us to climb the hill and then 40-50 steps up to our front door. I am not complaining, we knew in advance, but we were both surprised how tiring it was.

Monte Dourado, 109 Apartments on a hill top

Before leaving we visited Monte Dourado Recepção and enquired if they could offer us a ground floor apartment for 2024. They could, and by chance, it was next door to Malcolm and Tessa’s. Malcolm was not there, his travelling days were over, but Tessa was, with her daughter and son-in-law who have their own Monte Dourado property. We lunched with Tessa, and she suggested we use her apartment next year, when her daughter would take over the management.

So, in 2025, we were resident in an apartment that we had visited, many times before.

Inside the apartment, Monte Dourado

There were two advantages to moving next door. The open rear aspect unblocked the excellent view down over the beach,….

Our view over Carvoeiro (with Lynne's favourite 'pirate' ship passing by)

… and it welcomed the morning sun, so for the first time in Carvoeiro we enjoyed al fresco breakfast, as well as lunch and dinner.

2025 A New Year, a New Problem

In spring I attended my regular optometrist’s appointment knowing my eyesight was a little odd and suspecting I needed new glasses. What I got was a referral to the ophthalmology department of the Royal Stoke Hospital. The consultant diagnosed acute glaucoma, the pressure in both eyes was not just high, but alarming and damaging my optic nerves. Eye-drop treatment reduced the pressure, the immediate emergency went away, and I waited a couple of weeks for an operation to deal with the cause of the problem, and pop in a couple of new lenses to improve my sight and help keep my errant irises in position.

The damage to my optic nerves is permanent, and I have field of vision problems. I have informed the DVLA* who will either cancel my licence or send me for an official test, but in the meantime, I thought it wise to stop driving. Lynne has not driven on the right-hand side of the road since our year in the USA (1983/4!) and declined to take on the driving, so I cancelled our hire car. We have never visited Carvoeiro without a car and I wondered how we would cope.

New Experiences (1): Carvoeiro Municipal Market

We pre-booked an efficient and reasonably priced airport taxi and next day taxied to the out-of-town supermarket. We also used Carvoeiro’s municipal market for the first time, it is a short walk away but only opens from 7:00 to 11:00.

Carvoeiro Municipal Market

An elderly (says I!) man runs an excellent fruit and vegetable stall, but the fish market in the room behind was always closed. There is a good butcher and a shop selling delicatessen items and along with the shops in town they kept us fed and watered wined.

Inside Carvoeiro's Municipal Market: Fruit and veg on the left, the butcher down the end

New Experiences (2): The ‘Train’ to Ferragudo

A little road-train runs around Carvoeiro, and twice weekly heads off to the nearby village of Ferragudo.

Not much room left on the train

We had never bothered before, but this time, fancying a change of scenery, we boarded a 'train' packed with people old enough to know better.

Up the hill beside the beach

Carvoeiro to Ferragudo is 4.5km as the crow flies, but over the years we have watched Carvoeiro stretching ever further towards its neighbour. Ferragudo is also growing, and they will meet within the next few years.

Along the coast road towards Ferragudo

Ferragudo is a pleasant and still active fishing port…

Fishermen not actually fishing, Ferragudo

…staring across the Arade estuary at the city of Portimão.

Portimão across the Arade from Ferragudo

Old Friends

We usually meet up with old friends Brian and Hilary for sardines at Dona Barco in Portimão. This year they kindly picked us up on their way and generously detoured on the way back and waited while we did a supermarket shop.

Ricky came over for lunch from her windmill in Mexilhoeira Grande. Ricky is my fourth cousin and she and Lynne discovered each other during genealogical research. She is a long time Algarve resident and now a Portuguese citizen, and we enjoyed our annual reunion.

A Favourite Walk

Inevitably, we walked more this year than in the past. Any walk from Monte Dourado starts with a descent and Rua do Povo do Buro is the quickest (i.e. steepest) route to the Largo. It is disappointing, if predictable, that the ‘street of the donkey people’ no longer houses any donkeys.

Down the Rua do Povo do Buro

From the Largo we followed the same narrow road the ‘train’ had taken up the western (right-hand) headland. Rua do Paraiso (Paradise Street) is a pleasant walk in early morning sunshine, or a bit of a slog, depending on how you feel.

Up Rua do Paraiso

At the top, on the tip of the promontory, just below the decaying remains of a fort is a look-out point surrounded by a whitewashed wall where you can take a breather…

The look-out point

…and the annual photograph back over Carvoeiro. Travel companies, airlines and anyone else promoting Algarve tourism use a version of this photo,

Carvoeiro

Then we descended.

The main road into Carvoeiro from the north, splits as it enters the town (see map above). The inbound Rua dos Pescadores and outbound Rua do Barranco are separated by a line of apartment blocks, shops and restaurants. At the Largo, the end of Pescadores swings round to become the start of Barranco.

