In Praise of Bad Art
Let’s get the confession out of the way right at the start: I don’t know much about art, but I know what I like.
This is not, for once, the precursor to an ill-informed rant about ‘modern art’, it is merely a statement of fact. I studied sciences at school and engineering at university but when I became a teacher I returned to mathematics, always my favourite school subject (and that, no doubt, proves to some that I am, at the very least, odd). I spent my last art lesson, aged 14, as I spent most cleaning brushes and sharpening pencils, I had learned long before that any ‘art’ I produced would be not just bad but embarrassing, so I produced none – and have continued to produce none for the next 58 years. I am not going to change now.
Socialist Realism
But that does not mean I do not appreciate other’s efforts. This post is an appreciation of one, odd, quirky artistic backwater that
we have encountered in our travels. Socialist Realism is probably of more
interest to students of politics and sociology than of art, but I know what I
like – and I like it.
The Leaders
The 1917 Russian Revolution was a major convulsion. The past was over, everything, including art, had to begin again. Many within the
artistic community were happy to be co-opted into the new future.
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| An enormous head of Lenin, Ulan Ude in the Russian far east |
Stalin, like Hitler, had no time for decadent artforms, but the idea of Socialist Realism emerged slowly, the term being first used in
1932. In 1934 the four guidelines of Socialist realism were laid out at the 17th
Congress of the All-Union Communist Party.
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| Lynne and Uncle Joe, Stalin's birthplace museum, Gori, Georgia |
Art must be:
1) Proletarian: art relevant to the workers and understandable to them.
2) Typical: scenes of everyday life of the people.
3) Realistic: in the representational sense.
4) Partisan: supportive of the aims of the State and the Party.
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| Waiting for the firing squad? Stalin, Lenin, former Albanian leader Enver Hoxha (and some extras) stored in a rarely visited corner of Tirana castle |
So how do the works above measure up to the guidelines?
An 8m high, 42 tonne head of Lenin erected in 1970 to celebrate the 100th anniversary of his birth is easily understood by all workers: it says THE PARTY
IS IN CHARGE literally (almost) in caps lock. What it means for it to be in
situ 30 years after the end of the USSR is another question. The other statues said
the same, only more quietly, but their new locations have changed the message.
They now say: the party’s over.
All are undoubtedly realistic, Lenin very much so. Stalin looks like he was carved in frozen yoghurt and is now melting, but it is obviously him. The Albanian
examples are not such good likenesses, though they have been bashed around and
Enver Hoxha is hiding his face with his arm. The stone carving at his feet is
actually a good likeness of him, despite the smashed nose – the least he deserved from
an ungrateful nation with much to be ungrateful for.
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| Enver Hoxha with broken nose, Tirana Castle, Albania |
That they are partisan is unquestionable, but Guideline 2...?
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| Peasant Wedding, Peter Breughal the Elder (public domain) |
Well, three
out of four is not bad, but Peter Breughel the Elder also scored 3 out 4 -
several times. The Peasant Wedding, for example, is proletarian and easily understood, is a scene of everyday life and is realistic. As for supporting the aims of the Party, Breughel died 300 years before 'The Party' was born so could neither support nor oppose. However, he depicts peasants/proletarians as human beings with our well-known virtues and vices, so, I think, too much realism for
Socialist Realism.
Perhaps the rulers are not the most distinctive parts of Socialist Realism, I see little intrinsic difference between a statue of Lenin and one of Queen Victoria
or Winston Churchill. So, lets have a look at the Proletarian struggle.
The Soldiers
But first, a folk hero. David of Sassoun is the hero of the Rebels of Sassoun an epic Armenian poem of unknown antiquity, first written down in 1873 after a millennium or so of oral transmission. The soviet authorities cautiously approved of national
heroes; if they could not be linked to any modern political faction, they could
be co-opted to the proletarian cause.
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| David of Sassoun, Yerevan, Armenia |
A statue was erected outside Yerevan station in 1939 to celebrate the (conveniently invented) 1,000th anniversary of the poem. It was destroyed in 1941 when sculptor Yervand
Kochar was accused of praising Adolf Hitler, but Kochar survived and kept his
gypsum original. In 1959 a new casting was made to belatedly celebrate the 40th
anniversary of the Russian revolution. It was in poor condition when visited in
2003.