Pescadores (left) and Barranca (right) are parallel. Farol turns off right just after the start of Barranca

The photograph also shows Estrado do Farol (Lighthouse Road) – aka Restaurant Hill - turning off to the right. Not all Carvoeiro’s restaurants are on this street, but it has enough to occupy a discerning glutton for several weeks without repetition, hesitation or deviation. It is not part of this walk, but for those interested in Algarve cuisine, click here for my annually updated 'Eating the Algarve' post.

Descending Restaurant Hill after an excellent dinner

Our walk continued up Rua do Pescadores; it is always wiser to face oncoming traffic. Away from the Largo it is much the quieter road, being narrower and more shaded, and with fewer shops and restaurants.

Looking back down Rus dos Pescadores

There is not much to see, but I have always liked the building below. Despite occupying an oddly shaped plot, the design and decoration are very traditional.

Photographed in 2006, when the building was freshly restored

Near the top is the Padaria e Pastelaria Fabrica Velha (Old Factory Bakery and Pastry), our favourite place for morning coffee.

Fabrica Velha

The road is less shaded here, sitting on the terrace is like being bacon under a grill. We go inside…

Inside Fabrica Velha

…and usually order a café com leite and a pastel de nata each. ‘Portuguese tarts’ are now popping up in coffee shops all over the UK. Some are not bad, others regrettable, but this is how it should be done. And it is not just the pasteis de nata, every delight here is baked fresh on the premises.

Café com leite e pastel de nata,
Tão bom quanto possível!

From there we walked down the more dynamic left-hand side…

Rua do Barranca

It is wider and lined with businesses…

Rua do Barranca

…including a geladaria we have been known to patronise – though not (of course!) straight after coffee and cake.

I must point out I am holding Lynne's ice cream while she takes the photo
I have not bought two just for me

We did pause in the little Supermercado Bom Dia, because when you must carry everything you buy to the top of a hill, grocery shopping should be little and often.

In Conclusion

We actually enjoyed being car free, it was surprisingly relaxing – and there is nowhere within range we have not visited at least once. It made us look more closely at the place we were and see things we had previously missed. There was, though, a fly in the ointment. Every time you go out in a car, you come back up the hill in a car, when you always go out on foot, you always walk back up. Lynne was struggling, and every climb hurt, though she carried on gamely. After ten days or so, I was feeling fitter, I was going up the hills faster and with less puffing. But, descending Rua do Povo do Buro at beer o’clock on our penultimate day I felt a tendon tweak. I was hobbling on the last day, limping for the next week and I could still feel it a week after that. Holiday time is precious and I would resent spending any of it in hospital having my Achilles tendon welded back together. I joined Lynne’s No More Hills campaign.

A year ago I imagined we would be coming back to Malcolm and Tessa’s apartment for several years yet, but we will inevitably become (even) older and the hills will become ever more daunting. So, after twenty years, we have decided to bid a reluctant goodbye to Carvoeiro. We are not finished with Portugal yet; Alvor, just west of Portimão seems pleasant and flat so maybe that is our next destination.

 *British readers know about the DVLA, but for the benefit of the majority of visitors to this site: the Driver and Vehicle Licensing Authority is a bureaucratic behemoth located in Swansea.  They are responsible for licensing the UK's 42m vehicles and 57m drivers.

Sad Update: Malcolm died on the 14th of November. at the age of 93. We always enjoyed his company and he will be missed, particularly, of course, by Tessa. His was a long life, well lived.

Thursday, 4 September 2025

Barnard Castle

A Brief Stop for Lunch and Several Reasons to Return

Does Barnard Have a Castle?


County Durham
We set out to drive to Alnwick in Northumberland, but that takes 4 hours or more, so we needed a lunch stop. As the driver, Lynne decided to take the M6 as far as Tebay, eschew its excellent service station, turn right and track east cross-country to Barnard Castle. I had an eye operation two weeks ago and she thought we could have lunch, and I could check my eyesight while I was there; it was the obvious place to go.

Co Durham and its position within England (inset)
Barnard Castle is a town with some 5,000 inhabitants in the south west of the county

Arriving from the east we entered the town over the old bridge across the River Tees below the eponymous castle. The bridge was rebuilt in 1596 incorporating elements of a much older structure.

The castle is atmospheric if somewhat skeletal. Built at the end of the 11th century, it controlled the river crossing between the Bishop of Durham’s territory to the north and the feudal lordship known as the ‘Honour of Richmond’ to the south. It was updated in the12th and early 13th centuries by the Balliol family who (off and on) claimed the throne of Scotland (see The Battle of Stirling in the Stirling) post. The Earls of Warwick then held the castle until 1471 when it passed to the Duke of Gloucester, later Richard III, who held it until his death at the battle of Bosworth in 1485. In 1569, the ‘Rising of the North’, a Catholic insurrection against Elizabeth I, led to rebels besieging and then taking the castle after a damaging bombardment. The castle never recovered and was abandoned in the early 17th century.