And the guidelines? Proletarian? Yes, a folk tale is a story of the proletariat. Partisan? Yes, David of Sassoun was officially viewed as a proto-communist.
Typical? You cannot have everything! Realistic? Look at those tree-trunk legs!
And here we encounter a problem that runs through all warriors in Socialist Realism. Proletarian soldiers must look impressive, like this chap on guard at Gjirokastër castle in Albania…
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| Soldier, Gjirokastër Castle, Albania |
...or, better still, superhuman like this intimidating group of North Korean heroes. This is realism only for the deluded. The man firing the gun (his forearm like David of Sassoun’s leg) sensibly crouches behind the shield, but the lunatic with flag clearly has a death wish. And the man just behind? A fine physical specimen, maybe, and remarkable clean, as men involved in warfare seldom are, but he is the only North Korean male I have ever seen sporting a side-parting.
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| Heroic DPRK soldiers, Fatherland War Liberation Museum, Pyongyang |
We saw many soldiers during our week in North Korea. They were small, proud men in cheap, poorly made uniforms one size too large. No one below the rank of
colonel gets a uniform that fits, or perhaps no one below that rank eats well
enough to fill the uniform they are given. None of them looked like any of the
group above.
Workers, Peasants, Men, Women and Children, More Fighters, More Leaders
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| Long Live the Great socialist October Revolution , 31st Anniversary (1948) City Museum, Tallinn, Estonia |
The men above, and the peasants, children etc immediately above and below exemplify the problem of Socialist Realism. Scenes of everyday life (and warfare) must support the aims of the party. So, soldiers must be heroic, and workers must be happy and thriving, and owe that to the party, and know they
owe it to the party.
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| Long live the Estonian Soviet Socialist Republic, 11th Anniversary City Museum, Tallinn, Estonia |
Somewhere in the corner, Breughal would have included a grumpy git, or somebody cheating in some way, but Socialist Realism cannot allow this, everybody must be cooperating happily. That you cannot please all the people all the time, is an immutable law of human nature and so Socialist Realism can never be realistic. The problem is not with socialism specifically, it is with mandating art to support the government.
When a leader joins his adoring people, realism is missed by an extra notch. Travellers arriving on Puhung metro station (one of the four stations on the Pyongyang
metro open to foreigners) are greeted by no less than Kim Il Sung, the DPRK's Eternal Leader.
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| Kim Il Sung himself, welcomes us to Puhung station on the Pyongyang metro Notice the miner's foot on the stairs, the DPRK is very keen on trompe l'oeil |
Two Favourites
I will finish this section with my two favourites. The first is a mosaic on the façade of Tirana’s Museum of National History.
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| Albanian Museum of National History, Skanderbeg Square, Tirana |
It displays the whole of Albanian history, starting with the Illyrians and Thracians on the left before moving seamlessly to the intellectuals of the 19th
century Albanian Renaissance. On the right are the workers and peasants who saw
off the Ottoman Empire in the early 20th century - one woman giving a
distrustful backward glance at the intellectuals. All are led into the glorious
socialist future by a worker, a soldier and an inappropriately dressed young
woman with a right forearm that would not disgrace a blacksmith. She would be
terrifying even if she was not carrying a rifle. Such works need to be treasured
as many have already disappeared, been painted over or dismantled as Albania deals
with its new reality.
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| Mosaic, Albanian Museum of National History, Skanderbeg Square, Tirana |
The second is a painting in the lobby of the May 6th Hotel, Sariwon, North Korea which expands the delusion to a whole new level of ‘Realism’. The conceit here is not
just that North Korea is a paradise, but that leaders from across the world recognise
this and come to admire and seek advice from the great Kim Il Sung himself.
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| Kim Il Sung meets the people of the world, May 6th Hotel Lobby, Sariwon, North Korea |
Capitalist Realism?