Barnard Castle above the River Tees

We did not visit the castle – now in the care of English Heritage – as this was only a lunch stop. The borrowed photo, by Ben Gamble, is part of the Geograph project collection and is reproduced under Creative Commons Attribution-Share Alike 2.0 Generic licence.

Anything Else?

Other than the castle, Barnard Castle’s main attraction is the Bowes Museum. It is housed in a purpose-built château designed by Jules Pellechet in French Second Empire style. Building started in 1869 (the 2nd Empire collapsed in 1870) and the museum opened to the public in 1892. It was the vision of wealthy local landowner John Bowes and his Wife Joséphine, though unfortunately neither lived to see their museum open.

It has displays of art – paintings by Canaletto, El Greco and Goya among others – ceramics, silver, tapestries, sculpture and local history. There is also the Silver Swan – a life-sized 18th century automaton - that elegantly “catches fish” when activated. It is the only exhibit I remember from our visit in the 1970s. There was no visit this time, entry now costs £20 a head, too much for a lunchtime brief encounter.

Once round the castle we drove up The Bank – the lower part of what might elsewhere be called the High Street - and then went twice round the Market Cross. This was not strictly necessary, and the event produced a minor domestic dispute, finally settled by allotting the blame to me. Continuing through the High Street’s upper section, known Horse Market, we rounded the bend into Galgate. On our right was a large car park outside the local Morrisons, so we stopped there.

Barnard Castle Market Cross

Testing One's Eyesight

The first thing I did after leaving the car park was to test my eyesight, it is a long tradition in Barnard Castle dating all the way back to 2020.

Looking at things to test my eyesight, Barnard Castle

In April that year, during the first COVID lockdown, Dominic Cummings - Chief Adviser to PM Boris Johnson - travelled with his wife and child from London to Durham after she developed COVID symptoms. The rest of us were dutifully staying at home, as instructed, but an allowance was made for those seeking necessary childcare support. Few people imagined this allowance covered a five-hour drive.

Sometime later Cummings admitted to being seen in Barnard Castle (about 30 minutes from Durham - I have a Durham post, too). He had driven there, he said, to "test his eyesight" and ensure he was safe to make the long drive back to London after recovering from COVID symptoms.

Few people believed him. Apart from it being against lockdown regulation, would a sensible person take a 30-minute drive to see if their eyesight was fit for driving? Mine is marginal, so Lynne drove me here and after 20 minutes in Barnard Castle it still seemed marginal. Both Cummings and Johnson apparently believed in one rule for the people and another rule for them. Cummings resigned in November 2020, Johnson some 18 months later.

Lunch

Brie and Cranberry

We located a convenient café on Galgate and ordered toasties and a cup of tea. I enjoyed my brie and cranberry toastie and it set me wondering how a cheese from northern France first met a berry from the coastal United States and struck up a relationship. I asked the ever-semi-reliable ChatGPT and they told me that it is an English sandwich filling which first appeared in the early 2000s - they could cite no specific ‘first instance’ - and spread organically until it became widespread. The British market for French soft cheeses, they said, expanded markedly in the early 2000s, about the same time as cranberry sauce was first being imported from America where it had long been a traditional part of Thanksgiving and Christmas meals. There may be a grain of truth there, but cranberry sauce has been part of my Christmases since the 1970s and I have been eating brie and camembert since the 60s. Perhaps, when it comes to new foods, I grew up in a family of early adopters. I would note the combination requires an under-ripe brie, like most of those in British supermarkets. A fully ripe Brie de Meaux is a joy but would be overpowering in this context.

And a Side Order of Compassion

As we were finishing, an elderly man came in and sat at the table next to us. I am 75, I would hate to be called elderly (even if I am) but I have just used that word to describe somebody else. I doubt he was much older than me and he seemed in reasonable physical condition, but the blank look in his eye suggested he was not the man he once was. One of the young women who work in the café greeted him by name. “Hello Lenny,” she said, “D’you want a cup of tea?” He stared straight ahead but did not answer. She fetched some tea, put it in front of him and sat down opposite. “Do you want something to eat?” There was a long silence, but she waited patiently. “What's the soup?” “You wouldn't like it, Lenny. Would you like some apple tart?” He did not answer. “We’ve got custard, would you like some custard?” He nodded. She went away and returned bearing a bowl containing a large slice of apple tart wallowing in custard. He picked up his spoon and started eating with obvious relish.