Hitler’s tastes in art were apparently similar to Stalin’s and the Nazis promoted Heroic Realism which has a studied arrogance that Socialist Realism lacks.
"Capitalist realism" has been used to describe the Pop Art of the 1950s and 1960s and the commodity art of the 1980s and 1990s, but as a self-knowing play on "socialist realism". Search for ‘Capitalist Realism Paintings’ on google images and it is difficult to see the theme running through the results, although artwork from the Jehovah’s Witnesses magazine The Watchtower, does come up a few times; it undoubtedly has the style and lack of self-awareness, of the finest Socialist Realism.
But can there a precise western counterpart of Socialist Realism - when you are living the dream, why pretend? Yes, of course, there can, and I have two examples, one American which I call Hollywood realism, the other British, Imperialist Realism, perhaps..
British Imperialist Realism
The neo-Baroque head office of Liverpool's Royal Insurance Company was completed in 1903. It is now the Aloft Hotel where we stayed last year. A remarkable stone frieze sits below one window. The soldier-like figures suggest the British Empire is out there comforting widows and their children, building railways across the wilderness and erecting churches to shine light into the world’s darkest places - and all these activities are protected by the Royal Insurance Company.
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| Frieze, Aloft Hotel, Liverpool |
The British empire was, of course, an unalloyed force for good in the world, spreading the benefits of civilisation and Christianity; it was never about exploiting the
wealth or the inhabitants of far-away countries. There were people who believed
that then – there are some who believe it now, even some in positions of power and influence.
Hollywood Realism
In 2013 we flew into North Korea from Beijing, but returned by overnight train. We lunched in Korea, reached the border in late afternoon and rolled across the Yalu River into the Chinese city of Dandong in early evening. North Korea is the only country we have ever left with a feeling of relief and we savoured the welcoming bright lights, bustle and (yes) freedom of China.
We dined on the train after it left Dandong. In Korea food (for us) was plentiful if not particularly interesting and our Chinese dinner was like eating in full colour after our monochrome Korean lunch. But the Korean’s brew good beer, and the only beer available with with our dinner was Pabst, a brew which contributed fully to the USA’s former reputation as a beer drinker’s desert. More interesting than the beer was the artwork on the cans, a set of half a dozen, rather similar pictures, one of them reproduced below.
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| Pabst beer can - Heroic American Soldier, smiling, friendly and armed to the teeth A can with bad taste inside and out? |
The copyright of the above picture belongs to Interbrand and I have borrowed the artwork from their website. They inform me these special edition cans were made only for the Chinese market. I make no further comment.
Why I like Socialist Realism
I started by saying I liked Socialist Realism, I ought now to explain why.
I am not that keen on the leaders, but I love the cheerful pictures of happy workers, peasants and soldiers. But only a fool takes them at face value, behind every
silver lining there is a cloud, a very obvious cloud in the case of the death-defying,
North Korean, machine gunners.
Socialist Realism is, of course, fantasy, but it was conceived as realism, the irony in the name is unintentional. Many people are involved in the production of public
art. A top-level decision is made to create, say, a mosaic, artists work on
designs, a committee will choose the winner, workers will make the pieces and put
them in place. I suspect somebody among them will honestly believe in what they
are doing, though most will just get on with their jobs. But where is the
belief? At the top? Among the workers? Surely not among the artists, or is it?
I love the ambivalence and ambiguity, though I admit they are easier to enjoy when they are safely in the past; some of the North Korean examples – and the
American beer can – are more worrying.
…and finally…
The Korean Worker’s Party Monument in Pyongyang is a typical piece of DPRK bombast…
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| Korean Workers' Party Monument, Pyongyang |
…but inside the circle of concrete blocks, just above head height, is a frieze, a relief of women, soldiers, children, aviators and more whose task is, apparently,
to outstare the future.
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| Nobly attempting to outstare the future, Korean Worker's Party Monument, Pyongyang |
I cannot believe there was not a knowing hand in here somewhere.
Statues Without Plinths (2023)
Socialist Realism: In Praise of Bad Art (2022)
The Boxes of Carvoeiro (2016)