We left at that point. I have no idea how much help he needs and gets, but he was reasonably well turned out.  Maybe he comes in every day, but the important point is that he was treated with sensitivity and compassion - a shining example of kindness in a world that sees too little of it.

Horse Market

Walking back round into Horse Market we saw a gentle curve of buildings running down to the Market Cross.  Most look Georgian though some are younger and a few older. Many have blue plaques explaining the various uses the premises have been put to over the centuries.

Horse Market, Barnard Castle

The good people of Barnard Castle have a Morrisons and a Lidl for their convenience but are blessed by also having the option of proper old-fashioned butchers and an artisan baker with a side-line in interesting cheeses. One of the several pubs offers ‘dog friendly karaoke’ (no, nor me) and there is an African/Caribbean coffee shop. I do not know when Nobia and Sons opened, but they have earned many friendly reviews over the last two and a half years. They sell the standard coffee and cakes but also offer Jollof rice, curry goat, jerk chicken and more. For a fleeting moment a second lunch seemed a good idea, then reality kicked in. Further down is a farmer’s market; it seems the only thing you cannot buy in the Horse Market is a horse.

Horse Market, the Market Cross and St Mary's Church

The octagonal market cross that we earlier circumnavigated was built in 1747 by wealthy wool merchant Thomas Breaks. The open ground floor was used by farmers selling butter, eggs and the like, while the upper storey has been variously used as a courtroom, gaol, fire station and town hall.

The principal modern use of the Grade 1 listed building, sometimes referred to by locals as ‘Breaks' Folly’ is as a traffic hazard. It reduces visibility for all drivers and is regularly clipped by HGVs making their way through the town (see the Teesdale Mercury. 2019).

St Mary's Parish Church, Barnard Castle

St Mary’s church dates from the early 12th century, the time Bernard de Balliol built the stone castle and gave his name to the town that would develop round it.

Like all old churches, there have been alterations and additions over the centuries, though most of what we can see is 14th century or earlier. The main exception is the tower that was rebuilt in 1873–74 as it was in danger of collapse.

The Parish Church of St Mary, Barnard Castle

Inside it has some odd features and at first sight appears to have been built backwards, but the pews do point in the usual direction.

Looking towards the west window, St Mary's Barnard Castle

There is a rather worn probably 14th century effigy of St Anthony and a boar. St Anthony, the patron saint of swineherds, is linked to the Augustinians, and an Augustinian friary was established in 1380 in Thorngate, just south of the castle and 250m from the church. No one knows what happened to the friary or whether it was ever fully established, but maybe the boar came to the church from there.

St Anthony and a Boar, St Mary's, Barnard Castle

The castle passed to the Duke of Gloucester, later Richard III, who also has the boar as his symbol. Under his patronage the church was enlarged, though the unusual flight of stairs up to the chancel was probably built later.

Steps up to the chancel, St Mary's Barnard Castle

In front of the steps is a stone arch with the sculpted head of Edward IV (Richard’s older brother) to the left….

Edward IV, St Mary's, Barnard Castle

…and Richard himself, as Duke of Gloucester, to the right. A hundred years later Shakespeare painted Richard III as a villain, but Shakespeare’s history plays never bothered too much with historical accuracy and Richard has been rehabilitated recently.

The Duke of Gloucester (later Richard III) St Mary's, Barnard Castle 

There is an enormous font from about the same time. A stool is provided for the priest to stand on while baptising children, but the diving board was removed in the 19th century. The letters and symbols carved round the edge have no known meaning.

Enormous font, St Mary's, Barnard Castle

Back to the Car and on to Alnwick

As we returned from the church it started to rain. At first the big, fat, lazy drops had space between them, but the further we walked the closer together the drops became and the harder and faster they fell. By the time we reached Morrisons, it was a torrential downpour, so we and a dozen others stood beneath their awning and waited. Rain that hard cannot last long, but as soon as it eased a new cloud cracked open and the intensity returned. After the third time this happened we ran for it.

Despite selecting ‘recommended route’ for the remainder of our journey to Alnwick, our SatNav chose the scenic route - at least as far as Newcastle and the A1. We crossed the bleak moorland of Teesdale and Weardale, which have their charms when you are pottering, but the narrow, meandering roads are frustrating when you have somewhere to go. One consolation of this diversion is that our route grazed the edge of the large village/small town of Stanhope. If other fans of Vera, the good-hearted but curmudgeonly detective who makes Morse look like a party animal, were wondering where she got her surname, they need wonder no more.

We reached Alnwick in the late afternoon, feeling that we should give Barnard Castle a proper visit one day soon.

Thank you for reading to the end. Your reward for doing so is the information that one 'fact' about St Mary's Church was invented by the author. But you knew that anyway.